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Ok, so it's cold here. Colder than usual. Most of the time I don't care too much about the weather. I just stick my head outside and see what's happening. But it's loving cold, people, and I don't want to stick my head outside in weather like this; my ears might fall off. So I figure, well, why not go to a website with "weather" in it to find out what the weather is like. Weather.com. Seems like no-nonsense, right? It is all nonsense. First thing I see:  Ahh! Who? Where? People in Siberia.  What the hell?  Adurrrrrrrrrr durrrrrr  Yeah, I'm not sure how spotting a loving octopus will help me decide whether to wear six pairs of pants today so I don't freeze my rear end off. I've been fighting against a rising tide of cynicism and hatred of humanity since I was a teenager and I've done pretty well for myself. Until today. Thanks, Weather.com, you finally did it. You snapped my faith in humanity like a feeble icicle hanging from the side of a poo poo shed.
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is the pleasing fungus in your username magic mushrooms?
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Feb 21, 2015 02:26
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go to weather underground
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They should change the name. Give Weather.Com to the people who just tell you the temp. They can move to OctopusNews or SnowOcean.net. Just my opinion, no flames please
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But did you spot the octopus?
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Feb 21, 2015 02:26
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i kind of want to be the dudes who write those headlines - I bet they have fun
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Feb 21, 2015 02:27
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PleasingFungus posted:
Okay you can't just post this and not tell me how those toes are going to save me. Cough it up, what's with the toes?
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Feb 21, 2015 02:28
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Sweet Tea posted:is the pleasing fungus in your username magic mushrooms? cant stand them anywhere else though theyre really slimy and i already fill my slimy food group quota with semen
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Feb 21, 2015 02:28
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Sweet Tea posted:is the pleasing fungus in your username magic mushrooms? Of course not. Please try to keep this thread on topic.
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Feb 21, 2015 02:28
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a website with a url that will likely be entered by a gigantic amount of people is full of... ads?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Feb 21, 2015 02:30
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Clayren posted:Okay you can't just post this and not tell me how those toes are going to save me. Cough it up, what's with the toes?
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Clayren posted:Okay you can't just post this and not tell me how those toes are going to save me. Cough it up, what's with the toes? I think those are fingers. Clubby fingers are a sign of chronic oxygen deprivation. There, I just saved your life.
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Feb 21, 2015 02:30
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If you really want to do something about this, I've got one simple trick discovered by a mom that Big Media DO NOT want you to know about!
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Mr. Popo posted:But did you spot the octopus? It's too cold.
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Feb 21, 2015 02:31
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use the crazy terrorist wunderground.com you dumbo. (fuckin lol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Underground)
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Clayren posted:Okay you can't just post this and not tell me how those toes are going to save me. Cough it up, what's with the toes? According to the National Institute of Health, signs of the top two causes of death in the US, lung cancer and heart disease, can show up in red, bulging fingertips, and downward-curved nails. Your nails can also get hosed up in other ways, because of other diseases. Please look at your fingernails at least once a month.
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I LIKE FROSTYS posted:They should change the name. Give Weather.Com to the people who just tell you the temp. They can move to OctopusNews or SnowOcean.net. Just my opinion, no flames please Those Weather.com squatters have got to go, and give weather.com to the true weather hounds. I'm pretty sure Oceanonacid.com hasn't been taken yet 
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I LIKE FROSTYS posted:They should change the name. Give Weather.Com to the people who just tell you the temp. They can move to OctopusNews or SnowOcean.net. Just my opinion, no flames please try weather.gov
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Sweet Tea posted:is the pleasing fungus in your username magic mushrooms? 
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"We Haven't Seen This in a Decade." "How Is This Even Possible?" "What Happens When You Light a Match Near a Frozen Lake?"
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you aren't kidding. I was on that page earlier in the week and I was think hooolllyyy shhiiiittt I just want the loving weather, not 100 ridiculous advertisements all over the page. Even finding the hourly forecast or extended forecast was a freaking chore. And when you do, it takes up 15% of the page and the rest is all ads.
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Feb 21, 2015 03:27
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That girl is getting sadder and sadder, from the increasing number of dead people
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fungus status: pleased 
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PleasingFungus posted:Ahh! Who? Where? People in Siberia. I agree with you op but that story has pretty much nothing to do with Siberia
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Feb 21, 2015 03:29
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Watch Jim Cantore get raped by an octopus
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Tiny Lowtax posted:you aren't kidding. I was on that page earlier in the week and I was think hooolllyyy shhiiiittt I just want the loving weather, not 100 ridiculous advertisements all over the page. Even finding the hourly forecast or extended forecast was a freaking chore. And when you do, it takes up 15% of the page and the rest is all ads. i just went to weather.com and saw 0 ads
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just use weather.gov you fruits. they're the guys who get the weather data in the first place, weather.com just makes it into stupid charts and graphs and surrounds it with human interest stories
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Pivotal Lever posted:i just went to weather.com and saw 0 ads gently caress you
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If you're not using the National Weather Service (weather.gov) then you deserve to die of frostbite or whatever, idiot.
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Feb 21, 2015 06:04
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Just install Weather Bug and you won't have to deal with all that bullshit.
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Richardanator posted:Just go to weather.gov and you won't have to deal with all that bullshit. ftfy
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i need something with the nice looking radar and the Weather In Motion® and weather.gov ain't doing it for me
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thats not what a beetle dick looks like
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it is a bad website op
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I ususally just type weather into the google and it gives me the current temp and five day forecast, but ONE TIME i type weather.com in and now EVERY TIME it autocompletes to weather.com so I have to backspace out the .com part to just get to the google weather thing.
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Richardanator posted:Just install linux and you won't have to deal with all that bullshit.
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