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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Reading about Tibetan Buddhist rituals and magic

poo poo is hosed up if tue

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Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

jackyl posted:

don't read pretentious idiot shitfucker books, read lee child and Dennis Lehane books instead

please tell me your definition of a pretentious idiot shitfucker book, and provide examples.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Nanomashoes posted:

please tell me your definition of a pretentious idiot shitfucker book, and provide examples.

basically, if you can't buy it at a grocery store or airport.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


boom boom boom posted:

basically, if you can't buy it at a grocery store or airport.
but that makes like every book I read as a kid a pretentious shitfucker book :ohdear:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Neukoln19 posted:

Since creating this thread I have read 666 pages of Shogun by James clavell.

I will now answer all of your questions for the next ten minutes

I've read a shitload of new GBS threads, idiot

good job making yourself look like a loving dork, nerd

nice waste of time, faygo

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax
I'm reading Moby Dick right now and it's a real hoot. Ishmael gets married to Queequeg, converts to worshiping a wooden idol named Yojo, lays around in bed for several days with Queequeg, attends to church, gets screwed by cheap Quakers, and then gets accosted by the prophet Elijah. All in the first 100 pages. It's hilarious.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Don Tacorleone posted:

I've read a shitload of new GBS threads, idiot

good job making yourself look like a loving dork, nerd

nice waste of time, faygo

Idiot, loving dork, nerd....faygo

You are very mean and your post contained 4 insults in 20+ words.

odincode
Aug 12, 2010

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvs2g5Nj0NI

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Neukoln19 posted:

Idiot, loving dork, nerd....faygo

You are very mean and your post contained 4 insults in 20+ words.

Sounds like I have a deep vocabulary then, so I don't need to read

Schmuck

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

im gonna gently caress your pretty face

do you really think i'm pretty

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
im reading a god drat book

its called the book of Mormon lol

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Since creating this thread I have been reading more and using (the 'web) less.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Neukoln19 posted:

Since creating this thread I have been reading more and using (the 'web) less.

what did you learn

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
That the Japanese are v honorable

That dragons recommend you steal gold and guard it

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Okay I just got some more books in the mail. Books books books. Anyone recommend some good books?

Happy Friday

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I read a few Horrible Harry books and they were all good.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Did anyone else read the OP's post like that one guy from the godfather?

I believe in America

but yes books are rad I am currently reading Reveille in Washington. Its interesting.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Just got back from the book store. Picked up three books





Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

boom boom boom posted:

Just got back from the book store. Picked up three books







These aren't books

This is garbage
You're holding garbage in your eyes

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

boom boom boom posted:

Just got back from the book store. Picked up three books







The hell kinda crazy as poo poo bookstore you shopping at mein d00d

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Neukoln19 posted:

The hell kinda crazy as poo poo bookstore you shopping at mein d00d

I went to two stores actually, got First and Only and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Vol. 1 at Barnes and Noble, and The Ballad of Halo Jones at a comic book shop. But I didn't think anyone would care enough to get into that level of detail

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I just finished this one


I'm about to start this one

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

I've been reading Sun Tzus Art of War but it is a book that talks in very high level concepts and it is sometimes tough to extract the intent of each passage and apply it directly to everyday life.

I think it works better as a framework for how to plan your future (mostly career wise by viewing life long employment as a was).

Of course of you are a nihilist then the book provides no insight and should be avoided.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i can vouch for jojo and halo jones. dunno about the 40k thing though, id imagine its the boring kind of pulp

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
I hope that when you die you're forced to sit on an uncomfortable stool and read a big book that's actually all of your posts taken out of context and in chronological order.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
reverse chronological order, so it keeps getting better as it goes on

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
This poo poo's almost as pretentious as when somebody dares to mention they like a TV show.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Ignore big dumb dumb OP and stay ON the internet and read books:

:sg: https://www.gutenberg.org/ :sg:

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Rough Lobster posted:

Ignore big dumb dumb OP and stay ON the internet and read books:

:sg: https://www.gutenberg.org/ :sg:

Disregard: op is not big and dumb...is smart

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I've read a few, op, and I still like the internet.

e:

Crazyweasel posted:

I've been reading Sun Tzus Art of War but it is a book that talks in very high level concepts and it is sometimes tough to extract the intent of each passage and apply it directly to everyday life.
It's also very deliberate in pace, or is at least translated that way. Like every loving page is pretty much:

SUN TZU

Dying ground is ground where your forces are more vulnerable, for example a swamp, where you cannot manoeuvre.

SUN SOME OTHER GUY

It is said that dying ground is often risky to fight in, because any effort to deploy there will be met with danger.

SUN ANOTHER GUY

The swamp is ordinarily no place to fight - fighting there implies hazard.

SUN TZU

You cannot fight in a swamp and expect to win - except when fighting there is necessary, and carefully planned out. We have seen in history many caught out in this kind of ground, who fought poorly because it is dangerous.

SUN ANOTHER GUY

Reflecting on the words of Sun Tzu, it is important not to fight in dying ground, except where it will lead to victory.



And you're just like "don't fight/live at a disadvantage and don't necessarily think you've got someone else under your thumb if they're smarter or better equipped to deal with a situation than you know, wow what a lesson".

jBrereton fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Feb 21, 2015

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

jBrereton posted:

I've read a few, op, and I still like the internet.

Books don't know you're reading them and don't call you names. I urge you to read thru the thread and see all the names ppl have been calling me despite my disclaimer in the op.

Strange *fans self* my disclaimers never seem to work.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Omi-Polari posted:

i just finished this



wh40k books? ok i'm a nerd who reads sci-fi but that poo poo will rot your brain. <-- dad

Why do people like the Culture novels? I read like 2/rds of consider phlebas but then i stopped because it was bad and embarrasing even as a scifi fan.

E: I am proud of myself i made it past the author's scat fantasy opening scene.

NihilismNow fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Feb 21, 2015

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Neukoln19 posted:

Books don't know you're reading them and don't call you names. I urge you to read thru the thread and see all the names ppl have been calling me despite my disclaimer in the op.

Strange *fans self* my disclaimers never seem to work.

I respect you, Neukoln 19

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

im the dad who probably reads more books than anyone itt but only king/cussler/clancy etc

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I am a shameful human being for 40k and Heresy novels and own entirely too many of them. I also have shitloads of better books too but gently caress I just have to get more and more of the former.

It's bad enough that once I started tearing through them a couple years ago I had to get a fourth bookshelf. Living with no roommates and having a room for books and reading loving rocks. It's also the one place in my apartment where I allow smoking because chiefing on a pipe while reading with some music on is the loving bee's knees.

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Feb 21, 2015

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Neukoln19 posted:

Books don't know you're reading them and don't call you names.
this also holds true of any lovely thread you don't post in, though

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I like to read. In the last 12 months I've read 30 or so books.

Currently reading:

Pranksters: Making Mischief in the Modern World by Kembrew McLeod
A History of Life in 100 Fossils by Paul Taylor
Principles of Geology by Charles Lyell

I usually have several books going at a time, and tend to switch between them. Mrs. Genesplicer and I have a routine on the weekends where we get out of bed, move to the couches and read for a few hours before starting our days. For those of you wondering why I am posting this rather than reading, as I just stated, today was interrupted because we are getting ready to go to a book release party for an author we know. Kinda fun.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
Currently trying to read Canterbury Tales. If only to see what the big deal is with Chaucer.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
the internet is a book except instead of turnin pages you click the button so you can continue reading about the merits of the socialist messages in pacific rim

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

This was really good. I mean, i've read the illegal internet version and seen the show, so I knew it would be, but the translation is good, the typesetting is flawless, and they include the colored pages. All in all a really great presentation.

Definite recommend.

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