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I never really thought about it, but i guess i have a cursory knowledge of the animal kingdom. Over the past little while i have observed that many people lack a very basic understanding of various animals, and that a lot of misconceptions are held. I have heard these animal misconceptions recently;
does anyone have any more
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Feb 22, 2015 17:51
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hamsters actually have a very complex social structure and proto-language and we owe much of our success in the Cold War to networks of gossipy hamsters
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Feb 22, 2015 17:57
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moose face posted:
still better than state
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Feb 22, 2015 17:58
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animals have souls
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Feb 22, 2015 17:59
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Mice are created in piles of straw.
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Feb 22, 2015 17:59
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frogs and toads are just the same loving thing. they've been the same thing the whole time you idiots! The whole god drat time!!
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Feb 22, 2015 18:01
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Calico Heart posted:frogs and toads are just the same loving thing. they've been the same thing the whole time you idiots! The whole god drat time!! unironically
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Feb 22, 2015 18:21
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A giraffe with a sore throat is worse than an elephant with a runny nose.
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Feb 22, 2015 18:22
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Bears are actually very sweet and chill and fun to hang out with.
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Feb 22, 2015 18:22
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mushrooms are actually the boners of little dudes buried just beneath the surface of the forest floor
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Feb 22, 2015 18:22
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redshirt posted:Bears are actually very sweet and chill and fun to hang out with. can confirm. my boyfriend is a bear.
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Feb 22, 2015 18:23
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If you start a circular fire around a scorpion it commit suicide by stinging itself in the head.
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Feb 22, 2015 18:37
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dog buttz posted:If you start a circular fire around a scorpion it commit suicide by stinging itself in the head. woah. everything I know is wrong
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Feb 22, 2015 18:46
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moose face posted:
http://youtu.be/sQOQdBLHrLk
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Feb 22, 2015 18:59
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what. the. gently caress
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Feb 22, 2015 19:02
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michael he ate a bird
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Feb 22, 2015 19:03
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Man is the most dangerous game of all hi op
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Feb 22, 2015 19:06
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All modern avionics are based upon what we have learned off Hummingbirds
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Feb 22, 2015 19:07
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unassertive boy 99 posted:Man is the most dangerous game of all hi op He is capable of terrible things including the eating of birds
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Feb 22, 2015 19:07
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If you plucked all the feathers from a bird it wouldn't be able to fly.
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Feb 22, 2015 19:09
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:If you plucked all the feathers from a bird it wouldn't be able to fly. mods?
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Feb 22, 2015 19:10
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I knew a girl who put a snake in her pu$$y so I'd say never date a girl with a snake because you can't compete against that
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Feb 22, 2015 19:11
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unassertive boy 99 posted:I knew a girl who put a snake in her pu$$y so I'd say never date a girl with a snake because you can't compete against that lol maybe you cant
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Feb 22, 2015 19:11
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moose face posted:michael he ate a bird He's got the bird Michael.
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Feb 22, 2015 19:13
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Pigs can smell cancerous tumors within your body.
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Feb 22, 2015 19:13
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Real talk though: I had no idea deers would eat meat. TIL something on GBS.
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Feb 22, 2015 19:14
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Fetus Tree posted:lol maybe you cant I barely need to look at a woman and she will orgasm from my 'eyes touch' so I'd think twice before bringing a gal around my parts little goon bitch.........
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Feb 22, 2015 19:17
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Have you ever seen a deer blow a huge cloud of spit at you? It's one of their powers.
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Feb 22, 2015 19:18
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Cats make wonderful, loving pets, and wouldn't murder you in your sleep if you weren't their main source of food.
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Feb 22, 2015 19:20
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if you cut a goldfish in half and put one half in a tank of red-colored water and the other half in a tank of blue-colored water it will turn purple.
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Feb 22, 2015 19:22
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redshirt posted:He's got the bird Michael. oh mah word
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Feb 22, 2015 19:26
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redshirt posted:He's got the bird Michael. Michael Michael He got the bird in htis mouth
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Feb 22, 2015 19:27
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moose face posted:Michael Seriously though, how about those brave other birds attempting to defend their injured brother from the jaws of the ferocious deer? Kudos, fellows.
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Feb 22, 2015 19:29
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redshirt posted:Seriously though, how about those brave other birds attempting to defend their injured brother from the jaws of the ferocious deer? It also appears that I have been hoistered by my own retard ITT, so to speak
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Feb 22, 2015 19:31
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moose face posted:It also appears that I have been hoistered by my own retard ITT, so to speak Today you learned something too, friend. GBS - a place for learning and sharing. 
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Feb 22, 2015 19:32
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spud posted:Cats make wonderful, loving pets, and wouldn't murder you in your sleep if you weren't their main source of food. 
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Feb 22, 2015 19:37
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also one time i watched a horse eat a hamburger irl and not on youtube it was super fukced up
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Feb 22, 2015 19:44
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wasps are boys, bees are girls
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Feb 22, 2015 19:50
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Gatekeeper posted:wasps are boys, bees are girls lol how do you not know that its the other way around
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Feb 22, 2015 19:55
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that animals have emotions/feelings in any way similar to humans ought to be a pretty common one
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