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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Angela Christine posted:

White people are civilized enough that in the event of impossibly long lines (or other difficulty in accessing a bathroom) we will poo poo in our pants and then duck waddle to the nearest bathroom to attempt to clean up, as God intended.

i usually just poo poo before lining up

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FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Yeah it would never cross my mind even if I were a six year old to drop my drawer in public and have an oily poo poo all over a brick sidewalk

Even though Paris smells like piss

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

goldboilermark posted:

i've never shat or pissed on the ground at the louvre but i'm going to go out on a limb and guess the bathroom lines have little to do with whether or not someone is just gonna drop their pants and take a dump

like I said, "almost"

pretty drat sure they aren't doing it to protest the lack of facilities

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Tusen Takk posted:

Yeah it would never cross my mind even if I were a six year old to drop my drawer in public and have an oily poo poo all over a brick sidewalk

Even though Paris smells like piss

That's because you didn't have convenience pants.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Someone make a thread like this about Africa, please.


Thanks.

Tsuru
May 12, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6X2uwlQGQM

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Rapman the Cook posted:

Someone make a thread like this about Africa, please.


Thanks.

Yeah, I know very little about Africa and until this thread I thought I knew a lot about China.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Kavak posted:

Ching-chong trying to get a thigh massage?

amazing

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
If you wanna poo poo and piss in the louvre just to go to one of the wings where the jaconde isn't.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Rapman the Cook posted:

Someone make a thread like this about Africa, please.


Thanks.

Might as well just make a humanity.jpg

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Rapman the Cook posted:

Someone make a thread like this about Africa, please.


Thanks.

"Be the change you wish to see in the world."
- Mao Tsung Zu

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 202 days!)

Tusen Takk posted:

Yeah, I know very little about Africa and until this thread I thought I knew a lot about China.

since when is ai invading gibbis?

also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHFcg1Bg83w

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
The only thing more abhorrent to a rational man's sense of good taste and protocol than making GBS threads on the floor of the Louvre is percussive acoustic guitar.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 202 days!)

its 80s music though so you dont feel left out

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007
My wife and I went to Yellowstone last summer and witnessed a group of of Chinese tourists getting literally escorted out of the park. We asked around a bunch and it turns out they were leaving the paths (something you are frequently reminded not to do there) to find places to do their business. Lots of people kept reporting this, but the park workers hadn't caught them in the act until one of the guys apparently pissed in a fumarole right off the side of the boardwalk.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 202 days!)

that aint what a mud pots for

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

pwnyXpress posted:

My wife and I went to Yellowstone last summer and witnessed a group of of Chinese tourists getting literally escorted out of the park. We asked around a bunch and it turns out they were leaving the paths (something you are frequently reminded not to do there) to find places to do their business. Lots of people kept reporting this, but the park workers hadn't caught them in the act until one of the guys apparently pissed in a fumarole right off the side of the boardwalk.

I was in Yellowstone about three years ago and watched a Chinese dude nervously laugh while a cow elk aggressively chased his 13 year old daughter around a bush because she had tried to grope the nature as all Chinese are wont to do. She got away with it but if the thing had caught her I would have gone over and booted it or something and then gone and booted her dad. And yeah of course she was way off the raised path trying to stick her fingers in the loving thing's nose or whatever.

When I was learning to SCUBA dive a school of Chinamen swam by and started just pulling poo poo off of an artificial reef that had just started growing corals and their dive leader guy had to swim over and pull their loving hands away and shake his finger in their faces to get them to stop.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

pwnyXpress posted:

My wife and I went to Yellowstone last summer and witnessed a group of of Chinese tourists getting literally escorted out of the park. We asked around a bunch and it turns out they were leaving the paths (something you are frequently reminded not to do there) to find places to do their business. Lots of people kept reporting this, but the park workers hadn't caught them in the act until one of the guys apparently pissed in a fumarole right off the side of the boardwalk.

"Animals do it all of the time, so why can't we?"

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
who doesn't pee in the woods though

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Now imagine what their soldiers must be like.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

pwnyXpress posted:

My wife and I went to Yellowstone last summer and witnessed a group of of Chinese tourists getting literally escorted out of the park. We asked around a bunch and it turns out they were leaving the paths (something you are frequently reminded not to do there) to find places to do their business. Lots of people kept reporting this, but the park workers hadn't caught them in the act until one of the guys apparently pissed in a fumarole right off the side of the boardwalk.

I've had the same experience at the very same park.

If you look at the WARNING signs they depict everyone in the pictures as Chinese.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


:godwin:











redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Seems legit.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Where's the Hitler? All I'm grabbing is how similar this is to N.Korean propaganda stunts.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


because theres no kim jong un smilie. also shows how hosed china is getting if rolling out mao style propaganda campaigns is considered a good idea

like how self-criticism sessions are back:

http://news.yahoo.com/stay-tuned-china-readies-publish-corruption-confessions-021632347.html

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

so china is like north korea on steroids?

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Sheep-Goats posted:

I was in Yellowstone about three years ago and watched a Chinese dude nervously laugh while a cow elk aggressively chased his 13 year old daughter around a bush because she had tried to grope the nature as all Chinese are wont to do.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
MacArthur was right

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

mikerock posted:

so china is like north korea on steroids?

"A calf does not know to play with a young tiger."

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




Jesus loving Christ this pisses me off

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


I have saved maybe 10 images or so from the forums over the years and that's one of them, it's magical :allears:

Tsuru
May 12, 2008

And you just know there are people looking at the this picture who don't see anything wrong with it.

Quite an impressive effort by the way, most birds are impossible to catch with two hands and will do anything to maim you even when you have a good hold of them.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Tsuru posted:

And you just know there are people looking at the this picture who don't see anything wrong with it.

Quite an impressive effort by the way, most birds are impossible to catch with two hands and will do anything to maim you even when you have a good hold of them.

what's wrong with it? i'm assuming that's a critically endangered species, and is about to be killed so its beak can be ground into male virility pills after that guy takes his picture?

Grin and Tonic
Oct 20, 2008

having a blast online

Sheep-Goats posted:

The only thing more abhorrent to a rational man's sense of good taste and protocol than making GBS threads on the floor of the Louvre is percussive acoustic guitar.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

How many chinese tourists are pecked to death by birds each year?

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

a good warning

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

JaucheCharly posted:

How many chinese tourists are pecked to death by birds each year?

definitely not enough

i hope there are still some animals left on this planet when china finally gets their poo poo together. it's not like the industrializing noble white man left the animal kingdom in the best shape.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

blood for the white man, skulls for his throne

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

i do the same thing thing to my friend's cat (minus the camera) all the time and he's fine

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