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sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

redshirt posted:

Like Black Widow could actually take down Hawkeye.

Don't disparage black widow in the sexy black widow chat thread, for gently caress's sake.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

redshirt posted:

Like Black Widow could actually take down Hawkeye.

It is just science that women have less muscle mass than men and furthermore

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
is she a zionist in the canon

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

she looks like a respectable person

p messed up thing to say grrrlsweatshirt.....

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

sexy young infidel posted:

Don't disparage black widow in the sexy black widow chat thread, for gently caress's sake.

She is p. hot.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

is she a zionist in the canon

Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were pretty honkin' Jewish, so probably

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were pretty honkin' Jewish, so probably

yikes! count me out! (i love sharia and muhammad)

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



sharia is halal

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006







Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



im tiny moses

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
Please keep updating the sexy black widow thread as necessary

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Captain Marvel is better.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

:nws: [u/i.imgur.com/BYbd4F.gif][imgur.com/BYbd4Fl.gif[/timg][/url] :nws:

Hot

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
In that movie, Her, ScarJo does a very convincing cybersex scene and I totally got a boner.

I dunno, if my computer had her voice I would at least consider loving it.

Anyway, here is sexy black widow for you enjoy:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
scarlett johansson is a very pretty lady. She's only 2 years older than me too, we're in teh same range, maybe i should ask her out on a date

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Zzulu posted:

scarlett johansson is a very pretty lady. She's only 2 years older than me too, we're in teh same range, maybe i should ask her out on a date

You should, i believe in you.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE


Might just be the angle but she looks kinda flat-ish.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Popo posted:



Might just be the angle but she looks kinda flat-ish.
Cathy Gale supremacy.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

mind the walrus posted:

It is just science that women have less muscle mass than men and furthermore

Yeah, in general, but this is Jeremy Renner we're talking about.

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!
Oct 27, 2007

:slick: :slick: :slick: :slick:

mind the walrus posted:

Captain Marvel is better.



she would be if they got a better writer for her

current Ms Marvel is better then any of them

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
generic blonde with energy blasts

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Don't use spoiler tags on nws dummy. Quote for ban.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Zzulu posted:

generic blonde with energy blasts

you make this sound like a bad thing

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Captain Candiru posted:

Don't use spoiler tags on nws dummy. Quote for ban.
if thats what you want
godspeed in your next account captain

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
If Ms.Marvel or Cpatain marvel or whatever her name is delivers her energy beams like a character from DBZ I might be more interested

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Not everything in this life has to be like Dragonball Z Zzulu.

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Heresy

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Comic books and comic book movies are for children, and wage slave nerd virgins

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
black widow is just adult kim possible

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
I'm gonna blow you guys's minds. They did a spin-off of Avengers called Under the Skin. If you like to perv on ScarJo you should see this movie.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
that movie was really sad. scarjo tries to eat a piece of cake but cant because shes an alien

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

tries to eat a piece of cake but cant

gently caress that does sound sad

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

that movie was really sad. scarjo tries to eat a piece of cake but cant because shes an alien

still more human than the average palestinian imo

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

redshirt posted:

Like Black Widow could actually take down Hawkeye.

A nerf frisbee could take down Hawakeye.







Hawkeye is bad.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
that poo poo about the cake is hosed up but maybe i could handle it... with some time to prepare..

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
she got breast reduction surgery off to hell with her

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

sexy young infidel posted:

that poo poo about the cake is hosed up but maybe i could handle it... with some time to prepare..

its seriously messed up. think u can handle it bucko? i doubt it but u can try over here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNWqBGyJAVE&t=2m11s

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

SirDan3k posted:

A nerf frisbee could take down Hawakeye.







Hawkeye is bad.

Counter-point: Hawkeye is awesome precisely because a nerf frisbee could take him down yet goddammit he's out there every time.

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sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

its seriously messed up. think u can handle it bucko? i doubt it but u can try over here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNWqBGyJAVE&t=2m11s

I couldn't handle it, it was too intense.. i can't believe it

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