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I'm going to be teaching a few weeks course of a subject I happen to know a lot about (sucking dick) I'd like to give a quick 2 minute speech welcoming these idiots, any ideas for words to say? Lol the next generation is loving doomed with these low rent teachers
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Mar 5, 2015 01:24
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do a rap about how school is cool
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Mar 5, 2015 01:25
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hi im gay and furthermore
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Mar 5, 2015 01:25
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Get up in front of the class and stick a Snickers candy bar into your rear end. I mean I wouldn't, I'm not a good public speaker.
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Mar 5, 2015 01:25
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Eat an entire box of Fiber One bars the night before and let your butthole do all the talking.
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Mar 5, 2015 01:27
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"id tell you all to go suck a dick, but since you're here you clearly have no idea how"
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Mar 5, 2015 01:28
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So ur gay? Next
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Mar 5, 2015 01:28
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Noblesse Obliged posted:"id tell you all to go suck a dick, but since you're here you clearly have no idea how"
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Mar 5, 2015 01:30
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"Hi Kids, my name is Dr or Professor or Mr or whatever. First of all Lemme tell you about this goddamn goat spit and rice and bread place one loving time on a presence patrol, I got the screaming goddamn shits and just let it rip right there next to this loving dirty savages little food cart, because these loving people don't have water anyway. Anyway killed this dudes uncle the next day, sweet loving double tap with my carbine when he got within 100m of our Convoy, I had been loving salivating at getting to pop a round of. Later that deployment I hosed his kid daughter, but CID says I can't say poo poo about that if I want to stay off the registry so all around good service but not great sanitaiton- goat was a little chewy. " That should break the ice for em
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Mar 5, 2015 01:31
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its customary to allow the others to sniff your anal glands in order to acquaint yourselves
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Mar 5, 2015 01:31
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"Hello, my name is Stupid Bitch. I realize you have paid for this class and your time is valuable so lets get started learning how to suck dick right now."
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Mar 5, 2015 01:31
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show up high and take music requests while passing around a loaded bong
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Mar 5, 2015 01:32
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maybe start with a slow j.o. as you walk in then plop a turd or two and barf on your cock before you cum?
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Mar 5, 2015 01:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urPEVWkEDrY
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Mar 5, 2015 01:37
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dad gay. so what posted:maybe start with a slow j.o. as you walk in then plop a turd or two and barf on your cock before you cum? dad gay effortlessly masters the 'deg school' art of posting. incredible technique!
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Mar 5, 2015 01:37
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well if its about sucking dicks id suggest you introduce yourself by sucking all their dicks as a demonstration of what theyll be doing by the end of your course
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Mar 5, 2015 01:38
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I've taught I think 4 classes. I've started all my classes by enthusiastically telling people why I love the material, and what it has done for me.
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Mar 5, 2015 01:39
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azn qt spotted
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Mar 5, 2015 01:40
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Big Beef City posted:Get up in front of the class and stick a Snickers candy bar into your rear end. This man is a poet. In a single line he's got rhyme, rhythm, assonance and alliteration. Unironically he should be teaching us all
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Mar 5, 2015 01:42
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Wear cool clothes and sit on your desk and really let the students know how 'with it' you are
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Mar 5, 2015 01:42
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Drunk Nerds posted:I've taught I think 4 classes. I've started all my classes by enthusiastically telling people why I love the material, and what it has done for me. gently caress you and your good advice. Don't listen OP. Keep it to dick suckin'
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Mar 5, 2015 01:43
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hey im mr tacoleone and im here to say i love sucking dick in a major way
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Mar 5, 2015 01:45
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Drunk Nerds posted:I've taught I think 4 classes. I've started all my classes by enthusiastically telling people why I love the material, and what it has done for me. idgi is this code for throwing up on your cock?
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Mar 5, 2015 01:45
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assert your dominance by beating the biggest student to death with a bat. then tell them about your hood and why you are the baddest mother fuckers in the city. you should probably dress like a pimp. you should definitely dress like a pimp.
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Mar 5, 2015 01:52
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Drunk Nerds posted:I've taught I think 4 classes. I've started all my classes by enthusiastically telling people why I love the material, and what it has done for me. This is good advice and I really need more of it, regardless of my shitposting
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Mar 5, 2015 02:02
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seriously 2 minutes is too long to say hi and welcome royalty let alone students. just get right into it. no one is going to stand on a desk for you. don't introduce yourself, that's rude as gently caress. if there's someone else there they can introduce you otherwise they can just use pronouns since they're only going to be talking to you and not about you. that way you can get in and out and no-one can report you to no-one.
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Mar 5, 2015 02:04
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chaosbreather posted:they can just use pronouns no its only 2 minute presentation it will take too long to explain this part
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Mar 5, 2015 02:36
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find the longest dildo you can, then deepthroat it for 2 minutes finish the introduction with "any questions?"
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Mar 5, 2015 03:02
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Take out your dick and pee on them. Wait. Do you have tenure? If no, work really hard and be very helpful and always available to talk and poo poo and get tenure. If yes, take out your dick and pee on them.
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Mar 5, 2015 03:06
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Push a lot of air into your butt before class, then rip a massive fart in front of everyone.
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Mar 5, 2015 03:08
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Say "everyone, this class will be graded on a curve" Then whip out your bent dick
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Mar 5, 2015 03:11
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remind them that you pull a paycheck whether they pass or fail always works for me
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Mar 5, 2015 03:13
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to keep the attention of students i pace a lot and wave my arms and scream profanity. my powerpoint presentations are full of dead bodies. i teach at a state college. (i am not joking about any of this, btw)
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Mar 5, 2015 03:13
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Pop quiz rear end in a top hat!
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Mar 5, 2015 03:14
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be sure to use the phrase "such that" so they think your smart.
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Mar 5, 2015 03:15
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Fight them. Anyone who can beat you in a fair fight gets an A for the course.
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Mar 5, 2015 03:16
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Goatman the class.
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Mar 5, 2015 03:16
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A misanthrope posted:to keep the attention of students i pace a lot and wave my arms and scream profanity. my powerpoint presentations are full of dead bodies. i teach at a state college. what class is it
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Mar 5, 2015 03:16
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Blue Train posted:what class is it photojournalism
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Mar 5, 2015 03:18
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Drunk Nerds posted:I've taught I think 4 classes. I've started all my classes by enthusiastically telling people why I love the material, and what it has done for me. Sorry, I forgot to add that this consists entirely of me leaking cum out of my gaping rear end in a top hat. I thought that was implied.
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