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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






quote:

Replacing the coin toss at the beginning of each game was an event in which one player from each team fought to recover a football 20 yards away in order to determine possession. Both players lined up side-by-side on one of the 30-yard lines, with the ball being placed at the 50-yard line. At the whistle, the two players would run toward the ball and attempt to gain possession; whichever player gained possession first was allowed to choose possession (as if he had won a coin toss in other leagues). The XFL's first injury infamously resulted from the opening scramble; Orlando free safety Hassan Shamsid-Deen suffered a separated shoulder prior to the Rage's 33–29 season-opening win over the Chicago Enforcers at Florida Citrus Bowl Stadium on February 3. He ended up missing the remainder of the campaign.

lol vince rules

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

nfl cheerleaders make below minimum wage imagine vince's pay lol

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

if the nfl was allowed to be more violent maybe the players wouldn't take it out on their wives, girlfriends, children, and pets

the xfl was a failed attempt to put an end to domestic violence

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Nonsense posted:

nfl cheerleaders make below minimum wage imagine vince's pay lol

I'm pretty sure he makes all the money off that lady wrassler show on e! too

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

haljordan posted:

I'm pretty sure he makes all the money off that lady wrassler show on e! too

lol that's horrific

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
Rod "He Hate Me" Smart went on to play for the Carolina Panthers for three years, and even played in Super Bowl XXXVIII! His big moment was returning a kick for no yards with seconds left in the game!

Also, imagine playing in a nationally broadcast league game -a game known to produce serious and severe injuries- with no term contracts and no healthcare. :fsmug:

My Q-Face fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Mar 5, 2015

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
XFL started in February right after the Super Bowl, should have waited till spring like the USFL.

Also, they marketed teams as huge rivals when they only had met up at the 4 week training camp in Orlando.

Jesse Ventura worked as a commentator while still actively working as Governor of Minnesota which was pretty funny.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Football is much less homoerotic than Wrestling, so McMahon lost a big portion of his usual audience.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

vince compelled players and cheerleaders to date.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNGMHSHNJQ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LuT7b6Vxkw

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

a bone to pick posted:

The difference between the NFL and the XFL is the difference between a Taco and a Doritos© Locos Taco.

except the taco is also from taco bell so of course im going loco!!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

etalian posted:

This was a good idea:


Ahahahahahaha that guy with the 6 ahahahahahaha

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
lol

"I've never seen a player get injured during the coin toss! This makes the XFL different right off the bat!!!" the announcer triumphantly snarled like i imagine a coliseum announcer would have

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mtAgTYQfmc

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ashgromnies posted:

lol

"I've never seen a player get injured during the coin toss! This makes the XFL different right off the bat!!!" the announcer triumphantly snarled

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mtAgTYQfmc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvN4mOkZ3fo

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015

ashgromnies posted:

lol

"I've never seen a player get injured during the coin toss! This makes the XFL different right off the bat!!!" the announcer triumphantly snarled like i imagine a coliseum announcer would have

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mtAgTYQfmc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turk_Edwards

quote:

Edwards sustained a career-ending injury during coin-tossing ceremony prior to a game against the New York Giants in 1940. After calling the coin toss and shaking hands with former teammate Mel Hein (the Giants' captain), Edwards attempted to pivot around to head back to his sideline. However, his cleats caught in the grass and his oft-injured knee gave way, ending his season and ultimately his career.[

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Ahahahahahaha that guy with the 6 ahahahahahaha

it's one of those images that gets more fun the more you look at it

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
What the gently caress was the AFL? Was it more or less retarded than XFL?

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Gutcruncher posted:

What the gently caress was the AFL? Was it more or less retarded than XFL?

People were genuinely worried that the AFL would swamp the NFL by poaching all of its talent.

Whereas everybody in the XFL sucked.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Gutcruncher posted:

What the gently caress was the AFL? Was it more or less retarded than XFL?

The AFL is still around but now it's called the AFC.

stump collector
May 28, 2007
johnathan coachman is now working for ESPN. he's come a long way god drat

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
I remember two things about the xfl, the players were undertrained/undertalented causing a majority of plays to start with a false start/offsides flag.

No one bothered to tell the refs it was "less rules football" so you typically had 5 flags thrown for every 2 plays slowing things down and making it less fun to watch than NFL.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Stex T posted:

People were genuinely worried that the AFL would swamp the NFL by poaching all of its talent.

Whereas everybody in the XFL sucked.

The article says He Hate Me got into the NFL and got to the Superbowl in 2004.

And that one other guy now has a doctorate.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cyberball 2072 posted:

I remember two things about the xfl, the players were undertrained/undertalented causing a majority of plays to start with a false start/offsides flag.

No one bothered to tell the refs it was "less rules football" so you typically had 5 flags thrown for every 2 plays slowing things down and making it less fun to watch than NFL.

Yeah the whole thing had a hilarious high school feel to the whole thing, except Vince tried the wrap the whole concept in WWF style cheesiness.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Vince McMahon once put on blackface and snuck into a game dressed as a lower talent player just to see what it was like.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Big Beef City posted:

Can't imagine the kinds of things the guys playing slamball needed to sign for safety reasons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T48z-XtYgmM better quality ("VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED", I guess)

The horrifying consequences of Slamball from several years ago. It's really cringe-inducing and you can see some of it.

JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Mar 5, 2015

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn_EiAzW2uQ

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

JediTalentAgent posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T48z-XtYgmM better quality ("VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED", I guess)

The horrifying consequences of Slamball from several years ago. It's really cringe-inducing and you can see some of it.

Holy poo poo.


The scramble would be cool as hell if it wasn't so dangerous for the players.

Bonus points if you just make it a drunk fan of each team.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

wilderthanmild posted:

The scramble would be cool as hell if it wasn't so dangerous for the players.

Bonus points if you just make it a drunk fan of each team.

Should steal idea for NFl, especially for Eagles or Raiders games.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

VInce should try it again but brand it as the Freedom Football League, entirely aimed at tea party republicans. Sarah Palin can coach a team.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Is really similar looking to CFL crossed with Arena football. Half safer, half not.

Also there is a shitload of bad football that isn't the NFL or college out there, my brother played in some random rear end leagues in the US for a bit, as he wasn't good enough to even be a hitting bag in the NFL, but was addicted to the sport. Tons of fights, bad games, and god knows what else. The ultimate goal is to basically get the poo poo beat out of you in the NFL for a couple years at league minimum. Also the cheating. And yes, in both definitions.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
People act like the XFL was super terrible quality with high school kids and that's not really true. It was better than NCAA football. Many of the players were NFL level guys that may have lost a step and got cut. They still wanted to play ball so they suited up for the XFL. The XFL didn't fail for lack of talent, it failed because of marketing.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
not gonna lie, i could do with some spring season 'murican football. i hope the new usfl takes off this year if they make their mid-march launch window, that'd be sick.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioh3dXJnzws

Zeno-25 fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Mar 5, 2015

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SHARTING BEAR posted:

naw dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ouXw328WYI

Gus Johnson was at one point relegated to calling slamball lmao

I like when you see the coaches, one of them is an old white dude like he's been playing and studying slamball all his life

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
anyone up for a pick-up game of slam ball

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
said no one ever

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hey honey, im just taking the kids out back for a lil slam ball

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Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
XFL was bad because it was part of that bullshit part of sports that says "If you cannot take a hit to the head, getting dementia before you are 40 then GET THE gently caress OUT OF THE GAME YOU loving human being WHERE IS MY BEER AND STEAK?!" that insecure males ("I don't want gay dudes touching me, whoa! IMMA TAP YOU OUT!") love.

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