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Things only 00's kids will understand: ironic horror-themed listicles.
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Mar 6, 2015 17:57
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mysterious frankie posted:roiling miasma holy poo poo 
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Mar 6, 2015 17:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TGj227OVKY
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Mar 6, 2015 18:00
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burritolingus posted:Yes this is good. Now all you need is a bunch of gifs and you're ready to write poo poo on the Internet. All the gifs are the same gif of Jim Carrey mugging for the camera, but each subsequent one gets darker and more distorted, until at last all you can see is a single blurred tooth, appearing and disappearing as his invisible mouth moves in the void.
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Mar 6, 2015 18:01
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mysterious frankie posted:10 Things Only Your Grandmother Will Get As She Lies Bloodied & Dying At Your Feet (#9 Will Make You Cry!)
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Mar 6, 2015 18:03
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so is this supposed to be nightvale or what?
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Mar 6, 2015 18:05
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I was a teenager in the 90s but I appreciate this list and liked and shared. God bless.
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Mar 6, 2015 18:07
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I was born in 1980, so I got a 80s childhood and a 90s childhood. Some call me... the daywalker. Others refer to me as... a burdensome human being. But whatever you call me... don't call me late for dinner *places palms against mouth, makes fart noise as I roll backwards away from you on my office chair*
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Mar 6, 2015 18:22
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mysterious frankie posted:I was born in 1980, so I got a 80s childhood and a 90s childhood. Some call me... the daywalker. Others refer to me as... a burdensome human being. But whatever you call me... don't call me late for dinner *places palms against mouth, makes fart noise as I roll backwards away from you on my office chair* History will rightfully view us as monsters.
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Mar 6, 2015 18:26
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mind the walrus posted:History will rightfully view us as monsters. I can't wait to take the stand and beguile the masses gathered at our Nuremberg.
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Mar 6, 2015 18:29
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I thought this was a clickhole c/p at first, so good OP
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Mar 6, 2015 18:30
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PROSECUTOR: Sir, is it true that your generation combined all the worst elements of Boomer self obsession with the worst elements of Gen X reflexive nihilism? ME: Sure did, and it was aaaaaaall thaaaaaaaat. PROSECUTOR: Sir, please stop speaking in cultural references. ME: Bossy much? I mean, heh, what are you? MAI WAIFE? PROSECUTOR: Sir... are you smoking a bong made out of a Chia Obama? ME: *smoking weed out of a Chia Obama* Yeah, that's totally what I'm doing right now. PROSECUTOR: Your honor, please murder this gay little bitch asap. ME: *doing best impersonation of Will Sasso's Fred Durst parody in MAD TV sketch as they drag me away* HOLY MACARONI!!!
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Mar 6, 2015 18:36
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Uh... has nobody posted the most 90s commercial ever yet? For shame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM
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Mar 6, 2015 18:41
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mysterious frankie posted:I was born in 1980, so I got a 80s childhood and a 90s childhood. Some call me... the daywalker. Others refer to me as... a burdensome human being. But whatever you call me... don't call me late for dinner *places palms against mouth, makes fart noise as I roll backwards away from you on my office chair* 1983 kid here and I am the same. I am a late 80s and 90s kid memory wise and it owns. From the Centurions to nicktoons to Stick Stickley to the later lame seasons of are you afraid of the dark I have it all lol
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Mar 6, 2015 18:53
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Tyson Tomko posted:1983 kid here and I am the same. I am a late 80s and 90s kid memory wise and it owns. From the Centurions to nicktoons to Stick Stickley to the later lame seasons of are you afraid of the dark I have it all lol Yeah, we also had childhoods and parents who still disciplined. I think the cut off year is around 85/86. Beyond that, you're a diamond in the rough if you aren't a self-entitled, millenial with helicopter parents. bikes without helmets. playdates didn't exist and getting a spanking or a slap across the face didn't result in PTSD
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Mar 6, 2015 19:04
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Shadow posted:Yeah, we also had childhoods and parents who still disciplined. I think the cut off year is around 85/86. Beyond that, you're a diamond in the rough if you aren't a self-entitled, millenial with helicopter parents. Oh god, don't turn this into my facebook. Every time a high school friend puts up a picture of something like bikes in a front yard with the text "When we were kids this is how WE knew where our friends were" on it I can feel the cold hand of Father Death grip my heart a little more tightly.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:13
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Shadow posted:Yeah, we also had childhoods and parents who still disciplined. I think the cut off year is around 85/86. Beyond that, you're a diamond in the rough if you aren't a self-entitled, millenial with helicopter parents. Yes! My Mom going and asking my Dad for his belt was enough to make me listen and do anything. I only ever remember getting my rear end beat a few times but have absolutely 0 regrets and plan on doing the same to my kids. The thing I remember most is me trying to cover my rear end with my hand, and my Mom saying "better move your hand! better move it" *BELT SPANK* "my hand!!" "told you to move it!!!" Also the sound of a belt being cracked in someones hands is still one of the most powerful sounds I can hear. Agreed on bikes/playdates too. I had 2 brothers and we were either inside playing Nintendo games or outside loving around 24/7. When we were outside we knew to stay within a few blocks of our house, and when those street lights came on we had about 30 seconds to get home or else lol. VVVVV Hahah yes!! Come July it dominated. Tyson Tomko fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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Mar 6, 2015 19:14
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I too had a streetlight curfew.  Which was AWESOME in the summer, but sucked in the winter! I never got a belt, but I was chased through the house with a rolling pin once. You can't make that poo poo up. Another gem of being born in 81: sitting in the back of a station wagon with 4 other kids. Not secured to anything.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:19
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Shadow posted:Another gem of being born in 81: sitting in the back of a station wagon with 4 other kids. Not secured to anything. OK I had to respond to this. My very first memory I can recall is sitting in the back of my parents big rear end station wagon and looking out the back. Not the backseat, the area between the back and the back glass where cargo would go. That poo poo was normal as hell back in the day and as a kid I loved it.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:24
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i think i got spanked a grand total of twice. my parents were more the "go to bed hungry" form of punishment which is much more effective than hitting your kids. getting hit is pretty clearly an outside antagonizing force where hunger is extremely internal and triggers your "you hosed up this is your own fault" center of the brain. at least that's how i've always viewed it. whenever anyone has hit me throughout my life it just results in me being mad at themTyson Tomko posted:OK I had to respond to this. My very first memory I can recall is sitting in the back of my parents big rear end station wagon and looking out the back. Not the backseat, the area between the back and the back glass where cargo would go. That poo poo was normal as hell back in the day and as a kid I loved it. free reign of the inside car space was awesome as a kid especially long road trips when you could lay in the back
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Mar 6, 2015 19:27
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Tyson Tomko posted:OK I had to respond to this. My very first memory I can recall is sitting in the back of my parents big rear end station wagon and looking out the back. Not the backseat, the area between the back and the back glass where cargo would go. That poo poo was normal as hell back in the day and as a kid I loved it.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:28
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this thread got unironic really quickly
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Mar 6, 2015 19:29
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Tyson Tomko posted:I only ever remember getting my rear end beat a few times but have absolutely 0 regrets and plan on doing the same to my kids. If you plan on beating your children for your own failures as a parent, you should see a psychiatrist before you have children in the first place.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:29
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Placid Marmot posted:If you plan on beating your children for your own failures as a parent, you should see a psychiatrist before you have children in the first place. lol
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Mar 6, 2015 19:31
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Led Zepplin- the little-known band that took the 90's classic rock radio station scene by storm
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Mar 6, 2015 19:31
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Placid Marmot posted:Uh... has nobody posted the most 90s commercial ever yet? For shame. hahaha, awesome.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:33
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Nathilus posted:My friend's older brother used to hide porn in the middle of otherwise normal VHS tapes. Once my friend and I were watching a copy of Star Wars. Princess Leia yelled, "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!" and the video cut into hardcore porn in media res. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. This is a good story.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:33
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mysterious frankie posted:hahaha, awesome. I don't remember that at all, but agreed, that was loving awesome.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:34
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Affe mk2 posted:this thread got unironic really quickly Those of us born before 1986 are such undamaged and mentally stable people that we can't stop ourselves from derailing a humor thread in order to reminisce about all the ways our parents beat us.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:35
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mysterious frankie posted:Those of us born before 1986 are such undamaged and mentally stable people that we can't stop ourselves from derailing a humor thread in order to reminisce about all the ways our parents beat us. I think that's just the natural consequence of turning 30.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:39
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Kids these days will never know what it's like to be beaten with a hair brush until the handle snaps, then locked in the basement until dinner! Or what Doritos 3D tastes like! LIKE and share if you agree that the 90s were a pretty special time to be alive!
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Mar 6, 2015 19:39
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No Batman the Animated Series?
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Mar 6, 2015 19:42
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Placid Marmot posted:Uh... has nobody posted the most 90s commercial ever yet? For shame. This reminds me of Return of the Living Dead 3, which was also a 90's thing!
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Mar 6, 2015 19:44
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Nelson Mandingo posted:No Batman the Animated Series? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYSNUL2hrQM
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Mar 6, 2015 19:44
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mysterious frankie posted:Kids these days will never know what it's like to be beaten with a hair brush until the handle snaps, then locked in the basement until dinner! Or what Doritos 3D tastes like! LIKE and share if you agree that the 90s were a pretty special time to be alive! i can't find the like or share button, please help. you must understand i am a web1.0 user. is this tweeting? why hashtag?
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Mar 6, 2015 19:45
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Libelous Slander posted:i can't find the like or share button, please help. you must understand i am a web1.0 user. is this tweeting? why hashtag? In that case, make sure to "Digg" this article.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:49
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Libelous Slander posted:i can't find the like or share button, please help. you must understand i am a web1.0 user. is this tweeting? why hashtag? just email your granddaughter; she'll help you out.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:49
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Placid Marmot posted:If you plan on beating your children for your own failures as a parent, you should see a psychiatrist before you have children in the first place. Can't tell if you're joking but there's a big difference between a black eye and a slap on the butt. Grab a wide mouth Surge, a girls of the USSR Playboy, chew some Bubble Tape and take a chill pill. I can't watch that 90s commercial now but I hope it's the Sears "tomorrows gonna be another scorcher!" commercial. husband: "I'll call later" wife: "you'll call now." husband: "I'll call now." Damnit, 3d Doritos and Batman TAS, too much 90s at once!
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Mar 6, 2015 19:52
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1. A vague sense of exestential despair as death aproaches ever closer. 2. Looming adult responsibility pushing us even further into nostalgia based escapism. 3. Increasing emotional distance from friends and family. 4. Sonic the hedgehog cartoon.
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Mar 6, 2015 19:53
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A misanthrope posted:you'll only get this if you are a 90s kid! LOL!!!! Every time I go to Cameron Village I like to think there's a whole Metroid game beneath my feat.
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