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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I am Spartacus!  This is a true Roman thread, for true Romans.
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*dies*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:07
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MeatSensation posted:
no, no, it's okay, he's romanized, see?
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Mar 16, 2015 04:07
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*is Roman, in the gay way*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:07
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BIG BOY EXPO 2K posted:*is gay, in the Roman way* i love giving dick to little boys
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Mar 16, 2015 04:08
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No True Roman
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Mar 16, 2015 04:09
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*makes horse senator, renames days and months in honour of moi*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:10
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Seems like a waste of salt, really. And Carthage is really nice!
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Mar 16, 2015 04:10
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*writes single-word vulgarities on walls, calls it graffiti and is extremely self-satisfied*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:13
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me and my snake and my cat all have the same favorite food
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Mar 16, 2015 04:17
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*crosses the poo poo outta that Rubicon* Awww yeah no goin back now fuckin heavy poo poo yo
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Mar 16, 2015 04:17
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kindermord posted:me and my snake and my cat all have the same favorite food mice?
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Mar 16, 2015 04:18
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MechaFrogzilla posted:*crosses the poo poo outta that Rubicon* the dice are cast
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Mar 16, 2015 04:19
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:mice? dormice to be more precise
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Mar 16, 2015 04:19
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Quit hacking my scutum bro
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Mar 16, 2015 04:24
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The Sabine Women were asking for it with their provocative dress.
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Mar 16, 2015 04:25
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*is Livia* *did it*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:27
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*kills, rapes, and enslaves your ancestors*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:29
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*seizes the carp*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:32
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lawfare posted:*kills, rapes, and enslaves your ancestors* Therefore were some of your ancestors if you think about it
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Mar 16, 2015 04:32
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Enfield posted:i love my dead gay empire if we ever make a history subforum this should definitely be the subtitle
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Mar 16, 2015 04:32
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The Mad Archivist posted:if we ever make a history subforum this should definitely be the subtitle The actions of the Roman Empire were utterly pure!
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Mar 16, 2015 04:34
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*lols at barbarians after conquering them*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:35
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Psygnosis posted:*lols at barbarians after conquering them* Roman GBS thread title: lol if you wear pants
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Mar 16, 2015 04:41
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Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
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Mar 16, 2015 04:45
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*Clean shaven and proud
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Mar 16, 2015 04:46
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*ultimately has empire and by extension western civilization reduced to rubble by pants-wearing barbarians with LONGSWORDS*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:46
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Roman  : I like chariots, do you like chariots?
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Mar 16, 2015 04:47
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Myriarch posted:Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! rome had the best graffiti
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Mar 16, 2015 04:48
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Pththya-lyi posted:Roman *city burns*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:48
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redshirt posted:*painstakingly plucked bald and proud
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Mar 16, 2015 04:49
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VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
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Mar 16, 2015 04:50
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Noctis Horrendae posted:VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys. dont read my diary
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Mar 16, 2015 04:51
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whoflungpoop posted:*is Livia*
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Mar 16, 2015 04:51
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:dont read my diary Sorry, too late. VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
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Mar 16, 2015 04:52
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Noctis Horrendae posted:Sorry, too late. STOP IT! I'm gonna tell mom
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Mar 16, 2015 04:54
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*whispers to fellow Patrician* I hear Pontificus actually -loves- his wife.
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Mar 16, 2015 04:54
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*Goes broke, becomes slave
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Mar 16, 2015 04:54
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Myriarch posted:Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! is this the first instance of "i'm gay"?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:STOP IT! VIII.7.6 (Inn of the Muledrivers; left of the door); 4957: We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot Brother wet the bed! Brother wet the bed!
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