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What do I do? I don't want to be rude and bail out now, the dats is in like 2 hours. I AM NOT GAY!
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try it out and see if you like him. is he cute? a twink is kind of like a pretty girl with a penis
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Mar 17, 2015 00:43
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hear me out for a sec what if you dress up like a girl? then its not gay because theres a man and a woman and everything will be ok
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Cutie Pie Swag~
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TEAYCHES posted:try it out and see if you like him. is he cute? a twink is kind of like a pretty girl with a penis im not gay, but yes he is super hot. dont know what a twink is though Cute as heck posted:
Come on be serious I have 2 hours to get ready and I dont own any girl clothes
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Mar 17, 2015 00:44
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even the catholics 'experiment' and they invented sin ffs...get ur stroke on holmes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGPhUr-T6UM
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JakeP posted:im not gay, but yes he is super hot. dont know what a twink is though this is a twink: 
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Mar 17, 2015 00:47
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do you have a gay friend who uses you to play dress up? if not, i highly recommend one. they keep your wardrobe up to date and give wonderful constructive criticism on your appearance.
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JakeP posted:Come on be serious I have 2 hours to get ready and I dont own any girl clothes Well you won't with that attitude, get creative damnit 
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JakeP posted:im not gay, but yes he is super hot. dont know what a twink is though if u have a pair of bball shorts u can turn those into a dress 
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Mar 17, 2015 00:48
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All this would have been good to know before i swiped left
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Mar 17, 2015 00:48
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wet dick is wet dick regardless of the hole
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JakeP posted:All this would have been good to know before i swiped left you dont swipe left in grindr did you make up the story in the op??? wtf mods
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TEAYCHES posted:this is a twink: why does his dick have a rat tail?
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TEAYCHES posted:you dont swipe left in grindr Im just so confused I don't know which was is up anymore, or left
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TEAYCHES posted:you dont swipe left in grindr trap sprung fckin owneddd
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Nefarious posted:why does his dick have a rat tail? thats his braided pubic hair, retard. its the source of his power
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Cute as heck posted:trap sprung fckin owneddd heh heh heh
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JakeP posted:What do I do? I don't want to be rude and bail out now, the dats is in like 2 hours.
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Mar 17, 2015 00:55
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I dwwowwwown't have a phone.
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Mar 17, 2015 00:55
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Crazy Ted posted:Just remember: the lube goes on your dick, and your dick goes in his rear end holy poo poo do I need lube? I was just going to use spit like in the pornos
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Mar 17, 2015 00:56
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JakeP posted:holy poo poo do I need lube? I was just going to use spit like in the pornos
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Mar 17, 2015 01:01
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Just bring a jar of Vaseline
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Crazy Ted posted:You can spit too but save that for the handjob wtf i dont have a finite amount of spit I can handle both
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after the first time you have gay sex your butt will start to self lubricate, like a vagina, so dont worry about this unless hes a virgin op
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JakeP posted:wtf i dont have a finite amount of spit I can handle both Actually liquid in body is finite
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Cute as heck posted:if u have a pair of bball shorts u can turn those into a dress hey there
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Cute as heck posted:if u have a pair of bball shorts u can turn those into a dress
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imgay posted:Actually liquid in body is finite not if im constantly gobbling dongs
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Crazy Ted posted:Only works for men with micropenis Check on that front
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Mar 17, 2015 01:10
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are there lady boys on grindr??? asking for a friend.
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Mar 17, 2015 01:16
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Where are we going to dinner? 
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JakeP posted:I AM NOT GAY! You seem to be posting in the wrong forum.
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Three Olives posted:Where are we going to dinner? If I turn gay to I get a swag condo?
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cant make an accident baby if you do it in a buttJakeP posted:If I turn gay to I get a swag condo?
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yeah and i "accidentally" sucked off four long-haul truckers behind the rally's off i-95 last night 
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Mar 17, 2015 01:22
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at least try to get into it op peruse some literature maybe http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/24453778-space-raptor-butt-invasion
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gary oldmans diary posted:at least try to get into it op Hes buying me a Bloomin' Onion so I am getting pretty excited! Leaving in 10 minutes!
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Mar 17, 2015 01:38
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did he say he was buying you a bloomin onion or giving you a bloomin onion because those are 2 very different things
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Just FYI I got a lot of free condoms this weekend, we can do it in my condo after dinner.
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