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*is so intelligent, kind, sporty, romantic and perfect in every way it annoys you* e: what i mean is that med students are all like textbook white people it's so gay krampster2 fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Mar 21, 2015 |
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Mar 21, 2015 09:07
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*is actually 2 identical people that are switching off 1 works hard while the other plays hard*
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Mar 21, 2015 09:17
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Mar 21, 2015 09:22
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I'm going to be a doctor, nevermind i don't like it, pay my student loan bills please.
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Mar 21, 2015 09:36
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*gets off on telling patients they have terrible diseases*
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Mar 21, 2015 09:37
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I want to be a doctor because i want to be able to heal the sick and help people which is why i want to attend an insanely expensive school and put my family in debt. Nothing fishy about this.
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Mar 21, 2015 09:38
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*convinces friend to make fake appointments so I can jerk off between patients*
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Mar 21, 2015 09:41
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Tsinava posted:I want to be a doctor because i want to be able to heal the sick and help people which is why i want to attend an insanely expensive school and put my family in debt. Nothing fishy about this.   Awww, did you get rejected from your 30+ applications to med school? Your jealousy is delicious. Bregor posted:*gets off on telling patients they have terrible diseases* That can be a "gently caress the FDA approved a vaccine, now my grants can't get renewed" virologist actually.
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Mar 21, 2015 10:35
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*wishes I was as cool as a vet student* *a bloo bloo bloooooo*
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Mar 21, 2015 10:42
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~8 years till graduation!!!
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Mar 21, 2015 10:51
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*Is a kind, dedicated person who wants to give back the gift of life by selflessly helping others with a total lack of judgment and cynicism, will die surrounded by friends and family, will be upheld in their community as a true saint. Unless they're american, in which case they're just doing it for the money, lol*
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Mar 21, 2015 10:53
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*Learns how to save the lives of children born with genetic deficiencies, sacrifices their youth and health in the search of the knowledge to help cancer-ridden people live more comfortable and rewarding lives, ends up slicing up droopy tits and pumping them full of plastic for the coin*
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Mar 21, 2015 10:54
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*Gets raped, decides to use the experience to empower my self to mutilate other people in ways they want and also kidnap and mutilate my rapist in ways he doesn't want.*
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Mar 21, 2015 10:56
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Volume posted:*Gets raped, decides to use the experience to empower my self to mutilate other people in ways they want and also kidnap and mutilate my rapist in ways he doesn't want.* 
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Mar 21, 2015 10:59
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Volume posted:*Gets raped, decides to use the experience to empower my self to mutilate other people in ways they want and also kidnap and mutilate my rapist in ways he doesn't want.* please expand on this
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Mar 21, 2015 11:21
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*goes to school* *becomes surgeon* *makes mistake, gets sued, prof. insurance covers it despite negligence and/or malpractice* *complains about lack of tort reform holding doctors back* *still collects massive salary after tax and prof. insurance*
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Mar 21, 2015 11:30
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Is it lupus?
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Mar 21, 2015 11:31
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HMS Interwebs posted:please expand on this I believe it's the plot to American Mary.
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Mar 21, 2015 11:48
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HMS Interwebs posted:please expand on this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1959332/ edit: it's a pretty poo poo movie, don't feel bad you've never heard of it before. ballistics statistics fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Mar 21, 2015 |
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Mar 21, 2015 11:52
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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lmao look at this stupid med school fag who thinks i applied to anything more expensive than community college. enjoy your stressful, meaningless life.
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Mar 21, 2015 12:11
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Tsinava posted:lmao look at this stupid med school fag who thinks i applied to anything more expensive than community college. enjoy your stressful, meaningless life. Amazing.
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Mar 21, 2015 12:37
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jokes on you i'm in mod school when i graduate im gassin tgis thread and banning op
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Mar 21, 2015 12:39
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as a law student, i have way more respect for the med students than the MBA students. the MBA students are loving worthless.
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Mar 21, 2015 12:40
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Helical Nightmares posted:
 
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Mar 21, 2015 12:46
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Tsinava posted:I want to be a doctor because i want to be able to heal the sick and help people which is why i want to attend an insanely expensive school and put my family in debt. Nothing fishy about this. 2k/yr gotta love Europe
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Mar 21, 2015 12:49
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Helical Nightmares posted:
yo I heard if I use this smiley enough people can't tell I'm monumentally bitchmade
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Mar 21, 2015 12:57
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put ALL of the things inside my butt or others doesnt relly matter i guess
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Mar 21, 2015 12:59
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Any time not spent at the hospital or school is spent sleeping Boyfriend won't break up with me even though I'm erratic and a terrible girlfriend, either because he's afraid I'll hurt people in my distraught state or because I'll be making bank soon
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Mar 21, 2015 13:06
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If we were med school students we wouldn't have time to be what we are ITT. You didn't think this through.
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Mar 21, 2015 14:00
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*gets massive throbbing erection after touching a speculum for the first time*
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Mar 21, 2015 14:35
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*doesnt post on somethingawful dot com because my life is actually meaningful and i have important things to do like learn how to save your dying dad*
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Mar 21, 2015 15:11
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*Hides all the textbooks in wrong place in library to screw over my fellow students*
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Mar 21, 2015 15:11
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*is a young Asian woman*
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lawfare posted:*doesnt post on somethingawful dot com because my life is actually meaningful and i have important things to do like learn how to save your dying dad* there are way more lovely doctors out there than good doctors, fyi. i knew a doctor who tried to treat his daughter's acne with an x-ray machine and disfigured her face for life. not all med schools are good or hard to get into, and there are a lot of dumb fucks who were retards in high school, went to lovely state colleges, and went to low-tier med schools who now practice in rural areas throughout the country. like, you think the local doctor in the smallest town in arkansas is smart and went to johns hopkins? lmao
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:there are way more lovely doctors out there than good doctors, fyi. i knew a doctor who tried to treat his daughter's acne with an x-ray machine and disfigured her face for life. i recite this in the mirror everyday too
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Mar 21, 2015 15:17
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Jonad posted:*is a young Asian woman* hi 
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Mar 21, 2015 15:19
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*has lots of sex with other med students*
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Mar 21, 2015 15:19
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excuse me that's my wife
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When male professionals have wives who aren't professionals no one says anything. When women professionals have non professional husbands they start making excuses and apologizing for them almost immediately. What I'm saying is if you like to get cucked marry a doctor
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