|
im not stickin my face in that thing!
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:15 |
|
|
# ? May 21, 2024 19:19 |
|
i'm a homosexual
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:16 |
|
hrmm... what's that... tastes like... pennies.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:16 |
|
i tried to think of something but i just couldn't, the idea of not devouring a pussy is so foreign to my brain
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:19 |
|
This is the most unrealistic itt that has ever been proposed.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:20 |
|
i'm black guy, so no. oh by the way, have some HIV on the house.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:20 |
|
So help me god if I find a hair
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:21 |
|
*prefers shaved* *might be a pedo*
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:22 |
|
*motorboats that puss*
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:23 |
|
Ham Flaps and Roast Beef Curtains are deceptive names. This tastes nothing like what I imagined.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:27 |
|
pls shower
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:28 |
|
Pube stuck in your teeth
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:40 |
|
My fingers smell like wood chips!
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:41 |
|
sometimes you just have to suck it up literally
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:50 |
|
gross, dude, pee comes from there
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:51 |
|
why does this pussy have onions in it? i asked for no onions.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:51 |
*looks around slyly* *sprays a lil banaca on it*
|
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:14 |
|
Eat poo poo until it reroutes to your nutsack and your nutsack is just like your entire body a WORTHLESS SHITSACK FUCKER OP!!!!
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:15 |
|
Um...You might want to invest in a better grade of toilet paper.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:28 |
|
Pussy is loving gross. There's not a single woman on earth that wouldn't be improved by replacing her disgusting stinking fish slime pit with a nice hard cock.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:32 |
|
ur real wet
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:07 |
|
takes out towel
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:07 |
|
dries puss with an archaeological meticulosity
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:08 |
|
i dont care if you built it in your hands out of an old ferengi cargo ship
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:08 |
|
If your pubes arent shaved into an arrow pointing straight at your clit im having none of it.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:19 |
|
goes to spencers and buys cherry flavored oral gel browses the tshirts, finds a funny one, but doesn't buy that
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:20 |
|
Real men eat rear end.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:22 |
|
Your labia is way too small. This is boring.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:22 |
|
lmbo if uve nevr had pubes up in ur grill
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:22 |
|
One side of your labia is 2 inches longer than the other. I don't like the aesthetic. Sorry. K bye.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:22 |
|
Not without donair, ranch, or ketchup on that thing!
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 03:40 |
|
It smells like a tuna fish sandwich.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 03:52 |
|
Who ate all the pussy? I wanted some for later.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 04:26 |
|
OH MY GOD, THAT FISH STENCH, LITERALLY GAG!!! - Sic Semper Goon, age 17, with some appalling internet hookup. Only two years later did I find out about bacterial vaginosis.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:37 |
|
A Boy and His Herb. posted:Real men eat rear end.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:42 |
|
*has traumatic flashbacks to the brain bug scenes from Starship Troopers*
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 07:56 |
|
anyone have that story of that person who was eating a girl out while chewing gum and accidentaly ate a chlamydia cyst because he thought it was his gum and got chlamydia all down his throat? was pretty gross
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:28 |
|
"just so you know I don't normally do this" - in reference to breaking the 3rd date rule
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 08:33 |
|
My current lay has really thick, coarse hair and plenty of it. So I have stuck to fingering and railing. Of course, I haven't gotten any bjs either
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:24 |
|
|
# ? May 21, 2024 19:19 |
|
Waltzing Along posted:One side of your labia is 2 inches longer than the other. I don't like the aesthetic. Sorry. K bye. A Boy and His Herb. posted:Real men eat rear end. Ferroque posted:hrmm... what's that... tastes like... pennies.
|
# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:29 |