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man this glass of piss sure isn't to my taste
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 13:50 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:43 |
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Eww what is that poo poo? Börek? Gross there's spinach I can't even watch you eat it the smell makes me gag *squirts 4 packets of mayonnaise and some ketchup on a cheese bun and goes to town*
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 13:53 |
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*tells the waiter that they are allergic to something that they just don't like, all of the other people at the table wishes that they would die*
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:07 |
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i hope a lot of people itt die
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:18 |
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chippy posted:everyone must unreservedly and enthusiastically enjoy every single food in the world or they are just giant retard spergy drooling man babies *angryposts and then chugs his daily cumshake*
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:21 |
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"The menu is just a list of ingredients that I can use to create my own custom dishes, I will do this every time we go to a restaurant."
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:28 |
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current ladyfriend hates onions and cant stand wine cause its "too vinegary" kinda annoying
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:32 |
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I will eat olives since I'm not a picky autist, but I still don't understand why anyone likes them. The taste is kind of gross, tbh
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:36 |
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I once went to a Benihana restaraunt and got sat at a table with a girl who requested to all eight of us that she is allergic to shrimp and would really appreciate it if none of us had any because that meant she couldn't eat. Total strangers. The place served a free shrimp appetizer just for sitting down. I ordered extra shrimp.Starving Autist posted:I will eat olives since I'm not a picky autist, but I still don't understand why anyone likes them. The taste is kind of gross, tbh There isa huge difference between the olives you get at Subway or Pizza Hut and good olives. Have you tried the nicer ones?
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:37 |
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I was on a double date with my girlfriend, her friend, and her friend's husband. He ordered his meal and replaced every vegetable with either meat or potatoes, and after the waitress had left his wife embarrassingly said "_____ doesn't eat vegetables". Cool guy, but gently caress, it must suck to have to be apologized for like a teenager because of your eating habits. Dahlia posted:*sees vegetable* On the first season of Big Brother Canada one of the House Challenges was for a contestant to eat a small side-dish portion of salad. It took him like 20 minutes and he threw up twice, including seconds after he'd choked it all down and "completed". A few people felt really bad for him and comforted him, but most of them were like "wtf is wrong with him? I would love to eat a salad as a challenge..."
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 14:58 |
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Mayonnaise is loving gross!
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:19 |
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The Dregs posted:There isa huge difference between the olives you get at Subway or Pizza Hut and good olives. Have you tried the nicer ones? Yes but it's not an appreciable difference, the nicer ones just have a stronger and more complex flavor that ultimately still resembles the bottom of a shoe.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:28 |
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return0 posted:Mayonnaise is loving gross! gently caress you
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:47 |
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Starving Autist posted:Yes but it's not an appreciable difference, the nicer ones just have a stronger and more complex flavor that ultimately still resembles the bottom of a shoe. hello child
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:49 |
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I've just awoken from a 10 year coma, please tell me the latest fad in eating healthy. What's that? No gluten? Yes. My entire life I've been allergic to all gluten and always have been. Hmm? Dairy? Yes, totally allergic to that too. I've drunk almond milk since birth.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:52 |
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Somewhere in the world a lovely young writer is looking at how white people force their uniqueness on others in the form of fictitious dietary restrictions and is crafting a near-future sci-fi yarn about white people bragging about their autism and illiteracy.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:57 |
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Moola posted:hello child It's not an appealing taste, I eat them though which is not child like behavior but whatever lol. Enjoy the taste of dog poo poo mixed with rubber, having actual standards would be immature.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 15:58 |
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*stares at lasagna for hours, not allowed to leave table*
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:07 |
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Dahlia posted:*sees vegetable* What confuses me is that this clearly can't stop eating and at the same time can't start eating. Real catch-22(lbs of butter and cheese a day).
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:11 |
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amityville anus posted:What confuses me is that this clearly can't stop eating and at the same time can't start eating. Real catch-22(lbs of butter and cheese a day). IIRC, she was on the show because she ate literally nothing but milk/cheese and potatoes. That .GIF missed out the best part when she gags attempting to put the accursed green near her mouth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:27 |
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Dahlia posted:*sees vegetable* *Fakes boo-hoo poo poo whilst TV Crew are there.* *Eats entire fridge when they leave....literallly.....like the entire thing*
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:34 |
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I only eat degreased room temperature cheese pizza
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:30 |
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If you "dont eat X food because..." youre a retarded child and I wont hang with you. Picky eaters are trash level people. Allergies are the only exception. But real allergies, not fake celiac crap. If you enjoy Applebees I dont wanna know you.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:47 |
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Remember that e/n thread where the dude was complaining about how his girlfriend was a picky eater than it came out he was in his mid 30s and she was barely 20?
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:52 |
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Sic Semper Goon posted:IIRC, she was on the show because she ate literally nothing but milk/cheese and potatoes. That .GIF missed out the best part when she gags attempting to put the accursed green near her mouth. I liked the episode of that show where the guy eats a burger with salsa on it and cries because all the flavor assaults him.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 17:56 |
*Dad gets cancer* *Dad Is cured of cancer* "Hey Dad, you should try to eat healthy fruits and vegetable to help heal your body" " GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT poo poo! THEY TASTE TERRIBLE! " *Refuses to eat healthy and exercise* *Buys potato chips and soda* Dad: Ughhh I don't feel so good for the hundredth time today, let me waste the rest of my day sleeping in bed. Me: Or you could start eating right and exercise, but what do I know? I'm just a stupid healthy young man that doesn't know anything. -------------------- * baby nephew eats nothing but loving oreos and mini muffins all loving day everyday.*
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 18:18 |
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Hingehead posted:*Dad gets cancer* your family sucks
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 19:17 |
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psyopmonkey posted:If you "dont eat X food because..." youre a retarded child and I wont hang with you. oh no
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 19:29 |
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Grew up on vegemite sandwiches and kfc chips because mum couldn't put her foot down and let me starve til I ate normal food. Fast forward 25 years and I think I dodged a bullet with a son of my own who will eat/try anything I cook. Sadly boy #2 inherits my picky childhood tendencies and I'm too soft to put my foot down blah blah blah..
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 22:18 |
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recoverytrouble posted:Grew up on vegemite sandwiches and kfc chips because mum couldn't put her foot down and let me starve til I ate normal food. Fast forward 25 years and I think I dodged a bullet with a son of my own who will eat/try anything I cook. Sadly boy #2 inherits my picky childhood tendencies and I'm too soft to put my foot down blah blah blah.. Same story at our house growing up- I would eat whatever my parents put in front of me, while my 25 year old sister eats a bag of chips for supper after getting food out for her kids after eating nothing but chicknugs and fries growing up... except that she's much more cultured than I am and has eaten at restaurants that I would be turned away from at the door, but even though she knows of the finer things she just wants to eat chips and drink wine
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 22:28 |
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so the goonseneus is that vegetables are good and you're a bitchmade bitch if you don't eat all and any vegetables? good finally goons are right, stopped clock, etc
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 22:32 |
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When I was a kid I used to stick olives on each of my fingertips and then eat them one by one.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 22:36 |
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City of Tampa posted:"The menu is just a list of ingredients that I can use to create my own custom dishes, I will do this every time we go to a restaurant." this but unironicaly
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 22:41 |
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Be that guy who's like "ooh, fish... uh, no. I don't eat fish. All fish. Like if it ever lived in water or maybe even drank too much water I won't look at it or think about it." If you meet 'fish guy' tell him you're the same but for all land based meat and then ask if that makes sense. or Dude who won't try something new. "What if I don't like it?" What if you do? "But if I don't that's like <x> dollars I'd spend and then not like it." Yes, because the cost of food is SO outrageous that if you have one plate of food you don't like you'll be ruined financially forever. And, on top of that, sometimes people get food they don't like and *gasp* still eat it just so it's not wasteful/they aren't rude. I get seriously mad IRL at picky eaters. Like the dude on the other page said, you're allowed to have a couple things you might just not like, and that's cool. Mine is sweet potatoes. But the difference is that sometimes a meal comes with sweet potato fries or something and I just shrug it off and eat them anyhow. Because I'm not going to push the plate away and wrinkle my nose and say things like "Can you guys SMELL that?! UHH!" since I'm not a spoiled childe.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 22:42 |
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Big Beef City posted:Yes, because the cost of food is SO outrageous that if you have one plate of food you don't like you'll be ruined financially forever. And, on top of that, sometimes people get food they don't like and *gasp* still eat it just so it's not wasteful/they aren't rude. thats whats foreign to me, its not people disliking certain foods, its them refusing to just finish eating them. i like some things more than others but if im served them ill still finish eating them without any problem. that a grown person will just leave their food to go cold and get thrown in the trash because it has tomatoes or olives in it or something is crazy to me. the problem might be that there are some people who demand that all the food they are given be absolutely delicious or else its intolerable which is the opinion little pissing baby kings of france have.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 22:46 |
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I grow some tomatoes most years because I want to put them in things and yet I still don't like the taste of them raw. I eat them anyways, though. Sometimes really rich cheesecake makes me gag. That's it.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 23:14 |
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i only eat hotdogs and chicken nuggets and diet coke
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 23:16 |
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Why is it always chicken tenders that seem to be the only food these people can eat?
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 23:28 |
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Winter Fresh posted:i only eat hotdogs and chicken nuggets and diet coke aka the republican diet. i've noticed that most picky eaters who only eat poo poo like hot dogs, corn, and bland applebee type stuff tend to be libertarian/conservatives and people who'll eat anything and love vegetables tend to be liberal
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 23:29 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:43 |
i honestly just don't understand how people can go "no! i'll never like it!" and refuse to eat stuff other than the first time or two they try it like man, it's almost as if gaining a palate for something is a process of you continuously trying to eat it
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