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The year is 2031... While the world has been ravaged by Global Warming, the icy lands of Canada have melted and become a paradise. However, the United States of America has become a wasteland where all of it's natural resources have been stripped away. Faced with no choice, President George W Clinton IV decides to invade Canada. The war lasted all but 7 days, resulting in Canadian defeat. You and a few like minded friends are all that's standing between the Americans and total victory. You are the resistance. Even though the Americans have a fleet of flying murder drones, a network of informants, tanks, unlimited ammo, naval superiority, and it's the future so there's no real winter in Canada either... you will find a way to win... or at least you think you will.
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Apr 5, 2015 07:44
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*sucks everyone off*
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Apr 5, 2015 07:46
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You don't know very much about Canada do you? * Apologizes to the Americans invading *
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Apr 5, 2015 07:47
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hello i am a moose
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Apr 5, 2015 07:49
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*Stroke cock on floor while presenting luscious butthole
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Apr 5, 2015 07:59
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Necros posted:hello i am a moose A TALKING MOOSE!
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Apr 5, 2015 08:02
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lol by 2031 americans will be so fat we can't even build drones to fight for us. line of heart attack victims leading to an empty drone factory
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Apr 5, 2015 08:03
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Apr 5, 2015 08:05
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There's good terrorism and there's bad terrorism. We're the good terrorism kind of guys. Like Osama (PBUH).
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Apr 5, 2015 08:07
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Apr 5, 2015 08:08
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* bitter discussion concerning the official language of the Canadian Resistance *
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Apr 5, 2015 08:29
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my tribes best hunters and i catch a small herd of americans wandering the tundra of central ontario. linda quick-leaf lures one of the lumbering southerners with a bundle of petrified big macs tied to a stick, drawing him towards the rocky outcrop where we lie in wait. the strongest of the hunters, lead by gordon dead-jaw, burst out from behind the rocks, immobilizing the mighty freedom-lover by driving their spears into its vulnerable ankles. the remainder of the hunting party including myself kill the creature by bashing in its immense skull with stones. we then set down to the arduous task of butchering the american in the field. no part goes to waste: his thick, greasy hide can be fastened into new tents, his spikey, frost tipped hair woven into swaddlings for our children. but the greatest prize is the mighty creature's blubber, which provides a rare source of fuel. as i carve off a chunk of the great beast's panniculus, i feel a bang of guilt at having destroyed such a majestic creature. but i reassure myself that it is the american itself that is to blame, for we would not need to hunt it if its ancestors had not come into our country and cut down all our trees to make burger king napkins and pornographic magazines.
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Apr 5, 2015 08:41
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*becomes what you hated
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Apr 5, 2015 08:58
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*is a member of les assassins de fauteuils rollents*
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Apr 5, 2015 09:04
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*oui oui vive le francais! *is shot by anglo speaking canadian and american who then shake hands
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Apr 5, 2015 09:11
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*canadians all shoot selves in the head because they are technically american
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Apr 5, 2015 09:11
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*Ritualistically eats human flesh to gain the power of the mythical Wendigo* *Uses the power to play hockey really good to try and convince the new American overlords that Hockey is cool and good and deserves to remain an important sport in their new territories*
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Apr 5, 2015 10:06
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Canada gay, me retarded, choose between me and Canada, SPOILER!! You pick me and gently caress my tight hole with fat and sexy rear end cheeks alongside them.
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Apr 5, 2015 10:07
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*Wages an information war against the Americans. Explains there were no death panels in Canada's public healthcare system, one of the pretexts for the invasion*
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Apr 5, 2015 10:14
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Good rear end Trader Joe's gluten free pumpkin pancakes.
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Apr 5, 2015 10:15
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*gives up resistance and begins scavenging abandoned pharmacies for prescription narcotics*
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Apr 5, 2015 10:26
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the great deceiver posted:*gives up resistance and begins scavenging abandoned pharmacies for prescription narcotics* *Claim you are just funding the resistance, pocket all of the money in a Swiss bank account*
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Apr 5, 2015 15:10
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This fight is aboot freedom! Aboot justice! Aboot liberty!
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Apr 5, 2015 15:11
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Apr 5, 2015 15:14
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Canadian women have eyeballs with hair growing out of them???
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Apr 5, 2015 15:25
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I like where this is going.
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Apr 5, 2015 15:28
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*group abandons ideals, becomes drug cartel*
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Apr 5, 2015 15:29
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Bloc Canadien
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Apr 5, 2015 15:41
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The new season of Trailer Park Boys was pretty good, eh?
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Apr 5, 2015 15:42
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Dr Cheeto posted:Bloc Canadien The Canadian resistance becomes a political party that sometimes makes noise about secession but mostly advocates for weed and LGBT issues
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Apr 5, 2015 15:43
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Bro Dad posted:*group abandons ideals, becomes drug cartel* *Smuggle Canadian-style maple syrup instead of drugs*
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Apr 5, 2015 15:43
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But Im Canadian and dont know how to do anything!
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Apr 5, 2015 15:52
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rides a moose strapped with explosives into battle
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Apr 5, 2015 15:57
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*stands by the edge of the trans-Canada highway as a column of Abrams tank rolls past* Fawk YOO, YOO fawkin Americans! Goo fawk yerself sawmthin fierce eh!
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Apr 5, 2015 16:07
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* pulls back to greenland in strategy of scorched earth * * line of stragglers trail behind retreating american column * * burger-sweats, puffing like bitches * * are picked off by moose cavalry *
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Apr 5, 2015 16:08
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immolationsex posted:* pulls back to greenland in strategy of scorched earth * *A single angry grizzly bear explodes from the woods and utterly devastates both sides like a dragon in a fantasy story*
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Apr 5, 2015 16:10
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*dies when the Chinese and Americans nuke each other... war never changes*
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Apr 5, 2015 16:13
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* Haper hides in closet
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Apr 5, 2015 17:39
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you'll have to get through the canadian seals first
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Apr 5, 2015 17:42
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* Counterattacks with the guys on snowmobiles with WW1 rifles
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