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Racketeering i don't know what it is but it sounds cool
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arson is cool and fun
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Apr 5, 2015 07:49
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being john travolta in get shorty seems cool, what was he again?
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Apr 5, 2015 07:52
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Parking your car in the street such that it blocks the sidewalk.
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Apr 5, 2015 07:58
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running a bitcoin operation inside of prison or illegal cross country telecommunications networks or using drones as autonomous drug mules
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Apr 5, 2015 08:04
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Gatekeeper posted:being john travolta in get shorty seems cool, what was he again? a loan shark, which is cool or not depending on the victim. same as being a poacher
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Apr 5, 2015 08:07
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Hobohemian posted:Art Thievery. thomas crown remake with pierce brosnan was fuckin sweet
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Apr 5, 2015 08:13
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Vigilantism
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Apr 5, 2015 08:15
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Grant DaNasty posted:Vigilantism non-comic book vigilantism is usually poo poo like racist mobs hanging black people
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Apr 5, 2015 08:17
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buying cartons of cigs at the res then selling em for profit is cool, big fan of that one
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Apr 5, 2015 08:20
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Manslaughter sounds the coolest
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Apr 5, 2015 08:24
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'Sourcing' some potassium and then laying waste to your nejghbourhood and finishing with your mate's pool 'cos he decided to stay home and play chess with his step-brother. I guess that was vandalism back then, not sure what it is now. Probably classed as a terorist plot using 'dirty' bombs.
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Apr 5, 2015 08:36
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:Manslaughter sounds the coolest You were thinking of manlove ;-) It's ok, you're safe here
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Apr 5, 2015 08:37
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seduction-based jailbreak is the coolest crime:quote:Twenty-eight inmates escaped a Brazil prison after three women in dominatrix costumes duped guards in a fake orgy plot, according to reports.
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Apr 5, 2015 08:39
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posting on the something awful forums is the coolest internet crime you can commit
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Apr 5, 2015 08:40
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when you rob a bank and then throw money in the street so that people pick it up and block the police chasing you that way everyone is happy
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Apr 5, 2015 08:51
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suicide
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Apr 5, 2015 09:00
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bare-handed murder done hundreds of miles above the earth in the vaccuum of space
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Apr 5, 2015 09:02
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murdering a snow man with an icicle
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Apr 5, 2015 09:04
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throwing a snowball at an icicle so it falls onto your stepdad and kills him
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Apr 5, 2015 09:22
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TEAYCHES posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIHvZMwK-Uw
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Apr 5, 2015 09:22
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anything white collar
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Apr 5, 2015 09:29
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Gatekeeper posted:throwing a snowball at an icicle so it falls onto your stepdad and kills him thats a good one
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Apr 5, 2015 09:29
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Grant DaNasty posted:Vigilantism bronson.gif
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Apr 5, 2015 09:30
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MANSLAUGHTER < murder because it comes from anglo-saxon word that has the sense of "battle-kill or slain or SLAYERRs" --> killing in hot blood Eádwine eorl wearþ ofslagen arhlíce fram his ágenum mannum earl = Eadwine was basely slain by his own men, who then sucked his dirty cock also burglary because "he burgled a home"
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Apr 5, 2015 09:32
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Phil Niekro posted:bare-handed murder done hundreds of miles above the earth in the vaccuum of space is that illegal?
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Apr 5, 2015 09:33
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also, apostasy (sharia counts inshallah)
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Apr 5, 2015 09:33
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heresy is an insanely cool crime. just ask joan of arc. oh wait you can't, because she was burned at the stake by squares
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Apr 5, 2015 09:40
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mortgage fraud is badass imo
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Apr 5, 2015 09:41
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Probably selling cigarettes to minors.
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Apr 5, 2015 09:56
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Driving while black.
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Apr 5, 2015 10:06
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being gay in a place where being gay is illegal gets you heaps of sjw pussy
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Apr 5, 2015 10:32
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treason for sure
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Apr 5, 2015 10:35
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scratch that, it's gotta be incest
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Apr 5, 2015 10:37
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postmortem mayhem has the best name of all crimes
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Apr 5, 2015 10:45
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giving a hooker a hotshot and having sex with the corpse
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Apr 5, 2015 11:06
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rocking a mullet and glam-metal t-shirt while selling dirt weed to middle-schoolers out of the back of your van
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Apr 5, 2015 11:06
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skateboarding
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Apr 5, 2015 11:07
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Abdul Alhazred posted:skateboarding skateboarding is not a crime
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Apr 5, 2015 11:10
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Cosmos posted:Robbing a bank and getting away with it a p cool crime imo All the crimes in heat.
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