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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

turbomoose posted:

beer is better than weed

Yep

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i like drugs and also fast food

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

A Man and his dog posted:

Combine all three.

Beer. bacon. Weed. Video games. Side TV with NFL football playing.

loving owns.

(Some pussy would be nice to but who am I kidding)



Is that you?

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Weed is really really bad to do. Whoops, I meant to say the other one: weed is good. Or did I mean it's bad all along? I don't remember. The world may never know. In conclusion, that is too much money to pay Colin Kaepernick.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
put em in skirts....hemp skirts

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

Weed is really really bad to do. Whoops, I meant to say the other one: weed is good. Or did I mean it's bad all along? I don't remember. The world may never know. In conclusion, that is too much money to pay Colin Kaepernick.

Knocked it out of the park.

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Last time the Steelers team MVP was suspended to start the next season ended in a Super Bowl run.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Moxie posted:

Last time the Steelers team MVP was suspended to start the next season ended in a Super Bowl run.

With Brady freshly sated, the Bronco's in shambles... The Steelers might very well make it to the AFCCG.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Rex Ryan throwing out the first pitch at the Buffalo Bisons Opening Day a few minutes ago:

https://vine.co/v/eBTVdPOpIOq

EugeneJ fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Apr 9, 2015

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
That's a top notch pitchface

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

@RapSheet 1m1 minute ago
The #Colts announced they have picked up QB Andrew Luck’s fifth-year option. He’s under contract through 2016



bet tannyhill isn't far behind

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Chilichimp posted:

With Brady freshly sated, the Bronco's in shambles... The Steelers might very well make it to the AFCCG.

They're going to be pretty awesome at full strength. I think their D will get a lot better. I expect injuries to derail it though.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

That's a top notch pitchface

He always looks like that. It's a condition called Pitchy-resting face.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hey hon, what do you think of these pumps?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I got a second hand high once and I hallucinated a little while driving home in the dark so gently caress that forever.

Also, the Mariota trade is happening. Ready yourself for the madness of it all.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Parmesan Basil posted:

Also, the Mariota trade is happening. Ready yourself for the madness of it all.

No shut up

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Parmesan Basil posted:

I got a second hand high once and I hallucinated a little while driving home in the dark so gently caress that forever.

Also, the Mariota trade is happening. Ready yourself for the madness of it all.

Weed doesn't cause hallucinations, typically, your buddy was lacin'.

Kalli posted:

Hey hon, what do you think of these pumps?



Some prominent Bills poster needs a new av.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Dattserberg posted:

Hang Em High, I believe.

Didn't see this but the Bucs gave Lions RFA George Johnson a 3 year, 9M offer sheet. Detroit has 3 days to match but they probably won't.

Get ready for the 2-3-6 defense on every down.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

SA2K posted:

No shut up

Be ready

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

If the Chargers trade Philip Rivers I will not watch a single game this season

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

SA2K posted:

If the Chargers trade Philip Rivers I will not watch a single game this season

:toxx: ?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

SA2K posted:

If the Chargers trade Philip Rivers I will not watch a single game this season

The good news is that it won't be your team that trades for him!

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

SA2K posted:

If the Chargers trade Philip Rivers I will not watch a single game this season

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

SA2K posted:

If the Chargers trade Philip Rivers I will not watch a single game this season

If the Texans trade for Philip Rivers I will write a 10,000 word essay on why I love the Texans and was wrong to be doubtful or negative

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SPOILER THAT FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

He looks like he's got one of those Alien mouth things ready to pop out and annihilate some poor colonist.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

football fuckerman posted:

Me too. I was thinking of starting another one since for some reason i'm hooked on the fanspeak mock drafts this year

Can I interest you in some http://www.first-pick.com/NFL/DraftGame.aspx?

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005


I'm just going to assume that someone hung a salt lick right outside the camera's field of view

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

SA2K posted:

SPOILER THAT FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

Please respect SA2K's need for a content warning. I share an Elway trigger with him and we both need to be warned when a picture of his evil face is posted. Tia

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

not to start a mock draft posting thing but here's my first time with this

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Preseason schedules are out, ya'll:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000484534/article/2015-nfl-preseason-schedule

Looks like I'm going to another Miami @ Carolina preseason game :catdrugs:

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

I can kinda see Chips thought process when letting solid offensive players go, because his scheme even made Sanchez look not horrible last year. But the rumours of trading away some of the only decent guys we had on D, like Kendrick's and Cox really doesn't seem to be too wise.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Ehud posted:

Preseason schedules are out, ya'll:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000484534/article/2015-nfl-preseason-schedule

Looks like I'm going to another Miami @ Carolina preseason game :catdrugs:

Please don't pretend preseason football is real football

*gets called out in QCS*

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Manas let's go to Cleveland at Chicago, week 4 lmao

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Intruder posted:

Please don't pretend preseason football is real football

*gets called out in QCS*

I love the preseason. I get to watch the Dolphins play and it doesn't matter when they lose.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

football fuckerman posted:

not to start a mock draft posting thing but here's my first time with this

Dude, do the thing where you make a bunch of crazy trades and end up with 4 2nd-round and 3 3rd-round picks

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Ehud posted:

I love the preseason. I get to watch the Dolphins play and it doesn't matter when they lose.

I liked when that one poster compared it to Whose Line Is It Anyway? but I can't remember who it was

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Nice, 49ers play Chargers at Levi's again in week 4. Two favorite teams in the most meaningless game possible, during the hottest time of the year in a stadium with no shade.

I'm so there :dance:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

warcrimes posted:

Dude, do the thing where you make a bunch of crazy trades and end up with 4 2nd-round and 3 3rd-round picks

I'd rather do that thing where you trade #7 and two future firsts for #1, trade #39 and two future seconds for #6, then trade #6 for #7 plus your two future firsts back

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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Intruder posted:

I'd rather do that thing where you trade #7 and two future firsts for #1, trade #39 and two future seconds for #6, then trade #6 for #7 plus your two future firsts back

That's terrible and awesome at the same time haha

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