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Darth123123 posted:ever tried to jack to a 3.5" screen held in one hand and flipping thru pics and videos? Yes. I am a master jacker, please don't try this without advanced training.
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console cowboy. master jacker.
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Apr 9, 2015 19:40
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You know it.
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Apr 9, 2015 19:41
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The sky above the port was the color of an iPhone 6+, streaming PornHub.
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Apr 9, 2015 19:45
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opus111 posted:i dont live with a girl and dont plan to any time soon, this is just a thought experiment. make a porno instead with the girl hth
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Apr 9, 2015 19:47
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boom boom boom posted:What, you just think about Christ? no i think about sexy things and my dick gets hard and feels good. it just feels good to control the fantasy myself and not be clicking around a bunch of videos whcih brings me out of actually experiencing my good feelings
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Ocean Book posted:no i think about sexy things and my dick gets hard and feels good. it just feels good to control the fantasy myself and not be clicking around a bunch of videos whcih brings me out of actually experiencing my good feelings im glad ur brain is not yet broken first the brain loses imagination then the dick goes limp for eva
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Apr 9, 2015 19:52
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Fun fact when the situation is reversed some guys get really insecure about the girl's vibrator. It actually makes more sense than girls getting mad at virtual images though because there's a physical difference Sorry boyfriend your dick does not vibrate, have 6 speed settings, or a rabbit attachment for clits
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Cuckoo posted:Fun fact when the situation is reversed some guys get really insecure about the girl's vibrator. It actually makes more sense than girls getting mad at virtual images though because there's a physical difference going to turn my dick into a vibrator through plastic surgery, some saline injections and a portable battery i will be king poo poo of pussy mountain
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Apr 9, 2015 19:55
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It seems like some people have a really hard time understanding that voyeurism is a fetish that is not mutually exclusive with other sexual activities.
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Cuckoo posted:Fun fact when the situation is reversed some guys get really insecure about the girl's vibrator. It actually makes more sense than girls getting mad at virtual images though because there's a physical difference "trap sprung" --sigmund freud
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Apr 9, 2015 20:02
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Top City Homo posted:going to turn my dick into a vibrator through plastic surgery, some saline injections and a portable battery
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Apr 9, 2015 20:03
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numberoneposter posted:your kindle name should be MrGoodVibes its all coming together
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Apr 9, 2015 20:11
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Top City Homo posted:its all coming together thats what she said
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Apr 9, 2015 21:02
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Pastor Perineum posted:you can watch porn, just be sure it's in the "female-friendly" category. example: http://www.pornhub.com/video?c=73 waht the.... theres no double anal in this?!
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Apr 10, 2015 01:41
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i cant loving wait till my girl leaves so i can start jacking it.
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Apr 10, 2015 01:53
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Why do you need pornography if you have a girlfriend lol
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Apr 10, 2015 02:08
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I think of my wife when she doesn't feel in the mood
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Apr 10, 2015 02:12
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Here's a pic of my dic
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Apr 10, 2015 02:25
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secret reversible tile in shower, through a series of mirrors and vents you can watch yourself go gently caress yourself.
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Apr 10, 2015 02:31
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do it all quiet when shes asleep
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Apr 10, 2015 02:36
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why is she not watching porn with you?
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Apr 10, 2015 02:37
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Matey posted:Mr. Magorium's Masturbatorium
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gently caress the Republic. posted:why is she not watching porn with you? read the thread, noob.
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Apr 10, 2015 03:11
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Pound one out when she's in the shower
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basement jihadist posted:a masturbatorium if you will The jack shack.
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basement jihadist posted:a masturbatorium if you will the ejacularium
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Jack shack
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Apr 10, 2015 03:21
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That is hands down the best joke I have ever seen.
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Propaganda Hour posted:Pound one out when she's in the shower thats not enough time to really romance yourself; to work through from softer to harder stuff in a progression that apes the own increasing tension in your dilz.
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Propaganda Hour posted:Pound one out when she's in the shower That's what she's doing. 🍚
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ArbitraryC posted:Can you elaborate on this OP, like are we talking illegal, violent\abusive, or just weird? say... the porno girls have the opposite bodytype to the gf? that seems like a potential can of worms, no?
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opus111 posted:say... the porno girls have the opposite bodytype to the gf? that seems like a potential can of worms, no? Like, you're dating a girl who runs marathons and you exclusively mastubate to women who are morbidly obese?
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ArbitraryC posted:Can you elaborate on this OP, like are we talking illegal, violent\abusive, or just weird? dude like literally anything except one man and one woman of her ethnicity having vaginal or oral sex is not girl friendly in general. it doesnt have to be that weird to not want to show it to your girlfriend.
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im not really dating, just planning my future in advance. say you were dating a girl with small tits and all your porn is women with huge rear end udders shaking them about or you were with a girl who was a bubbly blonde with blue eyes and all your porn is stick-thin thai girls.
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Apr 10, 2015 03:34
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or you've begged and pleaded your gf to take it in the bum and she keeps refusing to the point where she gets angry and all your porn is gapes and DAP
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or what if your gf has anorexia/bulimia and youre both doing your best to help her get over this, and all your porn is gagging/deepthroat come on, its not hard to think of examples.
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Heavens to Betsy. I oughtta wash your mouth out with soap, but you'd probably like that!
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People aren't interested in your weird fantasies OP. The people demand dick jokes.
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