Week 2 Gameday Thread - Your First Place Barves

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zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Lots of home openers this week. Here's Monday's schedule.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 17:42

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# ? May 16, 2024 17:50

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

I hope Pineda pitches good again.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:04

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Poor Mat Latos has to go up against the juggernaut Braves again.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:15

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

met fans decided to rip off the bleacher creature roll call

# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:18

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

AL West owns:

# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:35

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Josh Harrison homers on the the first pitch lol

# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:47

Z.S. Ghost: Jan 1, 2008; Odd Fire Wolf Gang

DeGrom is doing goodly so far, and David Wright's looked refreshingly swell so far this year. Unfortunately for me, I made a bet that he'd hit a certain number of homers this year, and that isn't looking so good.

e: I had never heard of Jerome Williams until just now. What's up with that?

# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:59

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Z.S. Ghost posted:

DeGrom is doing goodly so far, and David Wright's looked refreshingly swell so far this year. Unfortunately for me, I made a bet that he'd hit a certain number of homers this year, and that isn't looking so good.

e: I had never heard of Jerome Williams until just now. What's up with that?

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:00

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

ZenVulgarity posted:

Lemme tell ya somethin' bro

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:02

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Cervelli walk up music is "That's Amore" :lol:

Corey Hart's walk up music should definitely be "Sunglasses at Night"

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:10

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

achillesforever6 posted:

Corey Hart's walk up music should definitely be "Sunglasses at Night"

Him not doing that is one of Baseball's Greatest Crimes.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:18

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Big fan of the between innings countdown clock. Unironicly.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:22

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

Phillies defense helping out the Mets.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:30

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Julio Cruz posted:

Phillies defense helping out the Mets.

Defense is a strong word for it. Kinda surprised it's only 1-0 at this point.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:37

Z.S. Ghost: Jan 1, 2008; Odd Fire Wolf Gang

Julio Cruz posted:

Phillies defense helping out the Mets.

Stop reverse-jinxing them, that was a CATCH from Revere

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:45

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

That was a hell of a play that guy made on Granderson.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:46

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

Poque posted:

Poor Mat Latos has to go up against the juggernaut Braves again.

kill me

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:51

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

Z.S. Ghost posted:

Stop reverse-jinxing them, that was a CATCH from Revere

I think you reverse-reverse-jinxed them.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:59

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Grady Sizemore's defense seems to have fallen off a wee bit

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:59

RisqueBarber: Jul 10, 2005

Julio Cruz posted:

Phillies defense helping out the Mets.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:00

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Go Nats!

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:10

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

I'm with 28.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:13

Crimson Sox: Jan 16, 2008; Bromance

Mookie

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:17

mattfl: Aug 27, 2004

Sorry Harper! Not with Mookie out there!

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:17

Kilonum: Sep 30, 2002; You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

Mookie now stealing two bases to go with that stolen home run.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:25

Crimson Sox: Jan 16, 2008; Bromance

It's the Mookie show

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:26

mattfl: Aug 27, 2004

Jesus Mookie!

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:26

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

I can't watch the game cause I'm at work, but was the Cespedes single at least legit?

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:27

mattfl: Aug 27, 2004

ozymandius1024 posted:

I can't watch the game cause I'm at work, but was the Cespedes single at least legit?

Jam bloop behind 1st, not really.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:28

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

mattfl posted:

Jam bloop behind 1st, not really.

gently caress it, I'll take it over a strikeout on some bullshit low and away.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:29

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

I would categorize it as a Fliner (Liner)

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:30

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

was it Victorino who was not-so-subtly wishing they had traded Mookie for Hamels?

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:30

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Nick Castellanos is the loving worst

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:31

mattfl: Aug 27, 2004

Pound that wall Ortiz!

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:31

mattfl: Aug 27, 2004

Poque posted:

was it Victorino who was not-so-subtly wishing they had traded Mookie for Hamels?

Yup! I have a feeling Victorino won't be around all year.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:32

Fleetwood: Mar 26, 2010; biggest hochul head in china

Nats so overrated this year. If Yunel Escobar is batting 2nd in your order, you're in trouble. And I think Harper would bat much later in an elite lineup.

edit: Harper'd be an awesome #2 hitter, although the Nats don't view him that way.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:35

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Anibal Sanchez :negative:

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:36

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.