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Rirse posted:Does FX still show nothing but the Marvel movies and Zombieland? excuse me they show the newest Bourne movie 6 times a week tyvm.
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I think teeth whitener commercials would be better if they didn't use an actress who already had perfectly white teeth when she was complaining about them being yellow.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 15:49 |
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vyst posted:excuse me they show the newest Bourne movie 6 times a week tyvm. Sometimes Star Trek 09 is on there
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 22:09 |
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Sash! posted:Sometimes Star Trek 09 is on there That and The Avengers were on EPIX dozens of times.
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# ? Apr 4, 2015 23:06 |
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Seen a really goofy one lately where they're offering a free trial of something or another and they actually say "if your name is from a to m call now but if your last name is n to z call tomorrow morning at 9 am."
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:19 |
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gently caress the Charter Spectrum Triple Play dancing call center commercial. gently caress it so incredibly hard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rObyWwvHeUw
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:32 |
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gently caress whatever marketing genius decided on the term "Triple Play" for internet/cable/useless landlines
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:44 |
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Vicas posted:gently caress whatever marketing genius decided on the term "Triple Play" for internet/cable/useless landlines At least it isn't Hat Trick
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:48 |
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Retail Slave posted:gently caress the Charter Spectrum Triple Play dancing call center commercial. gently caress it so incredibly hard. The worst part is none of them have the decency to look ashamed.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:47 |
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Really, BBB? Nobody can confirm that Comcast is a poo poo company with poo poo service run by poo poo people? really? https://www.yahoo.com/tv/s/directv-told-pull-rob-lowe-ads-comcast-complaints-000955523.html
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 11:39 |
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Sometimes I do it by myself. And I watch. Carpet cleaning, what did you think we were talking about, duh! I thought that was pretty dumb, but looking online it seems Rug Doctor has a whole series of innuendo-based commercials right now. We do it once a year. Whether we like it or not.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 15:58 |
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Gonz posted:Really, BBB? quote:The NAD didn’t like the signal reliability claims versus cable that are made in the “Creepy Rob Lowe” commercial, the shorter comparative customer service wait time suggested in the “Painfully Awkward Rob Lowe” spot, and the better picture and sound quality implications drawn in the “Far Less Attractive Rob Lowe” ad. To be fair I could totally believe DirectTV is just as bad as Comcast at signal reliability, customer service wait times, and picture/sound quality
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 16:04 |
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Vicas posted:To be fair I could totally believe DirectTV is just as bad as Comcast at signal reliability, customer service wait times, and picture/sound quality DirecTV is about a billion times better than Comcast in every way. Actually, it's more than that. One of those flip books of a rock rolling down a hill is about a billion times better than Comcast in every way.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 16:19 |
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Phobic Nest posted:Sometimes I do it by myself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUHsrsXIYzw Dominos of all people actually pulled this sort of thing off really well once.
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DJExile posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUHsrsXIYzw Dominos of all people actually pulled this sort of thing off really well once. Dang, commercial wives always ready with the Though I was also amused at your reference to Dominos as people, corporations my friend etc.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 18:45 |
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Pierce and Pierce posted:DirecTV is about a billion times better than Comcast in every way. Maybe so, but I work support for hotels who carry directv and anytime they get snow or rain we start getting all the calls saying directv is down. Cable is never going to be affected in that way. I don't see how directv can claim what they claim when adverse weather can totally knock it out.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:24 |
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I'm glad this company with no power had a few people sitting around a table decide that some ad is bad, with exactly no consequences whatsoever.
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 19:30 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy7Xd6n9jL0 i hate basically everything about this advertisement
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# ? Apr 8, 2015 23:27 |
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The Honest Company has a new commercial for their diapers, and...welp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PoFjk2MMrA
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 02:07 |
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I keep seeing the Xfinity commercials where the person is moving and people keep giving them dumb excuses why they can't help her move, on no notice, without any kind of a please or thank you. Just "hey--can you help me move?" followed by righteous indignation when they say no or have an excuse. Like, a) why are you waiting until the last minute to ask your friends for help, and b) why aren't you kissing their rear end like you've never kissed before? Helping someone move is one of the most thankless favors you can do for a friend, and you don't get to be mad about them saying no when you ask them the day of, when you're literally piling boxes on top of each other. I mean, one of the guys is out on a boat in the middle of a drat lake, and you think it's okay to just ask him out of nowhere to change his plans and do you a big favor? Or a friend who's getting a manicure is supposed to just mess her nails up because you can't plan? When there are professionals you can pay, who can get it done in a couple of hours? Nope, you don't get to be mad about that. ^^edit: I hate that one too. The song itself is bad enough, but then you've got a bunch of goofy diapered babies dancing around to "I'm bringing booty back!" Why, WHY choose that song? There are a zillion other songs that would be more appropriate. How about "Happy" by Pharrell? Or, really, just any other song that's not ostensibly "skinny bitches suck and boys like to gently caress fat girls anyway"? Maggie Fletcher fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Apr 9, 2015 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:The Honest Company has a new commercial for their diapers, and...welp: Somehow I'm far more offended by this inappropriate commercial music choice than the cruise ships being advertised with a song about smack, or the coal ads using Sixteen Tons. I think it's because there's no way anyone involved couldn't have known how inappropriate this song is for a commercial full of loving babies.
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DJExile posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUHsrsXIYzw Dominos of all people actually pulled this sort of thing off really well once. RIP Garfunkel & Oates
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# ? Apr 9, 2015 19:47 |
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Vicas posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy7Xd6n9jL0 Every seamless commercial has the douchiest looking people.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:25 |
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Mortal Kombat X is using a system of a down song in their commercial. It's like the perfect combination of outdatedness.
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Gaunab posted:Mortal Kombat X is using a system of a down song in their commercial. It's like the perfect combination of outdatedness. Apparently the SOAD bassist edited the trailer and also the band is doing a reunion tour this year.
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# ? Apr 10, 2015 13:13 |
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Schick has a new bonkers commercial for their ladies bikini trimmer. It has three women in bikinis standing behind tiny crotch level bushes. Two are trying to trim them with scissors and doing a bad job while the third uses the Schick to make a tidy heart.
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# ? Apr 14, 2015 23:46 |
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Oh dear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3YGtQ40Qvs
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 09:10 |
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lovely STEAKS. lovely BAKED POTATOES. SALAD BAR SNEEZE GUARDS. SIZZLER. 'MURICA.
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Retail Slave posted:gently caress the Charter Spectrum Triple Play dancing call center commercial. gently caress it so incredibly hard. I used to watch that commercial repeatedly (with the godawful sound muted) to search for any sign of insincerity on the part of the actors, and there is none whatsoever. They created dancing homunculi to perform this abjectly ridiculous routine.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 11:05 |
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this is goddamned amazing
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 13:38 |
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Well poo poo if you don't go to sizzler you're no better than the communists
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Gaunab posted:Mortal Kombat X is using a system of a down song in their commercial. It's like the perfect combination of outdatedness. The non-television version fits the song better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCHmqJgs1ow
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 14:07 |
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DJExile posted:this is goddamned amazing Everybody in the neighborhood went to Sizzler for dinner and they're smiling and laughing and conversing while filling their plates and everyone gets along and life is great. Not a worry in the world, nosiree. All hail Sizzler. A place for winners. And cocaine users.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 14:49 |
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The guy looking over his shoulder at 2:50 is incredible.Dude took his side piece to a Sizzler and is worried his wife is gonna show up.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 14:57 |
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vyst posted:Well poo poo if you don't go to sizzler you're no better than the communists Sizzler tore down that wall
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 15:48 |
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Anthony Bourdain had the best ad for Sizzler
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 15:52 |
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Vakal posted:The non-television version fits the song better. It still makes me feel like I'm back in 9th grade in the mid-90s. But then again, if a Mortal Kombat game doesn't give you that feeling then they probably did something wrong. DJExile posted:The guy looking over his shoulder at 2:50 is incredible.Dude took his side piece to a Sizzler and is worried his wife is gonna show up. My wife said the same thing when that part came up.
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# ? Apr 15, 2015 16:36 |
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Say what you will about Sizzler, but when I was a kid, I got turned onto salad because of their pretty drat good salad bar. Also, all you can eat popcorn shrimp.
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I'm pretty sure we never had a Sizzler growing up in Michigan. The midwest version of Sizzler was Ponderosa.
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