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The Taint Reaper posted:I know people keep trying to headline America as being king of the fats with motorized wheelchairs, but Mexico is far worse and people actually own pack animals to transport their fatass grandmothers. Yes they have to own an animal just to transport a member of their family who can't be mobile under their own power because they're too goddamn fat. Yeah, Mexico is actually the fattest country by far and it's pretty cool.
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Decebal posted:this applies to heroin too ? I know lots of opiate addicts too, and their lives are generally miserable (oxy, vics, opanna) and will continue being miserable if they get clean. I'd prefer they did prozac, but w/e.
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fat displaces your dick and then you have less dick this is a bad thing hth
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:sry but if your diet involves cutting out alcohol its a bitch diet and youre a bitch for doing it Oh I still drink, I just don't drink every day after I get home from work. If I had to completely give up alcohol, I'd kill myself. All things in moderation, as they say. And when I say alcoholic, I mean drunk, cause I never had to go to meetings and can function without booze. I have just imbibed entirely too much for too long.
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how can anyone be an atheist when the bible says god exists???? doesn't make any sense
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veedubfreak posted:Oh I still drink, I just don't drink every day after I get home from work. If I had to completely give up alcohol, I'd kill myself. do a shot right now to prove you're not a bitch Poetic Justice posted:how can anyone be an atheist when the bible says god exists???? doesn't make any sense you too
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veedubfreak posted:Oh I still drink, I just don't drink every day after I get home from work. If I had to completely give up alcohol, I'd kill myself. You're really concerned about looking cool to goons and, as it turns out, bring an alcoholic doesn't make you cool.
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Fats are dumb OP Whatever weight you want to be, divide by 10, eat that many calories Some time in the future, people will be able to look at you without thinking "Wow, what a loving fat piece of poo poo"
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veedubfreak posted:If I had to completely give up alcohol, I'd kill myself. do the world a favor and completely give up alcohol
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Apr 22, 2015 22:07
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in 50-100 years from now people will look back and realize this was the period of decadence. using too much fossil fuel, using too much oil, playing too many video games, spending too much money, fighting too many wars, watching too much 18 year old porn, eating too many bigmacs. it's a glorious time to be alive if you are all about consumption with no thought about future consequences
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Apr 22, 2015 22:12
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Poetic Justice posted:in 50-100 years from now people will look back and realize this was the period of decadence. using too much fossil fuel, using too much oil, playing too many video games, spending too much money, fighting too many wars, watching too much 18 year old porn, eating too many bigmacs. it's a glorious time to be alive if you are all about consumption with no thought about future consequences USA oneupped the roman aristocracy bigtime
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Apr 22, 2015 22:19
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Germstore posted:This would be a really sad post if it wasn't just to make goons mad. When you guys post neck fungus, you guys see a picture, not a person.
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Apr 22, 2015 22:49
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OMGVBFLOL posted:do the world a favor and completely give up alcohol You first, post proof. The kill youreself part i mean.
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Apr 22, 2015 22:53
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veedubfreak posted:You first, post proof. The kill youreself part i mean. no u
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Apr 22, 2015 22:55
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Like Shelly, god bless Shelly. Salt of the earth. She had an non verbal autistic kid and the husband dropped off the face of the earth when the kid hit puberty. She works terrible jobs just for the insurance because she doesn't have a college degree. Her one solace in life is ice cream. She can get a one night stand despite her weight, but she can't get anyone to stay around because of the kid. You goons tell me how much putting down the spoon is going to improve Shelly's life and I'll pass it along.
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SYSV Fanfic posted:Like Shelly, god bless Shelly. Salt of the earth. She had an non verbal autistic kid and the husband dropped off the face of the earth when the kid hit puberty. She works terrible jobs just for the insurance because she doesn't have a college degree. Her one solace in life is ice cream. She can get a one night stand despite her weight, but she can't get anyone to stay around because of the kid. you have convinced me, its good to be fat
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Apr 22, 2015 23:25
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SYSV Fanfic posted:Like Shelly, god bless Shelly. Salt of the earth. She had an non verbal autistic kid and the husband dropped off the face of the earth when the kid hit puberty. She works terrible jobs just for the insurance because she doesn't have a college degree. Her one solace in life is ice cream. She can get a one night stand despite her weight, but she can't get anyone to stay around because of the kid. i hope nonverbal autistic kid enjoys having a dead diabetes mom in 8 years
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Apr 22, 2015 23:26
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:i hope nonverbal autistic kid enjoys having a dead diabetes mom in 8 years I'm not sure the kid will notice.
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Apr 22, 2015 23:27
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I hope she didn't eat Blue Bell, she might already be dead.
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Apr 22, 2015 23:31
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SYSV Fanfic posted:"You should take what small pleasure you have out of your life because I don't find you aesthetically pleasing" -Something Awful dot com this but 4real
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Apr 23, 2015 00:04
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The Taint Reaper posted:
you have to sourcw this it sounds hilarious
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Apr 23, 2015 00:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfl21nK9sZI 10 seconds in. That's why you shouldn't be fat. Them luscious titties. drat.
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Germstore posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfl21nK9sZI Titties off the chain
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Apr 23, 2015 00:15
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it's not really bad goons just lose their poo poo if they can't make the same unfunny jokes in a megathread for years on end, the focus of those bad jokes can be literally any mundane stupid thing you could think of
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the only way being fat is good is if you are the undisputed biggest fattest fatty
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