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GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice
A Ford conversion van really is the best road trip ride. My entire childhood was road trips in a modestly-blinged out van.

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Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

I'm sure conversions are great otherwise but I just can't do the American Fullsize Van Seating Position for more than about half an hour. Even before I messed my back up it was uncomfortable, now it's near torture.
Especially the GM ones, since the doghouse is so much wider. Such is the cost of being able to get at those rear spark plugs I suppose.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
I thought about conversion van or even a Winnebago but had to go with the Road master wagon. The AI version would have whatever LS* would fit.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

CannonFodder posted:

whatever LS* would fit.

Any of them except the LS4 :getin:

SFH1989
Apr 23, 2007

MrChips posted:

Full-Size American Sedan (B-body, Crown Vic, etc) - 9

A Charger Hellcat is a full size American sedan :colbert:.

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE

MrChips posted:



Question 4: Without a doubt, this is the best car/truck/whatever for a road trip.

A 1986 300ZX. Euphoria is experienced most firmly at the state of a curve at 80+mph and you don't know if your frame is gonna make it through the corner or not. - Adiabatic


Sooooo glad this is a thing now.

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3

MrChips posted:

Question 1: When I'm out for a drive, __________ is on the stereo because it's the best music for driving.

Taylor Swift - 2
TheFonz
SFH1989


We'll just shake it off

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Tommychu posted:

I'm sure conversions are great otherwise but I just can't do the American Fullsize Van Seating Position for more than about half an hour. Even before I messed my back up it was uncomfortable, now it's near torture.
Especially the GM ones, since the doghouse is so much wider. Such is the cost of being able to get at those rear spark plugs I suppose.

Air Ride Seat or you are doing it wrong. Also the newer vans seem to reduce the size of the intrusion. I had to switch to a Toyota because my wife is super uncool though. Stupid cost of divorce and child support.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

AcidRonin posted:

Sooooo glad this is a thing now.

Adiabatic is killing the aces this round.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I'm shocked that no one else said weed for the road trip.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 5: Conversely, I can't think of a car/truck/whatever more inappropriate for a road trip than this one.







Question 6: All road trips are memorable in some way, but I think a trip to __________ would be most memorable of all.







Answers soon...

Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

A calendar shop that specializes in HDR photography was my answer for the destination question. Nailed it.

Korwen
Feb 26, 2003

don't mind me, I'm just out hunting.

I'm worried that I'm going to ace the "worst car" question, which would be a shame, but hopefully someone else shared my consideration for the Prince of Darkness.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Korwen posted:

I'm worried that I'm going to ace the "worst car" question, which would be a shame, but hopefully someone else shared my consideration for the Prince of Darkness.

Oh man I completely forgot about British cars for that question.

Would've been spoiled for choice, really.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 5: Conversely, I can't think of a car/truck/whatever more inappropriate for a road trip than this one.

Smart Fortwo - 10
CornHolio
IOwnCalculus
Elmnt80
The Locator
TheFonz
Pham Nuwen
Slung Blade
Bajaha
SFH1989
CannonFodder

Mazda Miata - 6
Ephphatha
Liquid Communism
God is Bed
River Raid
Maksimus54
LloydDobler

Subaru Justy - 4
NitroSpazzz
SSJOnizuka
Das Volk
Stormdrain

Toyota Prius - 3
Mat_Drinks
Turb
Somewhat Heroic

ACES:

Chevrolet Spark EV - Seat Safety Switch
Winnebago - Cat Terrist
BAC Mono - sadnessboner
PT Cruiser - Freelop
Ariel Atom - KozmoNaut
Anything owned by Kastein - Adiabatic
Kia Rio - Elephanthead
Pontiac Solstice - bolind
Anything British - Korwen
Not Miata - Krakkles
No car is the wrong car with the right state of mind - stump
The Hamster Car, whatever it's called. Kia Soul, I think. - Spicy Guacamole
M1 Abrams Tank - leica
Geo Metro - CharlesM
Anything VAG - Quite A Tool
Dodge Neon - Safety Dance
Jeep CJ5 or CJ7 - Team140
The aforementioned straight piped RX-7 - Terrible Robot
Suzuki Cappuccino - InitialDave
Peel P50 - AcidRonin
Literally anything with a Chrysler A604 - Rex Rabidorum Vires
Any Porsche - ilkhan
Reliant Robin - Deeters
Chevy Volt - Meatpimp
Hummer - El Jebus
Pontiac Fiero - Tommychu
A schoolbus full of poorly behaved children - Simkin


Question 6: All road trips are memorable in some way, but I think a trip to __________ would be most memorable of all.

Alaska - 7
TheFonz
Korwen
Spicy Guacamole
CharlesM
LloydDobler
Team140
Terrible Robot

Nurburgring - 4
NitroSpazzz
Das Volk
Deeters
Quite A Tool

Across the U.S. - 4
stump
Turb
SSJOnizuka
InitialDave

Tierra Del Fuego - 2
KozmoNaut
bolind

Grand Canyon - 2
Elephanthead
CannonFodder

The West Coast - 2
CornHolio
AcidRonin

Laguna Seca - 2
Somewhat Heroic
Tommychu

Las Vegas - 2
Pham Nuwen
Meatpimp

ACES:

The Lane Motor Museum - Seat Safety Switch
Maine - Elmnt80
North Korea - Cat Terrist
Your mom's house - sadnessboner
Going to the Sun Road, Glacier Park, Montana - The Locator
Los Angeles via Las Vegas and Barstow - Liquid Communism
Detroit - Ephphatha
Miata - God is Bed
Baghdad - Freelop
Bucephalus’s house - Adiabatic
The Miata factory - Krakkles
Cook County Assessor's Office, Chicago, IL - IOwnCalculus
Pebble Beach Concours d'Elegance - Mat_Drinks
The Bahamas - leica
Arcadia National Forest - River Raid
Drag Week - Maksimus54
Mount Washington - Safety Dance
Inuvik - Slung Blade
The Rocky Mountains - Bajaha
24 Hours of Lemons - Rex Rabidorum Vires
Le Mans - ilkhan
The Indy 500 - SFH1989
The UK - Stormdrain
North Pole - El Jebus
Olympus Mons, riding on the Curiosity rover like a pony - Simkin

MrChips fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Apr 23, 2015

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 6:

TheFonz - 36
Pham Nuwen - 36
Elmnt80 - 34
Terrible Robot - 28
Korwen - 27
Bajaha - 27
IOwnCalculus - 26
Rex Rabidorum Vires - 25
CornHolio - 24
CannonFodder - 24
The Locator - 23
NitroSpazzz - 23
LloydDobler - 22
SSJOnizuka - 21
Team140 - 21
Tommychu - 21
Quite A Tool - 20
KozmoNaut - 19
Spicy Guacamole - 19
SFH1989 - 19
Freelop - 18
bolind - 18
sadnessboner - 17
InitialDave - 17
Seat Safety Switch - 16
Cat Terrist - 16
Mat_Drinks - 16
Liquid Communism - 15
Maksimus54 - 15
CharlesM - 15
Slung Blade - 15
Ephphatha - 14
God is Bed - 14
Somewhat Heroic - 14
Stormdrain - 14
Deeters - 14
AcidRonin - 13
Das Volk - 13
Krakkles - 12
Turb - 12
Elephanthead - 11
River Raid - 11
Safety Dance - 10
stump - 9
ilkhan - 9
El Jebus - 9
Simkin - 8
leica - 7
Meatpimp - 7
Adiabatic - 6


See you tomorrow for the reveal of questions 7 and 8!

MrChips fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Apr 23, 2015

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

MrChips posted:

Cook County Assessor's Office, Chicago, IL - IOwnCalculus

Also can I just say that while all the answers to #6 were good, this is the proest answer of all.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Alaska, that's a good one! I went with Vegas since it's so stereotypical, although having done a road trip to Vegas it palls after the first few hours.

Edit: also holy gently caress IOC

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


MrChips posted:

Nurburgring - 3
NitroSpazzz
Das Volk
Deeters


The Nurburgring - Quite A Tool

I think you may have miscounted

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE
drat the smart4two. How could i have forgotten that. Really thought i was going to get more with the peele p50

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

MrChips posted:

Also can I just say that while all the answers to #6 were good, this is the proest answer of all.

Very confused by that, anyone care to explain?

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





StormDrain posted:

Very confused by that, anyone care to explain?

I got it and am sad that I didn't give that answer, especially given my coordinating answer to question #4. Dammit IOwnCalculus, where were you on #4? :argh: (same place I was on #6 I guess).

Hint StormDrain - See this post - http://forums.somethingawful.com/newreply.php?action=newreply&postid=444393409#post444353336

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



StormDrain posted:

Very confused by that, anyone care to explain?

It's the place to go if you're on a mission from god.

And you have to pay taxes.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





MrChips posted:

No car is the wrong car with the right state of mind - stump

This is a pro answer.

The Locator posted:

I got it and am sad that I didn't give that answer, especially given my coordinating answer to question #4. Dammit IOwnCalculus, where were you on #4? :argh: (same place I was on #6 I guess).

After I saw your answer on 4, I was secretly hoping that my answer on 6 would end up not being an ace :v:

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

The Locator posted:

I got it and am sad that I didn't give that answer, especially given my coordinating answer to question #4. Dammit IOwnCalculus, where were you on #4? :argh: (same place I was on #6 I guess).

Hint StormDrain - See this post - http://forums.somethingawful.com/newreply.php?action=newreply&postid=444393409#post444353336

Eh I thought so, it just didn't come up on google search. Haven't watched that movie since I was old enough to appreciate it.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





IOwnCalculus posted:

After I saw your answer on 4, I was secretly hoping that my answer on 6 would end up not being an ace :v:

Yea, I have no idea why I answered the car, but not the destination. I'm not very good at this game.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Apparently I'm bad at this "trying to lose" thing. Stop agreeing with me, people! :argh:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Smart4two, gently caress why didnt I think of that.

IOC should get points for best answer for Q6. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn dude.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Deeters posted:

I think you may have miscounted

Fixed.

StormDrain posted:

Eh I thought so, it just didn't come up on google search. Haven't watched that movie since I was old enough to appreciate it.

Blues Brothers is a seriously good movie. Also the musical cast is a virtual Who's Who of American music.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Florida to Maine would be an awesome trip and I dare anyone to prove me wrong. :colbert:

SFH1989
Apr 23, 2007

TheFonz posted:

We'll just shake it off

I wish I had the same answer as you on more of these.

Mat_Drinks
Nov 18, 2002

mmm this nitromethane gets my supercharger runnin'
I'm the only one that wants to road trip to Pebble Beach?! :(

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Deeters posted:

Any wagon with a rear facing seat is a correct answer.

Truth.

I should have specified the Roadmaster.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Mat_Drinks posted:

I'm the only one that wants to road trip to Pebble Beach?! :(

No, after reading yours I went 'oh yes definitely this too'. That and the 'Ring, but my mind only limited me to things on the American continent. These answers might be good to stick on a bucket list, I guess Laguna Seca is kind of the Nurburgring of America.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Elmnt80 posted:

Florida to [insert destination here] would be an awesome trip and I dare anyone to prove me wrong. :colbert:

i agree leaving florida would be awesome

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug

MrChips posted:

Tierra Del Fuego - 2
KozmoNaut
bolind

:denmark: :respek: :denmark:

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I didn't know Alaska would be such a popular destination. Inuvik is a pretty wild destination too.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


MrChips posted:

Blues Brothers is a seriously good movie. Also the musical cast is a virtual Who's Who of American music.

Amen to that. I recently found the soundtrack on LP for $2 at a thrift shop, and it's just so good.


:hfive:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Still in the top 10, that won't last.

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CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

MrChips posted:

Question 5: Conversely, I can't think of a car/truck/whatever more inappropriate for a road trip than this one.


A schoolbus full of poorly behaved children - Simkin



Really though, I have two kids, and this would be the absolute worst. Pretty sure a cop would let go if they pulled you over after witnessing you drinking some vodka straight-up while driving.

Also, woooo ninth place!

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