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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald



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"drat dey got dem new balance kicks"

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
they are comfortable shoes that are stylish and reasonably priced. I don't see the problem here.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
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It's actually Vans. Vans, OP..

dk2m
May 6, 2009
8 year old new balances
white knee high socks
khaki shorts
collared shirt
annoyed disposition
boner

- circa 2001 nerd

i wonder when hispters will coopt this

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

The Taint Reaper posted:

they are comfortable shoes that are stylish and reasonably priced. I don't see the problem here.

please, tell us what else you consider stylish

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
New Balance, or NB for short sounds like the Chinese word for "cow's oval office" which has made these shoes very popular in China. In China, for some reason "cow's oval office" means awesome, amazing, cool etc.

New Balance, shoes for America, shoes for China, shoes for the world.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


So who got to walk away in their New Balance shoes OP?

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Farmland Park posted:

New Balance, or NB for short sounds like the Chinese word for "cow's oval office" which has made these shoes very popular in China. In China, for some reason "cow's oval office" means awesome, amazing, cool etc.

New Balance, shoes for America, shoes for China, shoes for the world.

lol "for some reason" like you've never been balls deep in slick cow pussy

Math Debater
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
yeah i wear New Balance shoes, they're pretty comfy. gently caress needing to buy shoes and many other essential items. life is way too stressful to be worthwhile.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

new balance is for fuckin posers

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
990s are good, but their made in China low end poo poo sucks.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


they are for nerds and they are ugly poo poo

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Are they good for running or just tacky?

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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Which is the most normal shoe for me?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
New Balance is a company that has sneakers with wide sizings available.

I've been using a pair of NB's at the gym for a couple years. They're nice.

naem
May 29, 2011

I enjoy comfortable clothing and also stabbing

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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Please reassure me that my taste in shoes is normal.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

Are they good for running or just tacky?
I run with mine. Never had any problems.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

jarvis cocker posted:

please, tell us what else you consider stylish

most of the loving nikes and reeboks are like pink, orange, and neon now. They look like clown shoes.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
aren't new balance like no name shoes?

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



The Taint Reaper posted:

they are comfortable shoes that are stylish and reasonably priced. I don't see the problem here.

I believe you mean "style-ish."

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



The only people who wear new balance are yuppies and nerds who buy the same pair of shoes when one gets worn out.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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SmokaDustbowl posted:

aren't new balance like no name shoes?

wtf?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I have a pair of skate shoes I can stomp into and a pair of chucks

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
no matter who you are if you don't have a pair of chucks I don't know what you're doing with yourself

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
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SmokaDustbowl posted:

no matter who you are if you don't have a pair of chucks I don't know what you're doing with yourself

Welp I guess that's the most Normal shoe!

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

gay sewer monster posted:

Welp I guess that's the most Normal shoe!

yah

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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A GIRL, WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU SOULD ATTAIN: Nice blue chucks.
ME: THanks, I'm normal.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
they don't have to be blue they are inexpensive and come in a variety of colours for everyone's taste

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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SmokaDustbowl posted:

they don't have to be blue they are inexpensive and come in a variety of colours for everyone's taste

Girls like shades of blue.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
gay sewer monster you have a pretty good username but you're a real bad poster

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
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SmokaDustbowl posted:

gay sewer monster you have a pretty good username but you're a real bad poster

I get that a lot.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
long live matt bonner, new balance king of the united states

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
way to look like a scared little b!*ch right before you get stabbed

ProfessorBooty
Jan 25, 2004

Amulet of the Dark
I like SAS shoes. Dorky, but ridiculously comfy for walking shoes. Built to last, too.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

ProfessorBooty posted:

I like SAS shoes. Dorky, but ridiculously comfy for walking shoes. Built to last, too.

but are they good to get stabbed in

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
That white dude is in one of those wing chun bruce lee stances. He might have won this

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
that white dude is like WAIT A SEC I NEED TO SET MY FANTASY LINEUP

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

that white dude is like WAIT A SEC I NEED TO SET MY FANTASY LINEUP

he reached for his katana, found it missing and shouted "time out!"

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
As opposed to OLD Balance?

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