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Hobohemian posted:Avengers 2 was pretty boring. The opening is excruciating. Not a good movie. also had a lame growling CGI villain.
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Don Cheadle was the only redeeming factor they should literally just make it a first person film about him ignoring the whole rest of the story
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May 2, 2015 16:49
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lol what is this loving gay rear end poo poo? The first Avengers was incomprehensible garbage that made the last Transformers movie look like a sensible and well-polished film for intellectuals. sure can't wait to see Avengers 2: A bunch of loving gay comic dudes gently caress each other up the rear end for 2 hours Ultron.
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May 2, 2015 16:51
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Dead Gay Romans posted:lol what is this loving gay rear end poo poo? 
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May 2, 2015 16:54
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Avengers was fun and I hope everyone has fun at the movies no matter their selection of fim.
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May 2, 2015 16:55
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The Taint Reaper posted:Seriously it's really hurting Disney that they can't touch X-Men and the other Fox marvel Properties at all because it was so obvious that it was needed. I think it's going to be garbage because it's a garbage movie for children.
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May 2, 2015 16:56
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kids stuff is a lot better quality than this poo poo. dumb and gay thor doesn't even take his shirt off kung fu panda is unironically my favourite film except for drunken master that's like equal
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May 2, 2015 17:00
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Dead Gay Romans posted:lol what is this loving gay rear end poo poo? what's it like to be retarded
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May 2, 2015 17:04
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Dead Gay Romans posted:lol what is this loving gay rear end poo poo? but it had shawarma
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May 2, 2015 17:10
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Nation posted:Don Cheadle was the only redeeming factor they should literally just make it a first person film about him ignoring the whole rest of the story Spader was good imho
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May 2, 2015 17:10
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I liked it when the movie made fun of the arrow man. (twice)
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May 2, 2015 17:11
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etalian posted:also had a lame growling CGI villain. 
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May 2, 2015 17:17
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I liked how they handled the Vision. "I'm a crazy half human half robot thing made out of pieces of the brains of three artificial intelligences and it's crazy and I'm just working out what's going and morality and poo poo" and then he just picks up Thor's hammer and hands it to him so the audience get's oh, he's a good guy and the punching can start again.
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May 2, 2015 17:25
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Nation posted:kids stuff is a lot better quality than this poo poo. dumb and gay thor doesn't even take his shirt off Actually, not only do we see Thor with no shirt on, we see him all wet and bothered and swinging his long wet hair around.
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May 2, 2015 17:28
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Trap sprung human being
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May 2, 2015 17:46
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Still no scar jo tits However, there was a Hide the Zucchini comment.
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May 2, 2015 17:52
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Nation posted:Trap sprung human being That was no trap. 
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May 2, 2015 17:53
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Nation posted:Trap sprung human being look at this dude pretending he didnt repeatedly jerk it to thor right in the middle of the theatre like everyone else
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May 2, 2015 17:54
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goons always claim to hate popular things like publicly beating off to moving images of chris hemsworth
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May 2, 2015 17:55
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Didn't he appear at the end of guardians? I thought this movie was literally about them fighting thanos.
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May 2, 2015 17:56
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a pipe smoking dog posted:goons always claim to hate popular things like publicly beating off to moving images of chris hemsworth My theater was overpowered with the smell of bleach
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May 2, 2015 17:56
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thor gay, so what
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Avengers 2 are like a Michael Bay movie would be if Michael Bay wasn't a retarded pedophile.
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May 2, 2015 18:06
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i hate popular things too guys
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a pipe smoking dog posted:goons always claim to hate popular things like publicly beating off to moving images of chris hemsworth I was going great until everyone touched the hammer then it felt like an orgy
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May 2, 2015 18:16
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ZombieParts posted:thor gay, so what Loki is alternatively trans or a gay child
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May 2, 2015 18:20
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David Copperfield posted:Loki is alternatively trans or a gay child Have you seen the movies? He's transitioning from Frost Giant. 
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May 2, 2015 18:23
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Dead Gay Romans posted:lol what is this loving gay rear end poo poo? I'd go if it were just a bunch of hot guys reaming each other up the rear end. unfortunately, instead it's punchy mans with bad outfits and space quips. I hate superhero movies, except Captain America for some reason.
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May 2, 2015 18:27
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Nation posted:kids stuff is a lot better quality than this poo poo. dumb and gay thor doesn't even take his shirt off kung pu panda rocks
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May 2, 2015 18:28
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Avengers..basically 5 guys
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May 2, 2015 18:32
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Pick posted:I'd go if it were just a bunch of hot guys reaming each other up the rear end. unfortunately, instead it's punchy mans with bad outfits and space quips. Winter Soldier basically owned because it didn't have piles of CGI fight scenes or whendon quirkiness overload.
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May 2, 2015 18:34
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Quicksilver was done better in the X-Men movies. Should tell you all you need to know about the Avengers
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May 2, 2015 18:35
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I just want to see Thanos: the hands of fate
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May 2, 2015 18:39
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Jst0rm posted:I just want to see Thanos: the hands of fate This
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May 2, 2015 18:41
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a pipe smoking dog posted:He did that at the end of the last one as well Infinity war will be about the avengers fighting all of thanos' guys for both movies then they'll kill him off in a post credits scene Thanos'll be like RRRAAHHH *gets blasted* AARRGGGHH!
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May 2, 2015 18:41
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Nefarious posted:what's it like to be retarded I don't know dude, I'd imagine it involves a lot of comic books and grown men paying to see Avengers 2 though.
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May 2, 2015 18:44
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Pick posted:kung pu panda rocks Serious post: Almost all of the big-budget animated kids movies blow away anything Marvel or DC has vomited forth onto the silver screen. Seriously, these movies are bad. So loving bad.
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May 2, 2015 18:46
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etalian posted:Winter Soldier basically owned because it didn't have piles of CGI fight scenes or whendon quirkiness overload. I liked the first one too because Captain America was actually fighting a villain that preceded him as opposed to getting lauded for stomping a villain he personally created. Also he seems like a pretty stellar fellow.
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May 2, 2015 18:46
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This movie perpetuates the idea that quiet dorks like Dr. Banner can be attractive to hot women. Black Widow is the Manic Pixie Dream Girl to the Hulk. Also she spends the end of the movie staring at a wall when Banner leaves the team because she realizes she'll never get a chance to enjoy Hulk dick.
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Android Bicyclist posted:This movie perpetuates the idea that quiet dorks like Dr. Banner can be attractive to hot women. Black Widow is the Manic Pixie Dream Girl to the Hulk. 
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