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Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPW83Bzv-dA

Worth the watch (if you can find the full episode), especially for the later part where he is a doctor.

Has a brief appearance by this guy too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_x_7gCK84

Jusupov fucked around with this message at 09:05 on May 7, 2015

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The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
oh God, the comments

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Nucken Futz posted:

I dropped a spoon on the ground, and the sound I got was a ting ting .. clunk.


?

welcome to the thread, 婷婷

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

你好 婷婷肯!

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
lol this thread went to total poo poo almost as soon as Levon gimmick migrated to twitter

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLQHGyCeIx0

this is china, right?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Nagato posted:

lol this thread went to total poo poo almost as soon as Levon gimmick migrated to twitter

this thread started in total poo poo son, we never left

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

White people's martial arts movies are funny.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!






. jay pee gee

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


simplefish posted:


. jay pee gee

This is a baller as gently caress van wizard

Barracuda Bang!
Oct 21, 2008

The first rule of No Avatar Club is: you do not talk about No Avatar Club. The second rule of No Avatar Club is: you DO NOT talk about No Avatar Club
Grimey Drawer

simplefish posted:





. jay pee gee

oh poo poo yeah, i forgot about pictures

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747


was shooting some B roll yesterday

gambling away all your money on k-pop themed arcade games behind the night market

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747


night market food



night market chef



on the way to the night market (this one needs some grading)



non iconic shot of taipei at night

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
I actually have a million stills from commercials and things I've shot if you want me to post them i can?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

no, definitely don't post china jpegs in the china.jpg thread

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Funny and great video of a grown man kicking and beating a three-year-old boy in glorious CHINAR https://www.miaopai.com/show/12XyFAREd73GZb6Qlrz10Q__.htm

How many people gonna 看热闹 ?

Seriously don't watch the video if it might bother you, it's a grown man seriously attacking a small child like not slapping but trying to kill him. I think if that group hadn't run out of the shop and stopped him he would have killed the kid with that metal dustpan. :ohdear:

Arglebargle III fucked around with this message at 14:07 on May 7, 2015

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747


這是我好朋友。他不是一個普通的人。

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Arglebargle III posted:

Funny and great video of a grown man kicking and beating a three-year-old boy in glorious CHINAR https://www.miaopai.com/show/12XyFAREd73GZb6Qlrz10Q__.htm

How many people gonna 看热闹 ?

holy poo poo...

like three people walk past, look at the kid getting beat, and keep walking

finally someone comes out, instant crowd there to kan re nao, no one helps the kid. so busy doing kan re nao that the beater almost just walks away, finally they decide to chase him. Every guy starts stomping on the beater, kid lies there hurt, no one comes to his aid because they are all too busy watching the guy get stomped on.

Like... a full minute later someone finally thinks to help the kid...

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Yeah j/k that video is awful and I think the guy who immediately jumps the beater and then later prevents him from leaving is the only one who behaves sensibly.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Arglebargle III posted:

no, definitely don't post china jpegs in the china.jpg thread

actually they're pictures of taiwan

Sleepfin
Sep 2, 2008
Traditional Chinese breakfast, the hot dog.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Jeoh posted:

actually they're pictures of taiwan

ARE YOU SAYING TAIWAN IS NOT CHINA?????!!!!!!!!!111

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Grand Fromage posted:

My favorite friend story is one I have who speaks Korean pretty well. He was at a casino in the Philippines at a table with Koreans, who were all telling each other what cards they had in Korean for cheating purposes. He played innocent American and after winning a thousand dollars off them he stood up, thanked them profusely in Korean, then left in a shower of cursing and screaming.

This guy is my new hero!

My old hero (did something similar) was a coworker of mine from England had been teaching in Korea for two years prior to us teaching at the same school. He knew a bit of Korean, and could get by if the other person talked slowly. At this high school we shared an office with 4 other Korean teachers and they would be talking non-stop in Korean. On the last week of the school year there was a special assembly on the Monday where all of the teachers would get up and give a speech to the entire student body, staff, and parents who showed up. I went up, said how amazing it was to teach there, how I made so many new friends, fell in love with Korea. . . blah blah (what one would expect a foreign teacher to say).

My coworker had been practicing for a few weeks and went up, said pretty much everything I did, but in perfectly fluent Korean. At no point during the year had he let on that he knew Korean (beyond a few key phrases) and by the end of the speech (5 minutes of fluent Korean with no English uttered) the majority of the Korean staff were speechless, mouth agape, and some of them visibly sweating. For the remaining 4 days the staff were grilling myself, my coworker, and even asking students where he was teaching next (they knew it was a University in the southern half of the country). We assumed they were trying to sabotage his job before he started due to the stuff he heard that he shouldn't have. (mostly horribly racist poo poo about the Chinese and Japanese foreign teachers, taking bribes from parents, banging student's moms, talking about which female staff members they would nail, and talking about the principal and his personal assistant's "lunch meetings"). Another theory was that they were going to warn the University that they were getting a foreigner that could speak Korean, so they would have to be careful around him.

While in China I had similar issues with my Chinese co-teachers, as I could understand a little of what they were saying, while I was in the room. Most of it was, "I wonder if this guy is rich, should we invite him to lunch?".

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Arglebargle III posted:

ARE YOU SAYING TAIWAN IS NOT CHINA?????!!!!!!!!!111

Taiwan is in a political superposition

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Arglebargle III posted:

Funny and great video of a grown man kicking and beating a three-year-old boy in glorious CHINAR https://www.miaopai.com/show/12XyFAREd73GZb6Qlrz10Q__.htm

How many people gonna 看热闹 ?

Seriously don't watch the video if it might bother you, it's a grown man seriously attacking a small child like not slapping but trying to kill him. I think if that group hadn't run out of the shop and stopped him he would have killed the kid with that metal dustpan. :ohdear:

That is one of the most hosed up things that I have seen in a long while. What kind of poo poo would think that he can stomp a toddler to death on the open street like that?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

JaucheCharly posted:

That is one of the most hosed up things that I have seen in a long while. What kind of poo poo would think that he can stomp a toddler to death on the open street like that?

What I can't understand is that you're seeing a toddler doing something incredibly cute ("haha it's cleaning a street, how precious") and that immediately throws you into a murderous rage.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Blistex posted:

While in China I had similar issues with my Chinese co-teachers, as I could understand a little of what they were saying, while I was in the room. Most of it was, "I wonder if this guy is rich, should we invite him to lunch?".

That is great. I also never let on how much Korean I spoke because it was fun to mess with people. My Korean actually is terrible so they didn't have much to worry about, but I did catch some fun stuff now and then.

My students never caught on despite literal years of me punishing them for things they were saying in Korean, but never connecting the dots

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Modest Mao posted:

Taiwan is in a political superposition

ARE YOU SAYING TAIWAN IS HIGH THAN CHINA?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

JaucheCharly posted:

That is one of the most hosed up things that I have seen in a long while. What kind of poo poo would think that he can stomp a toddler to death on the open street like that?

A破哦哦哦哦哦哦Parently he is a spirit ill man.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Sleepfin posted:

Traditional Chinese breakfast, the hot dog.



my first thoughts about that is "that's really cheap" and "that's still less appealing than cheaper stuff I've had in China".

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Arglebargle III posted:

A破哦哦哦哦哦哦Parently

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Please stop doxxing me.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

So, whitey is just inherently incapable of learning asian languages? They manage to learn foreign languages themselves, how do they not connect the dots on this poo poo?

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sleepfin posted:

Traditional Chinese breakfast, the hot dog.



Got to love how they managed to murder something that's already dead.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
[Insert ethnicity here] is innately superior, whitey just caught us by surprise, that's all!

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

You have hurt (harvested) the feelings (penis) of the caucasian people.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


waitwhatno posted:

So, whitey is just inherently incapable of learning asian languages? They manage to learn foreign languages themselves, how do they not connect the dots on this poo poo?

A shocking number of people in Asia consider themselves to be literally a different, superior species to other races

Like I wasn't allowed to donate blood in Korea because foreign blood is different and if you injected it into a Korean the Korean would die

All this poo poo is less common among younger people who have actually traveled abroad and are aware of the world more.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oh look, Jackie Chan continues to be a terrible person.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-32620313

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Grand Fromage posted:

That is great. I also never let on how much Korean I spoke because it was fun to mess with people. My Korean actually is terrible so they didn't have much to worry about, but I did catch some fun stuff now and then.

My students never caught on despite literal years of me punishing them for things they were saying in Korean, but never connecting the dots

Whenever I have Korean exchange student who tries to slip in Korean swears (that he has already told his classmates, and they all think it is an inside joke) I'll wait until he says it, his classmates laugh, and then I'll look straight at him and say, "죽을래?" (want to die?).

This usually results in a "deer in headlights" look followed by the Korean student shooting his cohorts a "poo poo, we've been made" look. If they try and apologize later I'll just follow up with something like, "다시는 절대" (never again) and they will from then on be under the impression that I am 100% fluent.

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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

WarpedNaba posted:

[Insert ethnicity here] is innately superior, whitey just caught us by surprise, that's all!

Temporarily embarrassed master race

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