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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I just saw Freddy Mercury at the bar.

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quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

top gear's dudes are all gone

letterman is retiring

espn is getting rid of the one dude I actually enjoyed listening to (Bill Simmons)

jon stewart is leaving the daily show

man everything is ending and it blows

welcome to getting old. stuff keeps ending.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

elite_garbage_man posted:

gip q of the week:

Should i gently caress a stripper?

e: just found out she has 5 kids fuckin lol

This isn't bad news, just means she's DTF & makes poor decisions. Of course, "stripper" means you already knew that.



His has me rethinking all sorts of things :psyduck:

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q
guys egm is a pro at this leave him alone

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

elite_garbage_man posted:

naw, they're both strippers home boy. I just signed up on this dating site tonight, and this was the first loving message I got.

the internet is full of wonders, my friends

She gonna take your kidneys.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I just saw Freddy Mercury at the bar.

Was he having a drink with Andy Kaufman and DB Cooper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHLY5_QJr0k

Yessss

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Season 2 was cool.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Nuke this world. All the fat crybabies will just be fuel for the nuclear fire.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Can human fat melt steel beams?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Metal May continues with Slayer Saturday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUPoi16rTqU

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Maybe you could tone it down with the fitness stuff?



lol

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Fat people should have to pay higher taxes.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
A person who was assured by their doctor that workout out would hurt.






A person that has never attempted to work out...to the point where they need to be assured by "a doctor" that the thing they never did would hurt.





gently caress this dumb universe.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Our resident mil doc put it best: there isn't a medical condition that can overcome the laws of physics, if you consume fewer calories than you burn, you will lose weight.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

KirbyKhan posted:

Can human fat melt steel beams?

No, but jet fuel can melt human fat.




So can nuclear fire.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Reign Of Pain posted:

Fat people should have to pay higher taxes.
This, very seriously.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Just saw Age of Ultron for the second time (first time buddy had an extra ticket, this time I took the kid). Movie loving owns. Spader's the man, Renner gets to act, and hearing the crowd audibly gasp when Vision does that thing that nobody expected was awesome. And naturally, someone loses an arm because apparently that's a thing.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

These are my calves, and I hope it triggers everyone of you.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
:q:

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Oh hey there, saw you checkin me out. You hang out in these parts often? :smug:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Someone post the "my music is very grown up" ISIS song video. I can't find it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pImXQnQIunU

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

MurderBot posted:

These are my calves, and I hope it triggers everyone of you.



Been hauling 75 pounds of marijuana across the desert?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

MurderBot posted:

These are my calves, and I hope it triggers everyone of you.



cool wolfenstein socks

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Uh they're Zia socks from New Mexico thanks you should understand my culture ever since I moved down here.

11B Edit: lol yeah just saw the resemblance.

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 03:36 on May 10, 2015

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Happy Mother's Day


http://i.imgur.com/w2KWhq7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HZRBbSH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/YjBKhdF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/N8VwnTk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zbMhLgy.jpg


Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:eyepop:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkM48Kmk0yY

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1431139878619.webm

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Crimson tide owns

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

I'm dying

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

lmfbo

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

loving lol

holocaust bloopers posted:

Crimson tide owns

I'm going to count to three, then I'm going to blow your loving head off!

1...2...poo poo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHMER1h4BNU

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






amazing, absolutely amazing

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Surprised my mom by showing up last night. Taking her to see the Avengers today.

Call your mom. She misses you.

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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Someone should make a :patriot: but with the ISIS flag.

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