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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

HOW COULD YOU posted:

I am a Boston Bruins fan, I can only get off when other people don't like players I like

x2

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Twat Nosferatu
Aug 14, 2008

Will never be too bitter to hate M. St. Louis.

But still go Bolts.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

tofes posted:

This whole "please like my team" from Rangers fans is just sad

I want everyone to acknowledge that I make good decisions about hockey teams

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

tofes posted:

This whole "please like my team" from Rangers fans is just sad

It really is. gently caress the Rangers.

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Grimby posted:

Is there anything on Canadian TV besides hockey that someone would want to get in to watch?

MAD TV's Will Sasso is going to be hosting a prank show! I mean, that's peak entertainment!

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

tofes posted:

This whole "please like my team" from Rangers fans is just sad

Yeah lets get back to chirping wonderllama and making fun of all the bad teams and the dumb people who support them :)

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The Bolts are the least objectionable team to win The Cup. Go Bolts.

Boo all the other remaining teams.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

yellowcar posted:

The Bolts are the least objectionable team to win The Cup. Go Bolts.

Boo all the other remaining teams.

go bolts


i guess


sorta


sure

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Go The New York Rangers Hockey club featuring the amazing Kreiderman.

I look forward to angrily chirping Wonderllama.l because he's a cool dude and I enjoy his posting.

Added bonus: no more Kawilimus posts :3:

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

tofes posted:

This whole "please like my team" from Rangers fans is just sad

There is a reason why everyone hates the chippy babyface in wrestling who is just there to entertain you, the fan. It reeks of desperation, and everyone just wants to cheer for the cool, anti-authority figure who comes out on a hog and drinkin' beers. This is why I choose to cheer for the Chicago Blackhawks.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

yellowcar posted:

The Bolts are the least objectionable team to win The Cup. Go Bolts.

Boo all the other remaining teams.

Seriously. Normally I loathe the team that eliminates the Habs but I guess I resigned myself to the Habs sucking in the regular season so it's hard to be mad at the Lightning. I hated the 2004 version more than the current team.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Twat Nosferatu posted:

Will never be too bitter to hate M. St. Louis.

You're going to have a lot of RAS right there with you.

E: and if Callahan scores at will like he did earlier in the season it's going to be even worse.

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

Twin Cinema posted:

There is a reason why everyone hates the chippy babyface in wrestling who is just there to entertain you, the fan. It reeks of desperation, and everyone just wants to cheer for the cool, anti-authority figure who comes out on a hog and drinkin' beers. This is why I choose to cheer for the Chicago Blackhawks.

Good man, hail Satan.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




LmaoTheKid posted:

You're going to have a lot of RAS right there with you.

E: and if Callahan scores at will like he did earlier in the season it's going to be even worse.

Callahan is dead.

He ate too much poutine and his pancreas died or something.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
He practiced this morning

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
I kinda want Handsome Hank to get the cup

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
:getin:

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

I kinda want Handsome Hank to get the cup

Him and Boudreau are the only guys I give a gently caress about.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Furnaceface posted:

Callahan is dead.

He ate too much poutine and his pancreas died or something.

RIP

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




If your team is eliminated you should just be hoping that one (or both!) series turns out like the Hawks/Kings series from last year. Fun and exciting hockey where you have no emotions invested on either side is the best kind of playoff hockey. :colbert:

Go Hawks Hail Satan

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
I don't want the Rangers to win because I'm a fan. I don't want them to win so that I feel the glory of victory. I don't want them to win to validate their talent.

I want them to win so that I can watch the forums burn.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Overwined posted:

I don't want the Rangers to win because I'm a fan. I don't want them to win so that I feel the glory of victory. I don't want them to win to validate their talent.

I want them to win so that I can watch the forums burn.

The forums would burn a hell of a lot more if Anaheim won

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Lundqvist deserves a championship

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

NHL chat dies about two days after the cup is won regardless of who wins. I think everyone retreats into a shell until preseason.

About the only thing that gets people fired up is dirty hits or bad signings.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

xzzy posted:

NHL chat dies about two days after the cup is won regardless of who wins. I think everyone retreats into a shell until preseason FREE AGENY FRENZY :supaburn:.

About the only thing that gets people fired up is dirty hits or bad signings.

:colbert:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Lundqvist deserves a championship

Kimmo deserves one more :colbert:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

What even is a Ranger? Lightning is scary and dumb. Blackhawks? That's racist. Clearly a duck is the only worthy namesake and thus Anaheim is destined to win.

Quack Quack.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Lightning is cool and good, the Blackhawks are named for a military unit, Rangers do things in forests, ducks are loving annoying

dandaman
Dec 30, 2005

Go Bolts, just because I'm a Panthers fan and I'm tired of the elitist Canadian fans talking poo poo about hockey not belonging in Florida.

So a Florida team winning the Cup would induce the most number of bitch tears from said group of assholes.

But if NY wins, that's not horrible either because Lundqvist is the man and he deserves a Cup.

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Glambags posted:

Yeah lets get back to chirping wonderllama and making fun of all the bad teams and the dumb people who support them :)

Wonderllama is a proper supporter of a hockey team in the third round. Everyone else is just bitter that Kreider killed their goalie or something. Tricher pour gagner!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

dandaman posted:

Go Bolts, just because I'm a Panthers fan and I'm tired of the elitist Canadian fans talking poo poo about hockey not belonging in Florida.

Based on the past 22 years of the NHL, I'd say hockey doesn't belong in Canada. :haw:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Half the league and all the good players come from here so you guys can gently caress right off until your country starts pulling its weight.

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
i do not care if people do not like the New York Rangers hockey club, but, hell, I like em

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
my favorite players on the New York rangers are henrik lundqvist, cam talbot, Kevin klein, Matt hunwick, Dan girardi, marc staal, Ryan mcdonagh, Keith yandle, James sheppard, jt miller, martin St. Louis, Kevin Hayes, Carl hagelin, dominic Moore, Jesper fast, Derek stepan, Chris kreider, Rick Nash, mats zuccarello, and derick brassard

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

a false posted:

my favorite players on the New York rangers are henrik lundqvist, cam talbot, Kevin klein, Matt hunwick, Dan girardi, marc staal, Ryan mcdonagh, Keith yandle, James sheppard, jt miller, martin St. Louis, Kevin Hayes, Carl hagelin, dominic Moore, Jesper fast, Derek stepan, Chris kreider, Rick Nash, mats zuccarello, and derick brassard

All cool and good dudes on a likable team IMO.

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Pretty sure the cup will melt if it goes to florida or california so go rangers and hawks, then, go rangers.

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
Hey RAS, can't wait until someone comments about us "circling the wagons" because they didn't realize my list of reasons to "like" the Rangers was mostly digs at other teams.

But I'm cool with wonderllama because he is a fan of a successful hockey team, and the Hawks fans who worship Satan, and I guess mook because Corey Perry seems like a cool guy. dak too because of that old-tyme Neids avatar. Posters with no question of faith.

But gently caress everyone else.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

JoelJoel posted:

Half the league and all the good players come from here so you guys can gently caress right off until your country starts pulling its weight.

*Patrick Kane
Also hail satan

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Zodijackylite posted:

Hey RAS, can't wait until someone comments about us "circling the wagons" because they didn't realize my list of reasons to "like" the Rangers was mostly digs at other teams.

But I'm cool with wonderllama because he is a fan of a successful hockey team, and the Hawks fans who worship Satan, and I guess mook because Corey Perry seems like a cool guy. dak too because of that old-tyme Neids avatar. Posters with no question of faith.

But gently caress everyone else.

have you considered that rather than your joke being too clever for everybody to get that it was actually just kind of eye rolling regardless of intent?

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Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
Tex's Rangers

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