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let me re-phrase that; what is the best way to kill as many bears as possible? its for a project
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i hear AIDS is good too
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ok so you know how they tell you to play dead if a bear comes at you
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May 19, 2015 15:55
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i mean i need a way to get as many bears as possible in the same place at the same time, but they are fairly solitary and majestic creatures, so i need to lure them into a box canyon or something
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i hit post by accident too early but what i meant to say is they tell you to play dead if a bear comes at you , so what i recommend is act really alive and they'll come to you
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:ok so you know how they tell you to play dead if a bear comes at you yeah i dont i think i could do that, i need some kind of bear protection suit or something like a sharkhunter
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May 19, 2015 15:56
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google bear protection suit to see what i mean
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May 19, 2015 15:57
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:i hit post by accident too early but what i meant to say is yeah maybe one or two, i need a lot more than that - like 50-100
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May 19, 2015 15:58
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jet fuel can't melt stray bears
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what if we make a big canyon into a big grill, and call it bear grills or something, we could watch them slowly burn while they try to climb out and we lay down one liners like "i can't bear to watch"
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May 19, 2015 15:59
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satanic splash-back posted:what if we make a big canyon into a big grill, and call it bear grills or something, we could watch them slowly burn while they try to climb out and we lay down one liners like "i can't bear to watch" first i need to get them all in there!!
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May 19, 2015 15:59
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Are bears halal? If not, just invite ISIS. They have a thing for mass murder.
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May 19, 2015 16:00
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Bokito posted:Are bears halal? If not, just invite ISIS. They have a thing for mass murder. why dont you go loving kill yourself you worthless piece of poo poo, this is serious business get the gently caress out
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May 19, 2015 16:01
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-find an amusement park that has the most bears around it -dump a truck full of salmon a little bit inside the entrance (entrances are usually tight and have turnstiles and poo poo so the bears will have to move slowly and get clustered together) -post up in a roller coaster or ferris wheel that isn't moving with a nice vantage point over the entrance and when there's enough bears just open up with a sniper rifle or machine gun or grenades or something
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May 19, 2015 16:03
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dad gay. so what posted:why dont you go loving kill yourself you worthless piece of poo poo, this is serious business get the gently caress out Hey man, just trying to come up with some ideas, you know I got your back on the whole 5 guys thing.
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May 19, 2015 16:04
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:-find an amusement park that has the most bears around it thats a pretty good idea, but i dont think that would be enough
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May 19, 2015 16:04
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Bokito posted:Hey man, just trying to come up with some ideas, you know I got your back on the whole 5 guys thing. whatevs 
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May 19, 2015 16:05
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hey i found some helpbear hunters posted:"Ever wanted to attract a bear of your very own? Well this pictorial guide will allow you to do so in a fuss free, easy to follow manner. Simply follow the instructions as detailed and await your new found friend.
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May 19, 2015 16:05
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a bunch of 5 guys burgers and fries will attract the bears and then the "food" will tear up their insides causing them to poo poo to death
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May 19, 2015 16:06
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oh for fucks sake, how hard is it to brainstorm a way to get 50-100 bears in the same place at the same time without their knowing it? i thought autists were supposed to be smart
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May 19, 2015 16:07
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Are we talking about the animal or the big hairy gay kind BTW?
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May 19, 2015 16:07
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Bokito posted:Are we talking about the animal or the big hairy gay kind BTW? wild bears ursus majoris or something
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May 19, 2015 16:07
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i will probably have a bulldozer to use as well
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May 19, 2015 16:11
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snipers
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May 19, 2015 16:11
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if theyre black bears just call the cops
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May 19, 2015 16:11
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ugh
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ok let me spell it for you. i. need. to. get. 50-100. bears. in. the. same. place. at. the. same. time. thoughts?
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May 19, 2015 16:13
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bait them with 5 guys burgers and fries hamburgers and then keep feeding them the hamburgers until they die of overeating or a myocardial infarction
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May 19, 2015 16:13
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sorry dude, its just business
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May 19, 2015 16:13
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remote controlled robot salmon with operator-activated electric shock sticks, and backup machine guns (at least arranged in different directions in case of multiple bears, or if they attempt an escape). release many of these into the wild, wherever national geographic is currently filming bears grabbing fish out of the air (bears seem to love doing that poo poo on camera). the trick is to hire veteran uav pilots from the us military so they are already trained to kill helpless creatures; the skills will transfer effortlessly to ursine genocide via robotic fish
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May 19, 2015 16:13
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tomstuart posted:bait them ok your pretty much chalked, next
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May 19, 2015 16:14
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Shotgun
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May 19, 2015 16:14
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Sorry I thought you said beers
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May 19, 2015 16:15
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satanic splash-back posted:remote controlled robot salmon with operator-activated electric shock sticks, and backup machine guns (at least arranged in different directions in case of multiple bears, or if they attempt an escape). release many of these into the wild, wherever national geographic is currently filming bears grabbing fish out of the air (bears seem to love doing that poo poo on camera). hmm, thoughtful post, however, you are missing the point. all the bears will be killed at about the same time. i dont really have time to go flying around shooting bears one at a time
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May 19, 2015 16:15
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Professor Tomtom posted:Sorry I thought you said beers lol
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May 19, 2015 16:16
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thanks for the idea. tonight i will shotgun 6 16oz miller lites to kick off bear--- hmm needs a name, not bear week but hmmm
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May 19, 2015 16:17
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-get a magnet and tune it so it only attracts bear hair (get a scientist for this step) -launch the magnet into orbit (get a scientist again, maybe even a different one) -turn on the magnet, sucking all the bears up through the atmosphere (this will kill most of them) -turn off the magnet, dropping the bears back down to earth (this should kill the rest)
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we don't need to gather them in one place, we just need to make them want to gather in one place. i suggest we organize a new program where we watch what they are doing night and day, but never do anything with the surveillance. eventually they will get fed up with being watched while trying to eat, gently caress, poop, or whatever the gently caress bears do. at this point they will complain, but their individual voices will never be heard from above. the resulting emotions may lead to apathy in the general masses, but some will organize, as it is easy to ignore one angry bear, but a group of angry bears is much more difficult ot ignore. once they realize this, they will band together so their voice will be heard, possibly chanting or making signs to hold while angrily yelling or walking around in circles in front of important clearings or riverbeds. it is then that we will strike.
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