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Noctone posted:most people can't afford to do that God bless soviet canuckistan, I haven't paid for an sti screening (outside of taxes maybe)
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toggle posted:define "adventures" hometown buffet
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# ? May 18, 2015 23:04 |
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toggle posted:define "adventures" not watching tv on netflix for a day because you went outside and did things.
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# ? May 19, 2015 00:59 |
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brunch is an adventure, right? every profile reads the same
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toggle posted:every profile reads the same
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# ? May 19, 2015 15:31 |
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it's hard for me to get up in time for brunch tbh
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# ? May 19, 2015 22:46 |
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Literally every profile picture is stealthfat or with dog/cat/lizard
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# ? May 19, 2015 23:29 |
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toggle posted:brunch is an adventure, right? well yeah because if you need to go online to get a date you're probably one of about 3 stereotypes; all repellant either physically, mentally or both.
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# ? May 20, 2015 00:10 |
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opus111 posted:well yeah because if you need to go online to get a date you're probably one of about 3 stereotypes; all repellant either physically, mentally or both. We should expand our dating pool to the homeless, amirite?
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Scald posted:We should expand our dating pool to the homeless, amirite? word, brother.
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# ? May 20, 2015 00:29 |
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The last thing these poor goons need is to be blown off by homeless people. "Sorry I got to cancel on our date tonight, I found a really interesting dead raccoon to poke with a stick by railroad tracks, and there are only enough sticks for one "
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# ? May 20, 2015 00:31 |
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opus111 posted:well yeah because if you need to go online to get a date you're probably one of about 3 stereotypes; all repellant either physically, mentally or both. Only for men. I said it once and I'll say it again - if you can't casually ask a girl out IRL that you met IRL, stop online dating and just sit back, relax and realize you'll be alone forever, or at the very best just date people who will accept your awkward rear end for who you are, which is somebody who sucks. The cute/pretty girls online who list a couple of nerdy things are not their for people like you goons to send some 'desperate plea at companionship' type of message to, they are there to enhance their dating pool. So leave them alone and stick to the dregs you deserve. Tumble fucked around with this message at 03:00 on May 20, 2015 |
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Tumble posted:Only for men. You sound very alone.
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# ? May 20, 2015 04:58 |
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Tumble posted:Only for men. i never get the goon on goon hating in these threads
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# ? May 20, 2015 10:56 |
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lighten up bucky
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# ? May 20, 2015 10:56 |
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toggle posted:i never get the goon on goon hating in these threads It's as close to self analysis as some people are willing to get. Most of these people are projecting so hard you could repurpose them as drive-in movie screeners.
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# ? May 20, 2015 12:36 |
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Me: "How was Malta?" Her: "Very Mediterranean!"
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actionjackson posted:Me: "How was Malta?" Sounds like quite the adventure.
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actionjackson posted:Me: "How was Malta?" tbf I can't think of an adjective that describes Malta better than "Mediterranean" maybe she could have said "It was an island!"
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# ? May 20, 2015 20:50 |
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notZaar posted:It's as close to self analysis as some people are willing to get. Most of these people are projecting so hard you could repurpose them as drive-in movie screeners. oh yeah, thats a good point. are they also the guys who say they're hitting 100% on every message they send out too?
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# ? May 20, 2015 22:15 |
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would
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# ? May 20, 2015 22:20 |
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Tumble posted:Only for men. also lol if you don't get tested at least once a year. nobody does this, but it's basically Not Being a Dirt Bag 101 edit: it's so rare that my doc of all people would always ask me why I bothered if I wasn't exhibiting symptoms TenementFunster fucked around with this message at 22:40 on May 20, 2015 |
# ? May 20, 2015 22:31 |
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If you could already ask out people IRL why would you need internet dates is my question. That's like saying the solution to poverty is being rich from the onset.
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# ? May 20, 2015 22:49 |
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Is that a doll collection on the shelf in the back?
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# ? May 20, 2015 23:06 |
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Whats it like being single? I seem to have forgotten due to my marvelous girlfriend.
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# ? May 20, 2015 23:28 |
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staberind posted:Whats it like being single? sucks
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# ? May 20, 2015 23:31 |
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Man, -2 years together and she's already getting annoyed with him, sounds like a great relationship
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# ? May 21, 2015 00:33 |
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Nice hand?
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# ? May 21, 2015 00:53 |
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Her hand looks perfectly normal to me. Her thumb and index finger at behind her hair things.
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Giblet Plus! posted:Is that a doll collection on the shelf in the back? Looks like it to me.
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# ? May 21, 2015 01:12 |
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staberind posted:Whats it like being single?
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TenementFunster posted:yeah, she's a great lay seconded. i also hosed staberind's gf
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staberind posted:Whats it like being single? all jokes aside i'm literally terrified of permanence and the future and use dating sites to go on something like 50 first dates so far which i think is the name of a dumb movie or book the joy you get from the same boring old hag confuses me and i instead get it from a stranger i hope is better than the last, but its fun even if not because they're new
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# ? May 21, 2015 09:31 |
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some massive, bearded, lumberjacky powerlifter posted:My self-summary
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# ? May 24, 2015 05:09 |
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quote:The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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quote:The most private thing I’m willing to admit same, as well
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all men die but not all men truly live - gandalf
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Aferisan posted:If you could already ask out people IRL why would you need internet dates is my question. That's like saying the solution to poverty is being rich from the onset. To boost my dating pool. If I NEEDED online dating because otherwise I'd be utterly alone, then I'd seriously reevaluate my life and possibly get therapy. And that is real talk too, social anxiety is no joke. My last post was kinda harsh, but I stand by it. TenementFunster posted:this post is true and owns and yea, get tested on the regular, guys.
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Breetai posted:If you settle for mediocre , you will never be more than mediocre -- but first, apply that to yourself -- NOT judge others !!
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