NBA Playoffs Week 5: Conference Finals

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The Clippers collapse was This poll is closed.
The best thing	31	16.67%
The worst thing	17	9.14%
The funniest thing	63	33.87%
THEY DIDN'T PLAY AUSTIN RIVERS ENOUGH	75	40.32%
Total:	186 votes

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

PantsFreeZone posted:

I blame the Knicks for this.

can't wait for prigioni to follow suit tomorrow

# ? May 21, 2015 03:35

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:42

Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Who the gently caress hates Al Horford

I wish I could play in the NBA and then go home to the Dominican Republic, so I am incredibly jealous. That close enough?

# ? May 21, 2015 03:35

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Tae posted:

Is there a more dangerous player than peak JR Smith?

Probably not because he will attempt turnaround, fadeaway, double teamed 3s from beyond the timeline.

# ? May 21, 2015 03:35

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Optimus Subprime posted:

Still a lot of time left in this game. Perhaps the hurricane known as JR Smith has died down?

he's been taking idiotic heat check stepbacks for the whole quarter (and getting every rebound on the other end) but he finally missed so now he needs to be benched because he will not stop

or put LeBron in I think he might defer to LeBron

# ? May 21, 2015 03:36

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Tae posted:

Is there a more dangerous player than peak JR Smith?

Carmelo Anthony, especially against inferior competition. He's got the best pullup jumper in the league and will take idiotically deep threes when he's feeling it. And he will make them

# ? May 21, 2015 03:37

Constellation I: Apr 3, 2005; I'm a sucker, a little fucker.

Still an 11 point deficit despite everything I guess. Hawks need to make shots though for gently caress's sake

# ? May 21, 2015 03:38

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

EvanTH posted:

he's been taking idiotic heat check stepbacks for the whole quarter (and getting every rebound on the other end) but he finally missed so now he needs to be benched because he will not stop

or put LeBron in I think he might defer to LeBron

JR Smith defers to nobody.

# ? May 21, 2015 03:38

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

loving really

Really

I don't deserve this poo poo

Yes. Yes, you do.

# ? May 21, 2015 03:38

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hawks ain't making poo poo

# ? May 21, 2015 03:38

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Are you for real

# ? May 21, 2015 03:39

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

EvanTH posted:

Carmelo Anthony, especially against inferior competition. He's got the best pullup jumper in the league and will take idiotically deep threes when he's feeling it. And he will make them

Peak Carmelo Anthony was that Olympic game against Nigeria where he scored 37 points in just ten minutes of playing time.

# ? May 21, 2015 03:39

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

lebron james showing veteran leadership by coming off the bench to assert his leadership with multiple iso in a row

# ? May 21, 2015 03:39

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Goddamn Lebron

# ? May 21, 2015 03:39

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

The Cavs are going to lose in 4 to the Warriors and Kerr will probably be able to rest the starters in the third quarter

# ? May 21, 2015 03:39

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

Lebron wants to gently caress up Milsap

# ? May 21, 2015 03:39

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lebron just grinding the life out of the Hawks.

# ? May 21, 2015 03:39

Optimus Subprime: Mar 26, 2005; Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?

Yeah, it makes no difference how many points JR puts up if the Hawks can't score..

# ? May 21, 2015 03:39

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

lol at all the Cavs players just standing around watching LeBron

# ? May 21, 2015 03:39

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

warcrimes posted:

Yes. Yes, you do.

gently caress you. I hope Curry tears his ACL tripping over his kid

# ? May 21, 2015 03:40

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

lebron "this is MY team gently caress off earl" james

# ? May 21, 2015 03:40

Tae: Oct 24, 2010; Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Dejan Bimble posted:

The Cavs are going to lose in 4 to the Warriors and Kerr will probably be able to rest the starters in the third quarter

I've been waiting 3 months for any team to punish the Cavs' lovely defense

# ? May 21, 2015 03:40

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

lebron james showing veteran leadership by coming off the bench to assert his leadership with multiple iso in a row

To be fair, its obvious Milsap can't guard his so it makes some sense.

# ? May 21, 2015 03:40

Elrobot: Dec 28, 2004; Press the buttons all at once, all of the time

it's been 5 days since anyone said it and first time in this thread so gently caress lebron

# ? May 21, 2015 03:40

tatankatonk: Nov 4, 2011; Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

This camera angle rules

# ? May 21, 2015 03:40

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Goodness the Hawks can't do poo poo

# ? May 21, 2015 03:41

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

Watching Delavadova try to defend Horford was hilarious.

# ? May 21, 2015 03:41

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I honestly think the Lakers would've considered moving #5 and Randle for Melo and he could've had such a relaxing season next to Kobe and Clarkson, at least until Kobe went down.

# ? May 21, 2015 03:41

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

NEVER TRUST THE HAWKS

# ? May 21, 2015 03:41

Halfling Wizard Bear: Oct 12, 2003; I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.

20 seconds of ISO then pass, that's what i do in 2k

# ? May 21, 2015 03:41

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

PantsFreeZone posted:

NEVER TRUST THE HAWKS

# ? May 21, 2015 03:42

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Dejan Bimble posted:

The Cavs are going to lose in 4 to the Warriors and Kerr will probably be able to rest the starters in the third quarter

I want this to be the year where LeBron averages 40/10/10 in the finals and as he gets the MVP trophy he cries salt tears like Alexander the Great.

# ? May 21, 2015 03:42

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

There goes an ACL

# ? May 21, 2015 03:42

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!