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PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Why the gently caress would anyone mention sa on Twitter in 2015

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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I am Chris Kluwe.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
That picture if the equivalent of a myspace angle of Watt's legs, I feel like his calves are just fine

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Meanwhile, NBA player Robert Covington whose career is largely reliant on his ability to jump...

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

sooo what actually was in that kluwe picture?

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Intruder posted:

That picture if the equivalent of a myspace angle of Watt's legs, I feel like his calves are just fine



holy poo poo i literally have bigger calves than jj watt. there is a physical attribute of mine that is objectively larger than his. ty wazzu for giving me cougar calves as big as my thighs like a poorly sculpted clay model in an intro to art class

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

wheez the roux posted:

holy poo poo i literally have bigger calves than jj watt. there is a physical attribute of mine that is objectively larger than his. ty wazzu for giving me cougar calves as big as my thighs like a poorly sculpted clay model in an intro to art class

JJ can box jump 5 feet in the air, his legs are fine

(my calves also look huge compared to JJ's but my quads and hamstrings look tiny so that's probably why)

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

pillsburysoldier posted:

sooo what actually was in that kluwe picture?

i don't know but there's no way he hasn't at least lurked here. it's gonna get real mccarthy-ish in here

this offseason has everything

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Intruder posted:

JJ can box jump 5 feet in the air, his legs are fine

obviously. it's just funny because i imagined him having bulging calves like every other muscle on his rippling, muscular frame :yikes:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

wheez the roux posted:

obviously. it's just funny because i imagined him having bulging calves like every other muscle on his rippling, muscular frame

I bet if his quads and hamstrings looked like a normal person's his calves would look massive

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

wheez the roux posted:

i don't know but there's no way he hasn't at least lurked here. it's gonna get real mccarthy-ish in here

this offseason has everything

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Vikings football club?

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Intruder posted:

I bet if his quads and hamstrings looked like a normal person's his calves would look massive

i thought so so i compared it to the baseball for scale

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
How big is JJ? Here he is with hall of fame NBA center Hakeem Olajuwon



How big is Yao Ming?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

wheez the roux posted:

i don't know but there's no way he hasn't at least lurked here. it's gonna get real mccarthy-ish in here

this offseason has everything

Hey Kluwe, tweet how seriously you take reg dates please

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
If Kluwe is outed at a TFF regular in a conclusive manner I will either ban him or push for him to replace me, I haven't decided which yet

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
NBA players are freakishly big.

that picture of Yao and JJ Watt is amazing. There is also one of Marcellus Wiley and Shaq that makes Marcellus look like a 5 year old

edit:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I like how everybody thinks JJ Watt has tiny calves. He just has tiny calves compared to the rest of his gargantuan body. It's not a Tyson Chandler situation.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Kluwe is prolly Fetus Tree



ban Fetus Tree

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Intruder posted:

If Kluwe is outed at a TFF regular in a conclusive manner I will either ban him or push for him to replace me, I haven't decided which yet

Cross reference posts on the board with Vikings game times.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
It was Gendo all along

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Iunno, YOSPOS and DnD seem like more likely places for him

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Trad Games

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Chris Kluwe, why am I not playing a wookie in your PBP Star Wars Edge of the Empire game? I demand answers.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Spoeank posted:

I like how everybody thinks JJ Watt has tiny calves. He just has tiny calves compared to the rest of his gargantuan body. It's not a Tyson Chandler situation.

Yeah that's what I said too

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Mod klue so he'll be outted as a child molester.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Mods Kluw

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

pillsburysoldier posted:

sooo what actually was in that kluwe picture?
Yeah I can't make out what it is either.

Also lol at that NFL P.S.I. tweet.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Intruder posted:

Meanwhile, NBA player Robert Covington whose career is largely reliant on his ability to jump...



got Great Khali legs

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Alouicious posted:

got Great Khali legs

his body is less structurally sound than skyscrapers with thermite charges

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







box jumps don't have anything to do with calves.

needing calves in general to jump high is kinda a myth that high school guys believe (lol if you didn't walk around with ankle weights so you could get that sweet vert)

Anyway here's the best weightlifter in russia probably just loving around. it's not calves, it's hips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X2SJbF8Y9g

FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 11:38 on May 21, 2015

goc
Mar 26, 2013

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
Is it worse to put your hope in Michael Vick being your starting QB over Josh McCown or Johnny Manziel? I mean it's not like he wouldn't get broken and one of them would be starting by week 7 but it just seems kind of odd to me that Josh McCown would be seen as an actual solution for a starting QB and Vick isn't even on a roster.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
hahaha holy poo poo

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Chilichimp posted:

Eat poo poo, Matt Ryan is a saint!

Err, wait...WAIT! I've made a grievous error!

MBison.gif

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
N: nfl-moves-extra-point-to-15yard-line-for-2015-season

V: Who the gently caress cares?





edit: Holy poo poo, Mo Wilkerson is still absent from Jets camp/OTAs...

itshappening.gif

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 12:07 on May 21, 2015

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I bet someone posted a callout thread to Kluwe's SA handle and he's still salty about it

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

Can you find Kluwe's clues?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Freakazoid_ posted:

Can you find Kluwe's clues?

Blues Kluwes

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Freakazoid_ posted:

Can you find Kluwe's clues?

Let's get our handy-dandy notebook!

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Chilichimp posted:

N: nfl-moves-extra-point-to-15yard-line-for-2015-season

V: Who the gently caress cares?





edit: Holy poo poo, Mo Wilkerson is still absent from Jets camp/OTAs...

itshappening.gif

Yeah, who the gently caress cares about a rule change likely to lead to more missed extra points and different late game scoring strategies???? certainly not us football fans!!

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Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Chilichimp posted:

N: nfl-moves-extra-point-to-15yard-line-for-2015-season

V: Who the gently caress cares?





edit: Holy poo poo, Mo Wilkerson is still absent from Jets camp/OTAs...

itshappening.gif

Me, I care, more missed xps is awesome

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