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fleshlight soccer balls with obama's interns faces on them so he could keep his sexual assault rate up while not being president
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Darth123123 posted:So who are these "five sports-marketing executives" guys? They're the ones the DoJ identified as the most vulnerable to prosecution, and therefore the most likely to roll over on everyone in return for leniency. That's how this poo poo works. You squeeze the middle until the top comes off.
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May 27, 2015 23:03
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Ork of Fiction posted:That's how this poo poo works. You squeeze the middle until the top comes off. ...go on...
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May 27, 2015 23:04
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Ork of Fiction posted:They're the ones the DoJ identified as the most vulnerable to prosecution, and therefore the most likely to roll over on everyone in return for leniency. From time to time the anal glands of soccer must be refreshed with the anal gland squeezings of fifa officials
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May 27, 2015 23:05
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May 27, 2015 23:09
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america owns suck it soccer boys
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May 27, 2015 23:11
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Fetus Tree posted:...go on... So they pick these guy up and take them to a secluded location. Then they start workin em, and the work em hard. Just hours at a time, back and forth. No breaks until someone spills. They start at the soft spots, their weak points, and just dig until they're in a lather, like a dog with a bone. I'm telling you these mothers get deep. Then right when they think they can't take anymore, when they're losing their minds, blam, ropes of cum in their faces.
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May 27, 2015 23:14
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Ork of Fiction posted:So they pick these guy up and take them to a secluded location. Then they start workin em, and the work em hard. Just hours at a time, back and forth. No breaks until someone spills. They start at the soft spots, their weak points, and just dig until they're in a lather, like a dog with a bone. I'm telling you these mothers get deep. Then right when they think they can't take anymore, when they're losing their minds, blam, ropes of cum in their faces. i feel a lot dirtier about this than i thought i would
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May 27, 2015 23:17
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Soccer is a terrible sport and it's about time the legal system recognized this fact.
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May 27, 2015 23:19
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everyone in the EU just came simultaneously. every single man, woman, and child.
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May 27, 2015 23:25
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Ork of Fiction posted:They're the ones the DoJ identified as the most vulnerable to prosecution, and therefore the most likely to roll over on everyone in return for leniency. One of the more interesting takes that I have seen is that their arrest in Switzerland was interesting because of how the Swiss seem to be going out of their way to help out on this when they are generally super against extradition or arrest for financial crimes. Basically that a lot of countries are sick of FIFA's poo poo and ready to roll a bunch of officials and basically asked the US to do it because we are the only country both big enough to prosecute and has a population that doesn't give a poo poo about soccer.
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May 27, 2015 23:52
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i'm edging at the thought of some rich old-money french fucks getting jailtime i know it'll just end in tears of disappointment and despair, like every other time i masturbate, but hope springs eternal
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May 27, 2015 23:52
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Dear Loretta Lynch, please arrest David Beckham and Posh Spice.
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May 28, 2015 00:00
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Who are the major clothing/sporting goods sponsors for soccer? Adidas? Nike? Under armor? I want some big corporate guys goin down too
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May 28, 2015 00:01
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Three Olives posted:One of the more interesting takes that I have seen is that their arrest in Switzerland was interesting because of how the Swiss seem to be going out of their way to help out on this when they are generally super against extradition or arrest for financial crimes. The people indicted are not Swiss nationals, so the Swiss don't care, Blatter however is, and that is going to be the hard part, extraditing him.
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May 28, 2015 00:02
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mikemil828 posted:The people indicted are not Swiss nationals, so the Swiss don't care, Blatter however is, and that is going to be the hard part, extraditing him. not when the murder conspiracies start flowing
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May 28, 2015 00:05
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does this mean soccer practice is cancelled? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk
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May 28, 2015 00:09
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"This really is the World Cup of fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card" - Richard Weber of the IRS investigation drat son
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May 28, 2015 00:12
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quote:Warner appeared in court, where a judge read 12 charges against him and then granted him $2.5 million bail on certain conditions, including that he surrender his passport and report to police twice a week. Warner did not enter a plea and is scheduled to appear in court again July 12. they'll make it up by adding a random amount of time to the end of his sentence
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May 28, 2015 00:16
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America isn't very good at soccer, so we must shut it down.
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May 28, 2015 00:19
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Darth123123 posted:Who are the major clothing/sporting goods sponsors for soccer? Adidas? Nike? Under armor? I want some big corporate guys goin down too Nike. http://www.wsj.com/articles/nike-cooperating-with-authorities-on-fifa-allegations-1432752855 (also Adidas, but nothing like that has happened with them yet) Sax Mortar fucked around with this message at 00:27 on May 28, 2015 |
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May 28, 2015 00:24
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it just occurred to me that america is the best thing to happen to international soccer ever now lmfao
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May 28, 2015 00:32
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you irl posted:"This really is the World Cup of fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card" - Richard Weber of the IRS investigation that dude waited months and months to roll that one out, he couldn't wait
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May 28, 2015 00:36
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In return for America doing this, all Europeans should have to watch the next Superbowl.
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May 28, 2015 00:40
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these assholes were dirty, filthy scum. If RICO rolls up Blatter this will be the greatest thing.
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May 28, 2015 00:41
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i hope euros are super pissed about this talking about american imperialism n poo poo in their beer hauses
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May 28, 2015 00:43
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Moridin920 posted:i hope euros are super pissed about this talking about american imperialism n poo poo in their beer hauses your original post was actually worse than this so i guess that was a slick edit
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May 28, 2015 00:50
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speaking of postsThis Jacket Is Me posted:If I were the American Minister of Justice I would indict all soccer players for being wincing dramatic homos. The worst parts of hockey (low score, trash tiebreaker mechanism), basketball (foul baiting, ref nagging) and the Raiders (fans) rolled into a single 4 hour daydrinking event. FIFA will roll around yelping until it's obvious no one is paying attention, then appeal to some authority who will tell them to gently caress off, and then sulk back into business as usual. from the D&D thread, which is probably the best post in that thread i'd imagine, got this guy a 7 day probation lmfao
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May 28, 2015 00:51
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Fetus Tree posted:your original post was actually worse than this so i guess that was a slick edit yeah it was pretty stupid. sometimes I just post and then edit as I go
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May 28, 2015 00:53
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Fetus Tree posted:speaking of posts don't ever change d&d mods
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May 28, 2015 00:55
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I'm loving the statements from world cup sponsors Nike, McDonalds and Coca-Cola who are all shocked and outraged that any corporation can run so unethically... Good job though America, you done alright this time.
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May 28, 2015 01:14
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gottabefrank posted:these assholes were dirty, filthy scum. If RICO rolls up Blatter this will be the greatest thing.  There is no "if" with RICO. That poo poo literally breaks mob bosses Hector Beerlioz posted:In return for America doing this, all Europeans should have to watch the next Superbowl. nahh, the rest of the world just has to start calling is soccer
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May 28, 2015 01:19
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quote:For 2012, the US Department of Justice reported a 93% conviction rate. FIFA, you done goofed.
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May 28, 2015 01:22
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mikemil828 posted:The people indicted are not Swiss nationals, so the Swiss don't care, Blatter however is, and that is going to be the hard part, extraditing him. I'm pretty sure that's why SEAL teams dump the bodies in the ocean
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May 28, 2015 01:28
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this is super interesting geopolitically and i genuinely hope this breaks up the eurozone and ends in global nuclear holocaust
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May 28, 2015 01:32
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im not like planning on it or anything, im not crazy, i just really want ww3 + the extinction of all complex life on earth
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May 28, 2015 01:32
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I hope we go after cricket next, bring freedom to all the weird foreign sports.
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May 28, 2015 01:35
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Supreme Allah posted:I hope we go after cricket next, bring freedom to all the weird foreign sports. dont gently caress w my chance at a sequel to million dollar arm
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