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TheJoker138 posted:Is this supposed to be the same audio as the Jamaican guy? lol no, will fix
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May 27, 2015 07:58
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May 27, 2015 08:14
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im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “irony” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “friend of the family balls” and “i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of fyad humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “get” fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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May 27, 2015 08:17
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You guys sound like Napoleon Dynamite slowly choking to death on a ball of throat fat, and one of you pronounced "op" as in "original poster" like "op" in the word "operation" It was one of the greatest SA posts ever and you found a way to make it cringey and unfunny
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May 27, 2015 12:25
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Tujague posted:one of you pronounced "op" as in "original poster" like "op" in the word "operation" yeah that's actually unacceptable to me as well
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May 27, 2015 12:29
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Number Two Stunna posted:Simply Epic.
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May 27, 2015 12:51
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thathonkey posted:yeah that's actually unacceptable to me as well It's way better..makes the phrase roll off the tongue instead of sounding like some medical diagnosis I think people just like the similarity to OG but SA posters know nothing about that. Awp is better the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 12:53 on May 27, 2015 |
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May 27, 2015 12:51
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Do a reading of the roboshit post where he threatened his gay lover wow okay i just saw this post. what did i tell you you litel human being? tyou human being? you human being? lol im going to wreck your poo poo big time. you thought you tri8pping into the loving window was bad enough but realistically this time im going to destroy you utterly. then ill let you come back.....for a bit.....then the pain will begin again. wow. my heart rate is like 160 right now and im just sitting at my computer. i thought YOU WOULD loving learn but instead you go behind my back and youre like at the park using your 3g or something. gently caress you. ive given you everything. ive given you a place to stay, stimulant drugs, i showed you all the nade spots in dust2, i even pay for the iphone 3gs that you use to text me and your mother. gently caress you. i was going to resist the methamphetamine i had in the glvoebox but i fell off the wagon and railed some so now im huyped up and i will masturbate while i think of ways im going to punish you utterly whenever you come crawling back yhome. i know you have nowhere to stay in austin so im basically going to hunt you down without ever leaving the house i.e. yo uare so desperate that you are the predator and i am the alien and im at home waiting and youre going to ccome to the alien which is me and im going to devour you entirely haha like its the movie aliens vs predator. keep in mind mother fucker i am heavily armed so if you set foot any where near my cottage without identifying yoruself as "bottom bitch"; and not a cop;' i will open fire without hesisstation and utilize the castle doctrine to eliminate the tango soldiers and you are the tango in this situation and in future situations bitch unless you get me like a big birthday present (even though my bday isnt until january) and offer it on your loving knees like game of thrones. i say your knees because i am born a god and i am a god and i always will be a god, both the god of the people and yoru god as well because i control your past future and present bitch ok online and i know this to be a true fact because i used lsd to unlock the full potential of my mind and my mind said i am a god and basically i belie ve in solipsism and nothing is real but my mind so if god asid my mind is real then and am i the god and ia m the god and therefore in my own reality i am the lrod and savior and i am god so i control your loving destiny vbitch so i hope you come crawling back to austin texas because i will use my pig kickers to kick the poo poo out of you before i smash your skull into my marble kitchen counters and then ill break your legs with my police baton and then ill inject ketamine to make yo utrip and fall asleep and then ill hang you in my guest bedroom in the torture device that i have and then ill use my karambit to slice you up while i masturbate my dick ok and then ill smear your blood on my groin and shoot jizz mixed with your blood all over your bleeding corpse OK THAT IS NOT A DEATH THREAD THOUGH THAT IS RAP LYRICS BASED ON A REAL LIFE SITUATION OK
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May 27, 2015 12:56
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Tautologicus posted:I think people just like the similarity to OG but SA posters know nothing about that. Awp is better luckily i've never actually found myself in a situation where i am talking about "original posts" in real life but i still choose not to pronounce it "awp" in my head because that sounds utterly ridiculous.
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May 27, 2015 12:56
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Beef Turret posted:Do a reading of the roboshit post where he threatened his gay lover i tried but i can't make it more than a few err... sentences (i guess?) in before i start laughing
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May 27, 2015 12:57
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May 27, 2015 12:59
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thathonkey posted:luckily i've never actually found myself in a situation where i am talking about "original posts" in real life but i still choose not to pronounce it "awp" in my head because that sounds utterly ridiculous. I think i actually find "gas thread ban OP" less funny now that i know most people have been pronouncing it O-P. gently caress this
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May 27, 2015 13:01
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lol yes
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May 27, 2015 13:03
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Tautologicus posted:I think people just like the similarity to OG but SA posters know nothing about that. Awp is better Uh, so tell me, when you read what I have quoted here out loud with your nasal inflection and loud, wet breathing, does it sound like "I think people just like the similarity to "oggh" but "saahhh" posters blah blah etc?" Or does that sound loving stupid?
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May 27, 2015 22:11
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Hmm this seems to be really important to you..to answer your question,
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May 28, 2015 14:53
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I also pronounce lol like "lawl" to myself, something I never do at your posts, Tujague OG has never ever been pronounced like "agh" in the history of the phrase. In fact the point I made in the first place depended on it being pronounced letter by letter, another reason why your post is an idiot post grasping at straws. I said people like to make OP sound like OG, but if they don't say it like Op(eration) which was the whole point of this then..fill in the rest yourself the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 15:00 on May 28, 2015 |
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May 28, 2015 14:56
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Youre a little bitch tujague..pronounce that letter by letter
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May 28, 2015 15:03
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This one guy is used to know would say "lulz" whenever something was funny instead of laughing or chuckling. It's three letters whenever i think about it. Anything else and youre as dumb as this person was even if you have the good sense not to say it aloud
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May 28, 2015 15:09
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thathonkey posted:This one guy is used to know would say "lulz" whenever something was funny instead of laughing or chuckling. It's three letters whenever i think about it. Anything else and youre as dumb as this person was even if you have the good sense not to say it aloud I think we can agree to disagree on this issue. You know how sometimes they make acronyms sound like words..you may have at one point said a few of them yourself. SWAT is an acronym, didnt you know?? Do you sound that out or say it as a word..how far do you want to go with this
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May 28, 2015 15:17
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Beef Turret posted:Do a reading of the roboshit post where he threatened his gay lover Done. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uDT7yEOxc3
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May 28, 2015 15:18
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you sound kinda like I expected you too.
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May 28, 2015 15:21
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Motherfucker posted:you sound kinda like I expected you too. I had to record this on my internal laptop microphone so the audio is really lovely.
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May 28, 2015 15:26
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reading the original post http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ftfQAqRMNI
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May 28, 2015 15:32
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Tautologicus posted:I think we can agree to disagree on this issue. You know how sometimes they make acronyms sound like words..you may have at one point said a few of them yourself. SWAT is an acronym, didnt you know?? Do you sound that out or say it as a word..how far do you want to go with this I feel you on pronounced acronyms. Plenty exist. I just think the phonetic of LOL and OP sounds particularly dumb especially because they belong to the internet and should honestly stay there.
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May 28, 2015 15:47
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Written word could never adequately capture how loving terrible gbs is, but now we have 10+ audio recordings.
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May 28, 2015 15:57
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thathonkey posted:I feel you on pronounced acronyms. Plenty exist. I just think the phonetic of LOL and OP sounds particularly dumb especially because they belong to the internet and should honestly stay there. I mean yea it sounds stupid that's part of the point. I thought people here were all about that irony poo poo. My friends and I thought being half retarded on purpose was hilarious when we were teenagers, and this is like the perennial teenage forum. Goons can't even commit..lol
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May 28, 2015 16:21
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please remove your retainer before recording. tia
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May 28, 2015 16:25
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:how come goons always have such nasally voices, even when they are doing impressions? we're all jews
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May 28, 2015 16:27
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Written word could never adequately capture how loving terrible gbs is, but now we have 10+ audio recordings.
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May 28, 2015 17:14
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loving beautiful
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May 28, 2015 17:32
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May 28, 2015 17:49
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I like the lady in the background like "Anthony what the gently caress are you doing? Chill out!" Haha she sounds so worried. What's a normal fag? Like a cis het guy?
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May 28, 2015 18:36
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Tautologicus posted:I think we can agree to disagree on this issue. You know how sometimes they make acronyms sound like words..you may have at one point said a few of them yourself. SWAT is an acronym, didnt you know?? Do you sound that out or say it as a word..how far do you want to go with this Wanna hear this bitch say ATM (automated teller machine) or ATM (rear end to mouth).
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May 28, 2015 18:51
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uhh atm is at the moment
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May 28, 2015 19:09
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were you eating a bagel while talking
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May 28, 2015 19:37
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Libelous Slander posted:uhh atm is at the moment Oh yea... 5 golden man babies! Remember when we used to say that? I didn't say it, I was murking lore. Remember that guys?! Heh. 5'd guys burgers and goldmine a. That ones my own. I made it up.
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May 28, 2015 19:49
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What if someone hears me and thinks I'm niggerstomper58
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God i cant make it even halfway through a single take of robotshit's insane meth threat
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