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Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Love it. Love everything about it.

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Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

THE REAL CHAMP IS HERE

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
JORP JENA

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Kevin is very good.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
"Your kids are loving marks, be better parents and they wouldn't cheer Cena"

- Kevin Owens

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


rapadoo

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
:ssh: Kevin, you're wearing your own shirt.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
daniel benoit liked john cena too

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
♪ JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUCKS ♪

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Love the mixed crowd reaction

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUCKS

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Got my bullet point list from earlier here, let's see how it goes.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




That's not a heel promo, what are you doing Kev?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"I'm so angry! This is personal! Buy my new wristbands."

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


initiate: SERIOUS CENA
Jack quotient: %100

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
That is LITERALLY a catchphrase.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Remember that time they gave Cesaro some mic time and he choked.


Glad Owens didn't do that.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Cena please

Don't loving ruin this for once

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
Your time is up, I lost last night
You can't see me, I lost last night

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Can't wait for that earlier post to be exactly what Cena says here.

e:

Chokes McGee posted:

Got my bullet point list from earlier here, let's see how it goes.

Good!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
cena: i'm your kid's real dad lol

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE YOUNG UN', I"M BIG MATCH JOHN AND YOU'RE JUST BIG MAC JACK, YOU AN'T GOTTA LIKE ME BUT YOU GOTTA RESPECT ME, THAT'S WHAT A REAL ROLE MODEL DOES

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




No John that is literally a catchphrase

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

If something is printed on merchandise its a catchphrase john

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Is Cena going to call him a fat homo and post pictures Owens in a dress and say it's his mother?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

:ohdear:

theminx
Jun 7, 2007
I has a bucket.
Does anybody else see King Kong Bundy in the front row?

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world
Why is King Kong Bundy in the crowd?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
kevin owens is poopy

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
john cena is the worst

Banjo
Jun 7, 2006

YEAH SHUT UP FATTY

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

A jackass who won, Cena :smugbert:

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
This feud shows that children are loving stupid and should always be ignored

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

jom cena

Mr Muggy
Mar 30, 2010

I'm just gonna do this for about two minutes, okay?
Man gently caress you John Cena.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Cena, opening your promo with back to back catchphrases is not a good counterpoint

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Yeah what kind of rear end in a top hat just walks out and starts talking?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Jackass poopyhead fat guy

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

John Cena is literally the worst

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BodyMassageMachine
Nov 24, 2006

:yeah:
:yeah:
:yeah:

John Cena: A Good Role Model

"NUH UH SHUT UP JACKASS"

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