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Every Mario cookie I have eaten, and indeed every Mario cake (which is the 3D version) has been unique, enjoyable, and something I would recommend to my gaming friends.
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Bicyclops posted:Cookie cutters are okay when you're baking delicious cookies, with a recipe that you've perfected that your friends and family all enjoy. until your aunt brings round a new brownie recipe and you wonder why the gently caress you're still eating these dumb cookies
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Jun 3, 2015 18:28
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I made a new recipe, it involves replacing the dough and chocolate chips with feces. But hey at least its not the same-old-same-old recipe.
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Stux posted:im not gonna lie and say that wasnt different, but of course nintendo went back to the boring cookie cutter afterwards because heaven forbid they do something different. see also: US/EU super mario bros 2 There are tons of "new formula" Mario games they are just called something else instead of being "Super Mario 52" or whatever. - A few Tetris-like games - Actual Tetris - A turn-based RPG series - A few board game series (I think there might be more of these than actual mario games, counting various iterations) - Various sports, especially golf - A breakout-like game - A ghostbusting game (with Luigi) - An isometric platformer (with Toad) - Probably a ton of other poo poo I can't think of right now
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Jun 3, 2015 18:29
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Your aunt isn't going to put weed in the brownies, Stux.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:29
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Bicyclops posted:Not every game has to reinvent the wheel virtually every game ever made is an iterative improvement and the amount of games that are truly innovative is mind bendingly small - search your feelings, you know it to be true. not a dig at nintendo tho - they do iterative improvement better than almost anyone and just don't feel the need to cloak it in a new artstyle to fool people into thinking it's a revelation
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Jun 3, 2015 18:30
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univbee posted:There are tons of "new formula" Mario games they are just called something else instead of being "Super Mario 52" or whatever. ah yes all mediocre and well played out genres other people did first that they have half-assed and put mario on to sell more.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:30
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thank god we had nintendo around otherwise we wouldve never have had *looks at post it note* golf and tennis.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:30
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Hopefully in Fallout Bawhstan they'll let me drive around a cahhh.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:30
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Stux what video games do you enjoy
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Jun 3, 2015 18:31
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I can't believe taint reaping is contagious.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:32
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Stux posted:ah yes all mediocre and well played out genres other people did first that they have half-assed and put mario on to sell more. Nintendo is pretty much single-handedly responsible for Tetris being a thing at all. Without Nintendo, Tetris would have gone the way of Links [name of CPU series here] of being a thing you play on your PC along with Solitaire and Minesweeper when you think your boss isn't looking. And you take that back about Super Mario RPG! 
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Jun 3, 2015 18:32
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Generic Monk posted:virtually every game ever made is an iterative improvement and the amount of games that are truly innovative is mind bendingly small - search your feelings, you know it to be true. not a dig at nintendo tho - they do iterative improvement better than almost anyone and just don't feel the need to cloak it in a new artstyle to fool people into thinking it's a revelation Yeah, it's true. You can probably count them on one hand, and the truly innovative ones are often very clunky, because they're still kind of learning how to do new stuff.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:33
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What's this? Somebody ruthlessly making GBS threads on Nintendo for making decades of solid-to-spectacular games? *sniffs air* Yep, E3's comin'..
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Jun 3, 2015 18:34
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Generic Monk posted:virtually every game ever made is an iterative improvement and the amount of games that are truly innovative is mind bendingly small - search your feelings, you know it to be true. not a dig at nintendo tho - they do iterative improvement better than almost anyone and just don't feel the need to cloak it in a new artstyle to fool people into thinking it's a revelation yeah
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ALFbrot posted:What's this? Somebody ruthlessly making GBS threads on Nintendo for making decades of solid-to-spectacular games? It's stux; this is a year-round activity for him. He, Adam Bowen and the actual reaper roam through threads, looking for taints.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:35
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I will not fall for some troll for I am a gamer and not some idiot.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:36
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The Great E3 Pastime of declaring Nintendo dead every year
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Jun 3, 2015 18:37
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I really don't like EA or Ubisoft, but I prefer to talk about the games that I like and plan to enjoy and am excited about, with maybe an occasional joke about how bad the conference is overall or laugh about a company's big flubs, like the guy they had presenting Hyrule Warriors last year who said "You can taste the epic" and died several times playing the easy mode of a Musou game.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:40
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"I hope Nintendo stops making games and dies," says Man as he genuflects in the glow of Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:40
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How many Assassin's Creed games are currently in development again?
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Jun 3, 2015 18:42
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Funky Valentine posted:Stux what video games do you enjoy the current games i am playing are call of duty, destiny, bloodborne, mass effect, MGSVGZ (thanks Sony), axiom verge and P4G. also constantly have spelunky, BoI etc on the go on the vita obviously. i love lots of many games over many platforms. univbee posted:Nintendo is pretty much single-handedly responsible for Tetris being a thing at all. Without Nintendo, Tetris would have gone the way of Links [name of CPU series here] of being a thing you play on your PC along with Solitaire and Minesweeper when you think your boss isn't looking. who cares about tetris when i have candy crush
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Jun 3, 2015 18:45
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chumbler posted:How many Assassin's Creed games are currently in development again? More than any human can count.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:46
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Stux posted:until your aunt brings round a new brownie recipe and you wonder why the gently caress you're still eating these dumb cookies Aunt Ubisoft slyly disposes of cheap ready-made open-world brownie mix box while u aren't looking
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Jun 3, 2015 18:49
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assassin's creed is basically the new megaman, except people actually buy asscreed games
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Jun 3, 2015 18:50
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Fun uncle, Bethesda, shows up with his patented bourbon balls, which are always a little weird-shaped and he does the same thing every year, always bringing them to the party a bit late because he took too long to make make them, but gently caress it, they taste decent and eating a couple will get you pretty buzzed.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:51
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Bicyclops posted:It's stux; this is a year-round activity for him. He, Adam Bowen and the actual reaper roam through threads, looking for taints. How does one not notice a reaping coming? Seriously it's like a dog going right for your crotch.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:52
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Miyamoto walks on stage, announces Zelda Tetra Trackers Wii U with online multi, drops mic, nintendo wins e3
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Jun 3, 2015 18:53
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Motto posted:assassin's creed is basically the new megaman, except people actually buy asscreed games True, all of them after the second one are bad. The gritty futuristic reboots of Mega Man are actually good, though.
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Sinners Sandwich posted:Miyamoto walks on stage, announces Zelda Tetra Trackers Wii U with online multi, drops mic, nintendo wins e3 dont see why this would win when im sure that ubisoft and activision will also be showing off low effort instalments in their own games as well, both of which sell a ton more than any nintendo property does now.
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Jun 3, 2015 18:57
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who actually looks forward to assassins creed games at this point? even troglodytes in siberia must be aware that it's an amazing premise covering for utter, utter dross.
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Jun 3, 2015 19:04
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Aunt Ubisoft spends like half the party talking up her Brownie Features but when the tinfoil is removed you see they are only QTBs (Quick Time Brownies) and she did not spend much time on them at all
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Jun 3, 2015 19:04
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aunt activision says her new cake is pretty good and it turns out it has a jetpack and 12 layers of frosting and loving hell why is ur mom making these stupid cookies anymore, the only person who cares are your grandparnets
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Jun 3, 2015 19:06
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the joke is only old people play nintendo games still
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I have very low opinions of people who enjoy AssCreed gameplay. If you like the setting and environments, that's whatever, but good god the gameplay is loving retarded and boring. And repetatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitatitative.
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I liked the pirate parts of the pirate one. It could have been a pretty good pirate game if they'd just focused on that
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Jun 3, 2015 19:09
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Me when I'm 80 and Neo-neo-neo-Nintendo announces Wii Music 2
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Generic Monk posted:who actually looks forward to assassins creed games at this point? even troglodytes in siberia must be aware that it's an amazing premise covering for utter, utter dross. The set they did/are doing with locations from around the world made me almost consider buying one, but the lesson I learned from Liberation's potentially cool concept being executed terribly was too strong. Honestly if they dispensed with the rest of the game and just made it Run Around on Cool Architecture Simulator like Mirror's Edge I'd be more interested. Where the gently caress is Mirror's Edge give me Mirror's Edge.
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Jun 3, 2015 19:10
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Your cousin, Konami, has decided he isn't bringing dessert anymore, and all of the presents he brought for the holidays are just lottery tickets wrapped in tinfoil.
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can't wait to see xenobladex and it just be the translation team running around in the japanese version rambling about how they'll randomly rename things for an hour again
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