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Stool Sample posted:perfectly good threads this is GBS we're talking about here get real
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Given how easily the banhammer drops around here it's easier to just lurk than dispense my own brand of humor. Over at reddit the worst that can happen is a few downvotes, over here I'm out forty bucks, an account that's years old, and a third thing that's so terrible my brain won't tell me what it is so that I can fill out this list nicely. Anyway: hello all other lurkers! Is this the speed dating equivalent of a thread here? Get us all in one room so we can all be awkward towards nobody in particular? Wait, that's more like a school dance. SOMEBODY TELL THE DJ HE NEEDS TO TURN THE TREBEL UP! HE'S RUINING ALL THE SONGS!  [edit] Hey what happened to my stupid newbie baby avatar‽ Where the hell did this Garbage Dick one come from‽ xenophule fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Jun 8, 2015 |
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Jun 8, 2015 07:45
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Stool Sample posted:But us lurkers are unfunny and have nothing to contribute. Is making GBS threads up perfectly good threads really worth internet superstardom? Ahaha. "making GBS threads up perfectly good threads". Look around, Rome is burning. Toast a few marshmallows over it's embers before Time comes to sweep up the ashes!
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Jun 8, 2015 07:45
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hey i'd like you all to know i will suck your cocks for an empty quote and you dont have to say poo poo else
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Jun 8, 2015 07:49
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I used to post quite a bit, but now I don't think I ever will. But I've got a job to do, too. What threads I'm viewing, you can't follow. What opinions I accrue, posters can't be any part of. GBS, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the lurkers don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy forum. Someday you'll understand that. Here's lookin' at you, SA.
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Jun 8, 2015 07:52
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xenophule posted:Given how easily the banhammer drops around here it's easier to just lurk than dispense my own brand of humor. Don't fear tomorrow. With or without you, tomorrow will happen. Grab yourself by the balls and make them give you all that you desire. Your lucky lotto numbers are 4-37-98-2-2-3-64
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Jun 8, 2015 08:00
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lurking is p cool
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Jun 8, 2015 08:14
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The Lurker posted:lurking is p cool Congratulations on your third post.
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Jun 8, 2015 08:21
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I don't post very often because you guys can be pretty harsh but gently caress this! Stephen Universe is groundbreaking television with amazing characters and a great message. Y'all are just a bunch of friends of the family.
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Jun 8, 2015 08:37
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I'm finally coming out of my shell
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Jun 9, 2015 00:12
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tip toe wing in my jawwdinz thru this thread
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Jun 9, 2015 00:18
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i am genuinely sorry if you lurk GBS
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Jun 9, 2015 00:42
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I'm here to turn into a cynical, unfunny old man in this festering forum of rehashed the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti"
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Jun 9, 2015 00:56
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Mount Desert posted:I'm here to turn into a cynical, unfunny old man in this festering forum of rehashed the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti" lurker-turned-poster success story right here
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Jun 9, 2015 01:07
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Be a man and 
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Jun 9, 2015 01:15
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i'm gonning to bully THE gently caress out of all you lurkers 
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Jun 9, 2015 01:21
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Mount Desert posted:I'm here to turn into a cynical, unfunny old man in this festering forum of rehashed the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks "eti" Congratulations on your post and keep up the good work
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Jun 9, 2015 01:27
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The Lurker posted:lurking is p cool thread officially a big success, wow.
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Jun 9, 2015 01:34
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We tell our lurkers to lurk more, while also telling them to post more? We're setting a pretty disturbing double-standard here.
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Jun 9, 2015 01:35
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Cantaloupe posted:We tell our lurkers to lurk more, while also telling them to post more? We're setting a pretty disturbing double-standard here. They've lurked long enough. Time to flap their wings.
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Jun 9, 2015 01:38
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Five guys heart attacks, dad gay so what, elliot rodgers get cucked, redshirt mod failure, tumblr circlejerk, wolfolme undercover bronie, enfield gasoline huffer, tiny dank nugz vegas noscope, duggar finger sister dipper, psyopmonkey postoptranny, roboshit twink annihilator, gbs 1.0 was better...
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Jun 9, 2015 02:13
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you know when you don't masturbate for a few days, and then when you do, your load is massive and gets everywhere, just making a big mess. thats whats happening to mount desert right now with posting. please do not lurk, lurkers. keep stroking your posting weiner on a daily basis.
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Jun 9, 2015 02:18
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*puuuuke* JimbobJimbobJimbobJimbobJimbob *oh god* *puuuuke*
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Jun 9, 2015 02:23
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King of Bees posted:*puuuuke* it is ICE to meet you, haha
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Jun 9, 2015 02:26
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Used to lurk quite a bit. Recently stopped trying to post what I thought people would find funny, and instead just post whatever I'm thinking. Like right now I want to check my post count, and posting is the laziest way I know how to look
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Jun 9, 2015 02:27
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I refuse to believe that anyone would lurk this shithole
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Jun 9, 2015 02:27
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:I refuse to believe that anyone would lurk this shithole I'm lurking
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Jun 9, 2015 05:01
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you are not safe in this zone
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Jun 9, 2015 05:03
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Im a lurker more than poster because I realize I'm too redpill for yall, I "go there" but at the same time also realize my  could be better spent at 5 guys or golden corral
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Jun 9, 2015 05:08
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Vin BioEthanol posted:Im a lurker more than poster because I realize I'm too redpill for yall, I "go there" but at the same time also realize my Sounds good
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Jun 9, 2015 05:10
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Today I saw a fawn sitting by my rock wall in the backyard. I contemplated to pick up one of the rocks (they're really loving big) and give it a good ol' biblical execution but it ran away when I approached empty-handed to see if I could pet it and it would make noises. If I see it again should I kill it thanks in advance
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Jun 9, 2015 05:10
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solaranus posted:Used to lurk quite a bit. Recently stopped trying to post what I thought people would find funny, and instead just post whatever I'm thinking. 0.25 pretty healthy post count, mang
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Jun 9, 2015 05:11
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What's in it for me?
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Jun 9, 2015 05:19
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Megaschmoo posted:What's in it for me? Inevitable can not stop sucking cock, you got a nice blowjob in store if you post. And who can turn down a solid blow job???
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Jun 9, 2015 05:21
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Now what?
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Jun 9, 2015 05:34
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Sushi The Kid posted:Now what? now you let the posts flow. don't stop until someone tells you to kill yourself.
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Jun 9, 2015 05:37
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Keep going even then.
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Jun 9, 2015 05:39
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I'm not exactly a lurker, but I definitely don't post as much as i should
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Jun 9, 2015 05:44
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Even in death you must serve my golden boner
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Sushi The Kid posted:Now what? post until you get an empty quote? the sky is the limit!
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