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GunForumMeme: Apr 22, 2010

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Come and work in London. This is a semi-regular occurrence in most drinking districts.

wtf is a drinking district?

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Vahakyla: May 3, 2013

GunForumMeme posted:

wtf is a drinking district?

London.

# ? Jun 11, 2015 18:07

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Dispatch says an armed robbery in progress at McDonald's and it turns out to be a customer complaining that his order was wrong

Apparently when they hosed up his sausage biscuit he started yelling so they hit the silent "hold up" button (which they know they're not supposed to do). The alarm company calls dispatch and says the "armed robbery" alarm went off. This happens all the time. It's 99.9999999% bullshit because someone accidentally hits the button.

following protocol our dispatch calls Mickey D's but instead of asking what's going on she says "is the man with the gun still there?" Employee doesn't correct her, she just says "he went to his car but he's trying to get back into the store, we locked him out"

Cue 30 loving deputies pointing long arms at this dude who got a little rowdy over his breakfast sandwich

good. some shithead making a scene over a 2 dollar biscuit deserves nothing less

# ? Jun 11, 2015 19:37

Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

Nothing official, just the old town high streets before London grew in to one giant disgusting cancer. Places like Shoreditch, Islington, Soho etc. Croydon is probably the worst where every other building on a street is a pub, club or winebar where you can just as easily finger some single mother as you can fight her chav brother pissing his welfare up the wall. It's an unusual night when running battles don't happen at least once.

# ? Jun 11, 2015 20:49

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Nothing official, just the old town high streets before London grew in to one giant disgusting cancer. Places like Shoreditch, Islington, Soho etc. Croydon is probably the worst where every other building on a street is a pub, club or winebar where you can just as easily finger some single mother as you can fight her chav brother pissing his welfare up the wall. It's an unusual night when running battles don't happen at least once.

Sounds like 6th St. in Austin and Beale in Memphis or Deep Ellum in Dallas, ect....not with the running battles and fingering mothers so much though...

# ? Jun 12, 2015 01:18

Eugene V. Dubstep: Oct 4, 2013; Can't post for 8 years!

Reign Of Pain posted:

Sounds like 6th St. in Austin and Beale in Memphis or Deep Ellum in Dallas, ect....not with the running battles and fingering mothers so much though...

Having lived in Austin for most of my life, I can't understand what's so goddamn great about 6th St.

I would say "loving college students ruin everything," but Austin has been full of students forever, so I put down its wide appeal to poor taste

# ? Jun 12, 2015 01:54

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

at the date posted:

what's so goddamn great about 6th St.

Trolling the bars for tail at 1am without having to walk far

# ? Jun 12, 2015 02:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

good. some shithead making a scene over a 2 dollar biscuit deserves nothing less

He had a bunch of warrants so he was going to jail regardless

the guy who causes the scene and draws attention to himself almost always has loving warrants lol

beanieson fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Jun 12, 2015

# ? Jun 12, 2015 03:05

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

Or when a driver of a vehicle "forgot" their license at home. Always suspended/revoked/warrants.
.

# ? Jun 12, 2015 03:49

DrakeriderCa: Feb 3, 2005; But I'm a real cowboy!

Had the silent alarm pushed at the courthouse once. We get there and nothing is happening. One of the clerks motions us over and points out a lady in a wheelchair that was having trouble getting into an elevator, and asks us to give her a hand getting on. The clerk pushed the silent alarm button because her manager told her "just push that button if you ever need help" :psyduck:

# ? Jun 13, 2015 07:10

DrakeriderCa: Feb 3, 2005; But I'm a real cowboy!

She also got indignant when my old school super jaded partner gave her poo poo, because "if you made it here so fast, you probably weren't busy anyways"

# ? Jun 13, 2015 07:11

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

If we get a panic alarm, its a "Drop everything, everyone goes" kind of call. Its always a malfunction.

# ? Jun 13, 2015 07:33

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

Have any of y'all gotten to kick someone in the nub?

http://ktla.com/2015/06/11/video-of-santa-ana-police-pot-shop-raid-shows-officers-eating-edibles-attorney-says/

quote:

During a police raid on an unpermitted pot shop in Santa Ana late last month, hidden cameras caught officers eating marijuana-laced �edibles,� playing darts and displaying other questionable behavior, according to an attorney who plans to sue the city in connection with the raid.

The incident occurred at Sky High Holistic, a medical marijuana dispensary operating without a business permit, officials with the Santa Ana Police Department confirmed. The raid, at 419 W. 17th St., was one of several such recent operations, police said.

Video of the raid was taken by the regular surveillance cameras the shop had in place, as well as a hidden one set up in anticipation of a police visit.

The footage shows at least eight officers busting into the dispensary, guns drawn, shouting �everybody on the ground� to customers and workers.

�I was about to kick her in her f�ing nub,� a female officer later says of a customer with an amputated leg in a wheelchair.

The officers proceed to remove surveillance cameras mounted on the ceiling, the video shows.

Then, they appear to be smelling the merchandise and discussing the flavor of the edibles, to laughter. Multiple officers appear to break off pieces of the food and consume them. Several other officers play darts.

The video was edited and released to news media by Long Beach-based attorney Matthew Pappas. He plans to file a lawsuit on behalf of Marla James, the patient with the amputated leg, alleging gross mistreatment by officers during the raid.

�I�d like to see the police officers disciplined for the behavior that goes on here. I�d like to see the city stop engaging in illegal conduct,� Pappas said.

The Police Department is conducting an internal investigation in response to the video, according to police Cmdr. Chris Revere.

�We�re obviously concerned about the conduct that we saw in the edited video,� Revere said. �We�re also concerned that the video was heavily edited. We�d like to see the original video in its unedited version.�

Revere said he �couldn�t say for certain� the officers were consuming pot edibles in the video.

Pappas and James, want to see reform � and a more fair system for allowing pot shops in Santa Ana. A judge recently issued a temporary restraining order preventing the city from implementing a voter-approved lottery system designed to distribute 20 permits for cannabis collectives, according to the OC Weekly.

Sky High was not one of the 20 dispensaries that were granted permits to operate in February. The shop operated nonetheless, and its owners expected it to be raided.

Revere said no dispensaries in the city are currently operating �legitimately.�

�If the temporary restraining order is lifted, the city can then begin issuing permits for legal dispensaries to operate,� the police commander said in an email.

James said dispensaries have no choice but to operate illegally, without a functioning permit system. She said she was the �patient manager� in the day that the raid occurred.

She criticized officers for how she was treated.

�They intimidated me. They threatened me, and then they let us go,� James, 54, said. �What they did, it was like shooting fish in a barrel.�

Pappas ran unsuccessfully for Long Beach city attorney last year. He regularly represents medical marijuana patients, according to the 2013 profile in the Orange County Register.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm2alNQV0_w

# ? Jun 15, 2015 16:49

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

All Cops Are Baked :2bong:

# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:43

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

I wish

# ? Jun 15, 2015 20:54

Whale Cancer: Jun 25, 2004

We like to take all the dildos we find during a warrant and line them up and turn them on. If you get enough of them it's like a dirty vibrating symphony.

# ? Jun 16, 2015 21:47

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

Actual question, albeit a probably dumb one:

The window motor on my door broke, driver door. I am going to get it fixed, but on the offchance I get pulled over in the meantime, how do I comply with the officer (since I can't roll down that window) and not get shot?

Edit: There are never illegal substances in my car. There are occasionally guns, but it's almost always an O/U in the trunk for clays, and there has never been a loaded pistol.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 00:16

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Just wait until the officer gets to your window and then point at your door and tell him it's broken. Then you can open up.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 00:23

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Shooting Blanks posted:

Actual question, albeit a probably dumb one:

The window motor on my door broke, driver door. I am going to get it fixed, but on the offchance I get pulled over in the meantime, how do I comply with the officer (since I can't roll down that window) and not get shot?

Edit: There are never illegal substances in my car. There are occasionally guns, but it's almost always an O/U in the trunk for clays, and there has never been a loaded pistol.

Cop walks up, will likely ask you to roll down your window. Tell him the window is broken and ask if it's ok to open the door to speak with them instead. They will either say to open the door or depending on the situation just speak with you from the passenger side. The cop also might ask you to step out of the vehicle, so just hop out and speak with them and carry on.

Get your window fixed as in many states that's an equipment violation.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 00:27

Shooting Blanks: Jun 6, 2007; Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade

Untagged posted:

Cop walks up, will likely ask you to roll down your window. Tell him the window is broken and ask if it's ok to open the door to speak with them instead. They will either say to open the door or depending on the situation just speak with you from the passenger side. The cop also might ask you to step out of the vehicle, so just hop out and speak with them and carry on.

Get your window fixed as in many states that's an equipment violation.

I barely ever drive, my car has also been out of registration for a year and inspection for 18 months.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 00:35

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

I was actually in the exact opposite situation a while back, my window broke while I had it rolled down and I could not get that damned thing back up again. You mentioned that it's an equipment violation, I've since gotten it fixed, but if it happens again would a cop be able to ping me for that? Like, can he tell me to roll my window up, and write me a ticket if I can't?

# ? Jun 17, 2015 00:39

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

Shooting Blanks posted:

Actual question, albeit a probably dumb one:

The window motor on my door broke, driver door. I am going to get it fixed, but on the offchance I get pulled over in the meantime, how do I comply with the officer (since I can't roll down that window) and not get shot?

Edit: There are never illegal substances in my car. There are occasionally guns, but it's almost always an O/U in the trunk for clays, and there has never been a loaded pistol.

You're gonna get shot in the face or:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p7lndGi-sI

The more you say "I do not consent" gives the cop 2x power ups each time so start crying and claim you're a gay tranny so you can get a 15% defensive bonus against bludgeoning attacks, just fyi.

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Jun 17, 2015

# ? Jun 17, 2015 00:40

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

where the gently caress do these sovereign morons get the idea that it's "not a crime" to drive without a license?

# ? Jun 17, 2015 00:47

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

Mike-o posted:

where the gently caress do these sovereign morons get the idea that it's "not a crime" to drive without a license?

Because it's not in the constitution

# ? Jun 17, 2015 00:57

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Reign Of Pain posted:

Because it's not in the constitution

I love the choosy attitude of these people too. They are all in for the SECOND AMENDMENT ARE GUNS RAH RAH. But stuff like the tenth? Never happened. Not if it means something they don't agree with. It's hilarious.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 03:05

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

Untagged posted:

I love the choosy attitude of these people too. They are all in for the SECOND AMENDMENT ARE GUNS RAH RAH. But stuff like the tenth? Never happened. Not if it means something they don't agree with. It's hilarious.

Had a bartender tell me that she didn't have to pay income taxes because it's not in the constitution. Told her speeding tickets aren't mentioned in the constitution either. She remained confused.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 03:15

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

America can put a loving robot SUV on another planet, why do we try to interpret the wisdom of rich assholes from the 1700s who didn't even know what germ theory was. Burn the constitution start from scratch. Ideally with communism.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 04:30

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Branis posted:

America can put a loving robot SUV on another planet, why do we try to interpret the wisdom of rich assholes from the 1700s who didn't even know what germ theory was. Burn the constitution start from scratch. Ideally with communism.

burn you first you loving traitor

# ? Jun 17, 2015 04:36

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Question for the cops: What is the average distribution per department of Commies vs. McCarthyists?

I'm thinking like 40%/60%?

# ? Jun 17, 2015 04:52

Kase Im Licht: Jan 26, 2001

Reign Of Pain posted:

Had a bartender tell me that she didn't have to pay income taxes because it's not in the constitution. Told her speeding tickets aren't mentioned in the constitution either. She remained confused.

But income taxes are in the constitution. They have a whole amendment.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 04:53

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

America can put a loving robot SUV on another planet, why do we try to interpret the wisdom of rich assholes from the 1700s who didn't even know what germ theory was. Burn the constitution start from scratch. Ideally with communism.

Now I'm triggered.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 08:02

Vahakyla: May 3, 2013

Branis posted:

America can put a loving robot SUV on another planet, why do we try to interpret the wisdom of rich assholes from the 1700s who didn't even know what germ theory was. Burn the constitution start from scratch. Ideally with communism.

Unironically agreed.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 08:57

Vahakyla: May 3, 2013

Captain Bravo posted:

Question for the cops: What is the average distribution per department of Commies vs. McCarthyists?

I'm thinking like 40%/60%?

Serious answer:

There are legit socialists and commies, but like in most professions in the US, they don't come out much. They're just not one or two, I can name offhand from my friend circle already ten within same department.

However based on the experiences of my family members and relatives and friend circles, there's way more democrat cops.
Now, not like "I'd vote Sanders but he won't win so Clinton"-democrats.
But like "I am like a republican minus the overt racism and aversion to taxes". In other words, McAuliffe-democrats. New Jersey democrat. Dock worker democrats. Maybe even blue dog democrat. Those there are pleeeeeenty. They're not really progressives, they just vote democrat. Make sense?

# ? Jun 17, 2015 09:01

Captain Bravo: Feb 16, 2011; An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Vahakyla posted:

Maybe even blue dog democrat.

Is this the same thing as a "yellow-dog democrat" in the south? Somebody who voted democrat before the nixon years, when it was the conservative party, and just kept voting democrat and remaining oblivious to the changing political landscape?

(No joke, I didn't think they existed anymore in the wild, but the last town I lived/worked in, there was an honest-to-god yellow-dog democrat as county judge. He'd always run unopposed, so nobody ever voted him out. In the election they held while I was there, somebody who hated his guts ran against him for the republican nomination, causing him to switch parties and compete in the primary. Her campaign slogan was, "I'm xxxxx, and I've always been a Republican." He lost.)

# ? Jun 17, 2015 09:17

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

The very few democrats/liberals in this line of work that I know of are generally mocked and shunned as they should be.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 10:21

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

The very few democrats/liberals in this line of work that I know of are black or hispanic.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 11:58

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

A cop voting Democrat is like a poor voting republican.

# ? Jun 17, 2015 12:15

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

A cop voting Democrat is like a poor voting republican.

It's ironic because most of us are poor

# ? Jun 17, 2015 12:32

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

It's ironic because most of us are poor

Cops making a hundred grand think they're poor. What is it with cops and teachers that are never satisfied. Sheesh.

If you're not happy with your salary go work for a dept that pays better?

# ? Jun 17, 2015 13:26

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# ? May 21, 2024 22:27

Branis: Apr 14, 2006

cops are bad with money. Give them a decent paycheck and now they gotta buy a harley so they can ride with the BLUE KNIGHTS MC. Then they gotta buy an expensive house in the suburbs they cant afford so the girl they met who works at the gas station can put live laugh love decals all over the walls.

Also factor in alimony and child support for the inevitable divorce or two.

Branis fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Jun 17, 2015

# ? Jun 17, 2015 14:21

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