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The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Internet Kraken posted:

Sessler looks like he's started degenerating into a ghoul.

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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now lets talk about fallout 3

Crosspeice
Aug 9, 2013

300k! :toot:

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
that was the first gif of e3 wasnt it

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
People are still people.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
These assholes aren't going to even mention New Vegas are they?

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy
"Man fallout 3 was so good!" - people who are supposed to be talking about a new game

hanyolo
Jul 18, 2013
I am an employee of the Microsoft Gaming Division and they pay me to defend the Xbox One on the Something Awful Forums
Sess reminder

http://i.minus.com/iNWADHOdKV1XV.gif

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

echronorian posted:

that was the first gif of e3 wasnt it

THere have been so many Oculus ones, though

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Eonwe posted:

it'll be bad in 2 minutes

It's pretty bad now when they're talking up Fallout 3.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
watching htem try to talk up f3 is laughable

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Fojar38 posted:

now lets talk about fallout 3

I'm pretty sure this is considered torture by the Geneva convention.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

:sigh:

Crosspeice
Aug 9, 2013

So yeah, this is what E3 is actually about.

Tuesday is a long way away...

Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown

Dred Cosmonaut posted:

watching htem try to talk up f3 is laughable

Just like everyone's favorite Elder Scrolls game, Oblivion.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
this is disgusting

Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

for the record i started playing the original isometric fallout today and it actually feels less clunky than 3 or NV, if only because it doesn't present itself in a format that requires responsive control to feel decent then have a second long delay when you pull the trigger

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
oh boy time to talk about dad games

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Neo_Crimson posted:

These assholes aren't going to even mention New Vegas are they?

why would bethseda want to remind people that other companies have made better fallout games have them

fallout 3 is the first and only fallout game

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
If you're watching the GiantBomb stream on Youtube you won't see the entire thing, you have to go to their website.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
megaton was the most retarded plot ever

why cant anyone make a real morality system, instead of SHINING HERO BOYSCOUT and EVIL PUPPY MURDER RAPIST

Crosspeice
Aug 9, 2013

YOU WILL SEE

YOU WILL SEE

YOU WILL SEE

I AIN'T SEEING gently caress

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Bicyclops posted:

THere have been so many Oculus ones, though

sorry

i meant sessler gif, naturally

Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva

Crabtree posted:

So on the loving e3 bethesda stream, none of these people involved in presenting it know anything about this game besides the trailer?

Apparently not!

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Crosspeice posted:

So yeah, this is what E3 is actually about.

Tuesday is a long way away...

This is like when you were a kid on christmas and you were done opening up all your awesome presents that consisted of toys and video games, and now your parents are opening their presents of boring poo poo like books and jewelery

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

oh god shut up let me laugh at some dumb suits on stage

Davinci
Feb 21, 2013
adam sessler's skin looks like raw meat

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

what the loving gently caress is he even talking about

Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

i've got this on mute and i'm still mildly annoyed by their dumb faces and hand movements. get off the stage

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
Bring in John Madden and let him talk about video games.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i would seriously rather be watching a blank stage right now

Republicanus
Oct 16, 2002

Have a smoke. Coffee? You're welcome.
Fun Shoe
I am not seeing fun yet.

These are the wrong spokes-bipeds.

Fun is not being shown.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Dred Cosmonaut posted:

megaton was the most retarded plot ever

why cant anyone make a real morality system, instead of SHINING HERO BOYSCOUT and EVIL PUPPY MURDER RAPIST

just keep giving that homeless person clean water, and everyone will forget about the megaton crater

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

"This sense of it being very relenetless" is the way I feel about these people talking!!

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.
I you have this on mute Sessler looks like he is losing his poo poo and about to brutally beat the poo poo out of Morgan

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Please keep replaying DOOM and not showing anything.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Ahaha, lets look at this great footage (3 seconds of footage) YAY!


Oi.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
"Wow, you could blow up the town or not blow up the town. So cool! And the teddy bear launcher really made you know this was post-apocalyptic. Hahaha... When's Robert gonna bring me my loving crack rocks?"

orphean
Apr 27, 2007

beep boop bitches
my monads are fully functional
Jesus loving christ :negative:

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SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
This so reminds me why i just look at lists of e3 news and funny gifs instead.

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