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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Poque posted:

it's pronounced Gwen Stefani

I wasn't sure if that counted as a rivals.com nickname so I steered clear.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Hamilton stealing a base against Lester?? :confused:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Poque posted:

Hamilton stealing a base against Lester?? :confused:

Make that two bases

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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gently caress Jay Bruce :argh:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Make that two bases

three

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

billy hamilton is ridiculous. whenever i watch the reds he's basically running at will

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

The Pussy Boss posted:

billy hamilton is ridiculous. whenever i watch the reds he's basically running at will

He's running on Jon Lester. Bartolo Colon could steal a base.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Uh I think that's a fair ball

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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The bullpen catcher caught that line drive with his rear end :stare:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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15th time Rizzo's been beaned this season

e: Apparently it didn't hit him and they're sending him back. I hope he hits a homer now.

Kevlar v2.0 fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Jun 15, 2015

Monkey Fury
Jul 10, 2001
If you can't lipread, that was a "loving bullshit, man" that Rizzo just dropped

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ump smoked by aroldis wild pitch in the bullpen

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

ump smoked by aroldis wild pitch in the bullpen

Either he has a tattoo that is just a giant black blob or his neck is SMEARED in pine tar

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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God drat it, Motte

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Holy poo poo they got out of it :stare:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


never in doubt with superstar motte, the bullpen houdini

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Time for another walk off win.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


no chapman for :siren:closers reasons

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Baxter's gotten hosed on bullshit outside strike 3 calls twice now

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


oh good it's ejax

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


oh good, just walk billy hamilton, good call

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


stole on a loving pitchout drat you

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Haha. Five stolen bases.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Billy is fun as hell to have on your team

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


only the cubs can let billy get on base enough to have 5 stolen bases

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Did they show that earlier or were they saving the Todd Frazier: Super Athlete graphic in case of extra innings?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Eject Frazier for that poo poo. That one was actually a strike, unlike the 2 on Baxter.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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oh gently caress Schlitter is warming up

gently caress fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i thought the cubs sent him back down to endor

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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I'm ready for the kid who keeps yelling at every pitch to get stabbed

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


rosscup is a jug-eared moron who can't pitch surely there's a lefty in the system that is better than this dude

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Guess who's back
Back again
Schlitty's back
It's the end

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sparkling 2.10 WHIP for Schlitter :swoon:

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
That beard tho

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Schlitter didn't Schlit the bed :stare:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


reds are sort of schlitting themselves here

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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:confuoot:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


bryant walkoff would be cool

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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How about a second straight Castro walk-off? That'd be neat.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


castro has a chance to be a cubs mike brown

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