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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Pro-Union socialist till I die and pretty much everyone knows it.

Bernie Sanders '16

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Cops making a hundred grand think they're poor. What is it with cops and teachers that are never satisfied. Sheesh.

If you're not happy with your salary go work for a dept that pays better?

Na, I'm happier than most. I was just reflecting the sentiments of the vast majority of people I work with who feel entitled to everything when 90% of what they do is drive around.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

The very few democrats/liberals in this line of work that I know of are generally mocked and shunned as they should be.

You're kind of like the dudes who insist that the gays have only recently arrived in NFL and that surely there are only these, like, two, tops. It's pretty funny.



Psssstttttt there's way more. Stay on your toes, they spy for Obama.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Vahakyla posted:

Stay on your toes, they spy for Obama.

I knew it :tinfoil:

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
I have to keep my commie beliefs hidden or else i'd probably get burned at the stake by my teapublican coworkers.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Branis posted:

I have to keep my commie beliefs hidden or else i'd probably get burned at the stake by my teapublican coworkers.

No, didn't you read what vahakyla said, there's commies all around they're just hiding or something?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Na, I'm happier than most. I was just reflecting the sentiments of the vast majority of people I work with who feel entitled to everything when 90% of what they do is drive around.

You could probably double police salaries across the board and within a year people would be bitching that they're underpaid, can't make ends meet, need more overtime to pay their mortgage, motorcycle/boat payments, timeshare, etc. It's just the psychology behind it, people adjust their lifestyle to what they're earning so they never truly feel like they're getting ahead.

I'm at least aware enough to realize that I make decent money given the fact that I drive around a lot and am not qualified to do anything else at all besides walmart greeter or burger flipper. However, I'm still flawed enough to think I'm underpaid and wish I earned more. I know our job doesn't generate profit and capitalism etc., but I hate that I go to work to get yelled at, assaulted, chase after and fight with drunks and other idiots, work nights/weekends/holidays, sacrifice a social life, go to court on 2 hours of sleep, but yet some rear end in a top hat in a suit can sit in front of a computer all day and make twice what I do. I don't know what "fair" pay would be, and I don't know what magical salary level would make me feel satisfied. The answer is probably that there is no level of pay where cops would be satisfied (or anyone for that matter)?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Don't be upset that you're not living The Good Life and instead focus on living A Good Life by making the most of what you have and enjoying every aspect of your day. I don't need a poo poo load of money to slow cook some spare ribs in my back yard while sipping a good whisky. I don't have to be rich to ride bikes with my kid after school, or go for a jog or cut my own lawn or work on my old car but these are all things that make me happy. Also internet porn. That's essentially free.

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE
My MD ticket from a month or two ago got thrown out in cort. Time to go listen to Rage Against the Machine and do burnouts out of the courthouse #NoJusticeNoPeace #YourCarsAreBrown

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Vahakyla posted:

You're kind of like the dudes who insist that the gays have only recently arrived in NFL and that surely there are only these, like, two, tops.

How many bottoms?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Pro-tip For Cops From An Old FTO: Work where the Democrats are in charge, Live where the Republicans are in charge.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
Minnesota is democrat and shits better here than in any republican shithole

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
why does anybody get locked in with one party

if a republican came out and said "I AM LITERALLY GOING TO GRATE YOUR rear end in a top hat LINING AND THEN gently caress IT AFTER I DIP MY COCK IN ALCOHOL BY THE WAY gently caress BLACK PEOPLE" and die hard republicans will be like "YEAH I'M VOTING FOR THAT GUY!" on the basis that he is a republican.

idgi

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cole posted:

why does anybody get locked in with one party

if a republican came out and said "I AM LITERALLY GOING TO GRATE YOUR rear end in a top hat LINING AND THEN gently caress IT AFTER I DIP MY COCK IN ALCOHOL BY THE WAY gently caress BLACK PEOPLE" and die hard republicans will be like "YEAH I'M VOTING FOR THAT GUY!" on the basis that he is a republican.

idgi

I would vote for that guy based on character alone.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

I would vote for that guy based on character alone.

yea that dude sounds like he owns

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
wait are only black people getting rear end blasted or are whites gonna get rear end blasted too? Cause i'm not voting for the white rear end blaster.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Cole posted:

why does anybody get locked in with one party

if a republican came out and said "I AM LITERALLY GOING TO GRATE YOUR rear end in a top hat LINING AND THEN gently caress IT AFTER I DIP MY COCK IN ALCOHOL BY THE WAY gently caress BLACK PEOPLE" and die hard republicans will be like "YEAH I'M VOTING FOR THAT GUY!" on the basis that he is a republican.

idgi

first honest politician ever

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Cole posted:

why does anybody get locked in with one party

Because even the worst republican is still better than the best democrat.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Because even the worst republican is still better than the best democrat.

Counterpoint: Bill Clinton owned.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
You are such an amazing specimen, Shep.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Counterpoint: Bill Clinton owned.

Old South Democrats are normally awesome because they're equal parts competent, carefree and corrupt. Joe Biden is an honorary one.

Just like New England Republicans are normally pretty boss because they are (for the most part) just business men who don't put up any false pretenses to being in office just to make it easier for them to make money when they leave.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Some great stuff itt today



Who else is voting for Trump?

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
bernie sanders/mecha stalin 2016

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Shep suffers from Stockholm Syndrome

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


None of this has anything to do with cops btw. MODS???

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Smiling Jack posted:

Shep suffers from Stockholm Syndrome

No I just live in Illinois.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Smiling Jack posted:

Shep suffers from Stockholm Syndrome

Legit lol'd.



Hey Shep, "love it or leave it" :smug:

Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Jun 18, 2015

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Branis posted:

Minnesota is democrat and shits better here than in any republican shithole

Nah man, Democrat Farmer-Labor, because we're special.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
I'm voting Green Party. :haw:

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Just kidding. Vote Whig.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Untagged posted:

Just kidding. Vote Whig. Whip



Agreed.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Was gonna make this joke but you did first. Cool.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Looks like you have an new AV.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Untagged posted:

Looks like you have an new AV.

Ya but make the branch look more like a :dong:

Branis
Apr 14, 2006
Pretty hard to vote with all the black panthers intimidating honest white folk outside the polling stations

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Vahakyla posted:

Hey Shep, "love it or leave it" :smug:

I'm gay

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

All making sense now.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

No I just live in Illinois.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

No I just live in Illinois.

I loving hate Illinois Nazis

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Infowars bumper stickers are PC for a Tstop, right?

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The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

JayKay posted:

Infowars bumper stickers are PC for a Tstop, right?

I don't know but I always cite anyone with Obama stickers. They need to do their part to plug the billion dollar deficits driven up by their party.

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