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inkjet_lakes
Feb 9, 2015

Ruse posted:

After all the Flight of the Intruder talk... Is there any sim out there where I can rock an A-6 off a carrier and bomb poo poo?

Hell, any sim where I can rock any jet off of a carrier for some good A2G/SEAD?

:smuggo:

My copy of this for the Amiga included a free copy of the novel, still one of my favourite aviation books ever.

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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Hello, childhood memories. :allears:

Spectrum HoloByte had the best video game company name, and may have been the best recruiter the U.S. Military ever had.

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

Speaking of childhood memories:



I played this poo poo so much back in the early 90s. I intercepted so many goddamn Exocets.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


I played the Nighthawk simulator and bombed Tripoli several thousand times.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Jane's ATF Gold. Also Longbow 2. So many hours.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
A-10 Attack!

You could loving click the switches and they'd flip. If that doesn't amaze the poo poo out of you you're not a ten year old in the mid to late nineties.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde

BIG HEADLINE posted:

The one at ~2:15 looks like a failure, or at least an EMALS version of a 'cold cat.'

The text accompanying this video posting says that this problem is related to these tests.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5c8_1435121386

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Look at all you bad people who don't know about Microprose

INTJ Mastermind
Dec 30, 2004

It's a radial!

LingcodKilla posted:

Based on my experience that little loving door was a pain in the rear end to get in and out of for a normal sized human much less some guy running full tactical out(which I wasnt, all i had was a vest and a gunbelt).

I'd imagine the van would be meant to transport the SWAT members to the area and then they would dismount, gear up, and approach on foot. Not like they would burst through the fence, popping smoke and suppressing with HMG fire while 20 good men stumble out like a clown car.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
DI's Tornado. For the longest time we didn't have a mouse, and i just couldn't figure out how to lock-on radar guided missiles with the Air Defence Variant. Turns out I had to be able to click the target on the radar screen :downs:

Also laminated maps and a bigass manual. I think I've said it before itt but I still can't really fathom my 9 year old self figuring all that poo poo out in a foreign language, but I guess I've become exponentially stoopider.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


inkjet_lakes posted:

:smuggo:

My copy of this for the Amiga included a free copy of the novel, still one of my favourite aviation books ever.

https://archive.org/details/msdos_Flight_of_the_Intruder_1990

No free novel, I'm afraid



Helter Skelter posted:

Speaking of childhood memories:



I played this poo poo so much back in the early 90s. I intercepted so many goddamn Exocets.

https://archive.org/details/JetfighterII_1020



That Works posted:

I played the Nighthawk simulator and bombed Tripoli several thousand times.

https://archive.org/details/NighthawkF-117aStealthFighter2.0Demo

Demo only, sorry



mlmp08 posted:

Jane's ATF Gold. Also Longbow 2. So many hours.

https://archive.org/details/JanesCombatSimulationsAdvancedTacticalFighters_1020 (which is the demo)
or perhaps https://archive.org/details/A.T.F._-_Advanced_Tactical_Fighters_1996_Electronic_Arts

Longbow 2:
https://archive.org/details/Longbow_2_1997_Electronic_Arts
(see also: https://archive.org/details/Longbow_Gold_1997_Electronic_Arts)



FrozenVent posted:

A-10 Attack!

You could loving click the switches and they'd flip. If that doesn't amaze the poo poo out of you you're not a ten year old in the mid to late nineties.

Couldn't find A-10 Attack! but I did get the demo of the sequel, A-10 Cuba!
https://archive.org/details/A10CUBA


Smiling Jack posted:

Look at all you bad people who don't know about Microprose

https://archive.org/details/software?&and[]=MicroProse

simplefish fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Jun 24, 2015

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Helter Skelter posted:

Speaking of childhood memories:



I played this poo poo so much back in the early 90s. I intercepted so many goddamn Exocets.

FLYING HELLACIOUS EXOCET HI-5

I played that game endlessly.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Koesj posted:

DI's Tornado. For the longest time we didn't have a mouse, and i just couldn't figure out how to lock-on radar guided missiles with the Air Defence Variant. Turns out I had to be able to click the target on the radar screen :downs:

Also laminated maps and a bigass manual. I think I've said it before itt but I still can't really fathom my 9 year old self figuring all that poo poo out in a foreign language, but I guess I've become exponentially stoopider.

Oh go on then


https://archive.org/details/TORNADO_1020
(or https://archive.org/details/Tornado_And_Falcon_3.0_1993_Digital_Integration_compilation
or https://archive.org/details/Tornado_1994_Digital_Integration
or https://archive.org/details/Tornado_v1.0c_1993_Digital_Integration_DE
or https://archive.org/details/Dsdemo - "Tornado: Operation Desert Storm Demo" - I don't know if that's a sequel or what)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


evil_bunnY posted:

No. Look at the door.

They are. I've been in one just like that. The plate is on the inside mold of the door. It's not very thick and the ones I've seen of that style are only good for pistol and shotgun though the glass is rated for most rifles. There's even a taller model where you can stand up and walk out without any crouching.

Hell if you are approaching on foot you may as well just skip the armored car all together. I thought the whole point of the car was to get close to the action already ready to go.

Tall model.



Urban Camo.

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

I've actually still got my CD somewhere in a box, and long ago ripped an iso for it that's just sitting here waiting for me to get bored enough to go through DOSBox configuration again.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
::kicks down door:: I AM LOOKING FOR A BENTO BOX ARMORED VEHICLE. IT CANT BE PINKU. IT MUST HAVE 2 OR MORE KUBOTA. IT MUST BE CHIBI KAWAII. IT WOULD BE NICE IF IT CAME WITH A MATCHING ASSAULT RIFLE RACK. OH. IT CAN NOT HAVE ANY CARTOON PICTURES, UGLY CAMO, OR BE MADE OF PLASTIC.


FUKKIN PERFECT

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jun 24, 2015

DrAlexanderTobacco
Jun 11, 2012

Help me find my true dharma

Smiling Jack posted:

Look at all you bad people who don't know about Microprose

M1 Tank Platoon 2 :whatup:

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

simplefish posted:

Oh go on then

Yeah I dosboxed it a couple of years ago and it was great fun loft bombing installations, shooting ALARMs at AA, and most of all delivering worlds of hurt on enemy airfields with the JP233. Also most ancient flight 'sims' are arcadey as hell compared to the standards that F4.0 set a couple of years later, which suits me just fine.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Smiling Jack posted:

Look at all you bad people who don't know about Microprose

They ate Spectrum Holobyte :( But they also made X-Com.


I miss Interplay, too.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Godholio posted:

They ate Spectrum Holobyte

Other way round, wasn't it?

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

mlmp08 posted:

Jane's ATF Gold. Also Longbow 2. So many hours.

I think I owned every Jane's title up until the age of 14. I think I still have F/A-18 somewhere around here. I know I have the Longbow disks and booklets somewhere too, I have a bad habit of not throwing anything away.

e: And B-52 Megafortress still might be my favorite flight sim ever, if only because 7 year old me played the gently caress out of it and loved to read the manual.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Smiling Jack posted:

Look at all you bad people who don't know about Microprose

FLEET DEFENDER!

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

MrMojok posted:

FLEET DEFENDER!

Currently only $6.99 on Steam.

I'm waiting until Falcon 3.0 drops on Steam, I still have all, and I mean ALL the manuals & 3.5 floppies for Falcon 3.0, Mig-29, F/A-18 Hornet and Fighting Tiger.

Edit: They also have F-19 and F-117, which were basically a flight sim crossed with Thief.

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jun 24, 2015

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

FrozenVent posted:

A-10 Attack!

You could loving click the switches and they'd flip. If that doesn't amaze the poo poo out of you you're not a ten year old in the mid to late nineties.

Look at how right this man is.

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE

Smiling Jack posted:

Look at all you bad people who don't know about Microprose

loving Falcon 4.0 turned my combat sim experience into goddamn homework.

Raised on Stunt Island, Jetfighter 3, and Fighter's Anthology

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


I spent waaay too much time watching an my AIM-120 fly across 20+ miles through the missile chase cam in F-22 Lightning II. Also trying to drop jdams down nuke plant cooling stacks.

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

Arrath posted:

I spent waaay too much time watching an my AIM-120 fly across 20+ miles through the missile chase cam in F-22 Lightning II. Also trying to drop jdams down nuke plant cooling stacks.

gently caress that, nuke the nuke plants.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Actually I only had the demo disc. :shobon: the loadout was limited to amrams, sidewinders, jdams and my gun of course.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Smiling Jack posted:

Other way round, wasn't it?

They kept the Microprose name, that's all I know. I think Atari eventually ate them and shitcanned both studios either way.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Spectrum Holobyte bought Microprose, laid off a lot of the US staff (which lead to Sid Meier, Brian Reynolds and others to go form Firaxis), then got bought by loving Hasbro of all people, and then the brand got passed around, closed down, then Microprose got reincarnated.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Smiling Jack posted:

Edit: They also have F-19 and F-117, which were basically a flight sim crossed with Thief.

Played too much of F-117. Even remember landing in shady airships in Iran to support intelligence missions :kamina:

I also played Infiltrator on my Atari 800. You'd fly a helicopter into enemy territory, sneak past aircraft by knowing their code phrases, and then land and sneak into enemy faculties and photograph poo poo. (I could do some of these things, never all of them at once.)

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Nebakenezzer posted:

I also played Infiltrator on my Atari 800. You'd fly a helicopter into enemy territory, sneak past aircraft by knowing their code phrases, and then land and sneak into enemy faculties and photograph poo poo. (I could do some of these things, never all of them at once.)

Yeah, played that on my C-64. Only managed to beat the first mission once. Surprisingly complex. I remember stealing uniforms of progressively higher ranking guards.

LeadSled
Jan 7, 2008

Nebakenezzer posted:

Played too much of F-117. Even remember landing in shady airships in Iran to support intelligence missions :kamina:

I also played Infiltrator on my Atari 800. You'd fly a helicopter into enemy territory, sneak past aircraft by knowing their code phrases, and then land and sneak into enemy faculties and photograph poo poo. (I could do some of these things, never all of them at once.)

Holy poo poo, I've been trying to find this game, off and on whenever I remember playing it, for almost 20 years now. My friends always thought I was full of crap when I described this game to them.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

LeadSled posted:

Holy poo poo, I've been trying to find this game, off and on whenever I remember playing it, for almost 20 years now. My friends always thought I was full of crap when I described this game to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9fzZ5SJws8

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Arrath posted:

I spent waaay too much time watching an my AIM-120 fly across 20+ miles through the missile chase cam in F-22 Lightning II. Also trying to drop jdams down nuke plant cooling stacks.

This but that lovely Top Gun game and watching AIM-54s for a hundred miles.

Unlimited ammo made some missions really easy.

wkarma
Jul 16, 2010
Someone say Falcon 4?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Smiling Jack posted:

Look at all you bad people who don't know about Microprose



"Identify this Ship Using Your Manual"

Hunterhr posted:

This but that lovely Top Gun game and watching AIM-54s for a hundred miles.

Unlimited ammo made some missions really easy.

All the more reason DCS: F-14A/A+/B can't get here loving fast enough. I miss Fleet Defender, and the possibility of being able to Bombcat it up as well as run BARCAPs is tantalizing.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Anybody missing Falcon 4.0 or its heyday, or wanting to learn what it was all about, you should know that that poo poo is free nowadays in the form of Falcon BMS.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3633891

Gibfender
Apr 15, 2007

Electricity In Our Homes
What was the F/A-18 sim that had nukes? I have fond memories of nuking a dam and seeing how low I could get without getting caught in the blast. Would've been mid to late 90s

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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Gibfender posted:

What was the F/A-18 sim that had nukes? I have fond memories of nuking a dam and seeing how low I could get without getting caught in the blast. Would've been mid to late 90s

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2925708

;)

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