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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



Is Anything More White than a Color Run?

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
me

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Bocce

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


I dunno but it's definitely an enjoyable activity that shouldn't be disparaged just because one might associate it with white people

also arguably it's whiter before the run begins rather than after

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Justin Tyme posted:


also arguably it's whiter before the run begins rather than after

I think this point is worth future investigation.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
They're people of color op

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Justin Tyme posted:

I dunno but it's definitely an enjoyable activity that shouldn't be disparaged just because one might associate it with white people

also arguably it's whiter before the run begins rather than after

Could you explain this further? I've never seen a colored person at a color run.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
WHERES A COP WHEN YOU NEED THESE COLOREDS SHOT

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Cool things to say at a color run:

1. "These colors don't run!" (said while walking)

2. "This really blue me away!!" (you have to emphasize the word blue)

3. "No pain(t), no gain" (more of a cool thing to text)

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
The original poster's rear end.

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

satanic splash-back posted:

Cool things to say at a color run:

1. "These colors don't run!" (said while walking)

2. "This really blue me away!!" (you have to emphasize the word blue)

3. "No pain(t), no gain" (more of a cool thing to text)

I WOULD RAWDOG THE FATHER OF ANY TO SAY THESE THINGS

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I like hitting the random button on the know your meme website

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Things Neukoln19 Hates

1) Running for fitness and sport
2) Being splashed by idiots with colorful dyes
3) having an innocent good time

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
So it's like Holi?

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
i thought this was about escaping slaves, but i misread it as colored run

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
yeah op its called "dressage"

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
hurr my skin is the color of spicy mayonnaise how can I be a less disgusting color so a hot bull can breed me durr might as well go on a color run

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

satanic splash-back posted:

Cool things to say at a color run:

1. "These colors don't run!" (said while walking)

2. "This really blue me away!!" (you have to emphasize the word blue)

3. "No pain(t), no gain" (more of a cool thing to text)

1. "YOU'D LOOK GOOD CUT UP IN MY FREEZER, BITCH!!!"

2. "I WANNA WATCH YOU BLEED!!!"

3. "AUUUUUUGGHH!!!!!" *as you chase other participants*

feller
Jul 5, 2006


The whitest thing is actually to post on a dying comedy forum mocking people enjoying themselves with others outside

where the sun is

feller
Jul 5, 2006


sorry i meant pathetic

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Why have gimmick runs sprung up out of nowhere over the past few years? I mean you suddenly got the Tough Mudder, Spartan Race, color bullshit like this replacing regular 5k/10k charity road races. Is it because yuo get to brag about it on twitter?

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Hey it's fun

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008
white liberals are so loving neurotic about what "is" and "isn't" "white"

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler


I thought color run was when your red shirt turns your underwear pink. This looks like some kind of Pee-Wee's Playhouse sports thing? idgi

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

i was reading that the color dust they use at these is the same thing that blew up all those dancing asian people yesterday so maybe dont light a cig at your color runs

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

Dave_Indeed posted:

1. "YOU'D LOOK GOOD CUT UP IN MY FREEZER, BITCH!!!"

2. "I WANNA WATCH YOU BLEED!!!"

3. "AUUUUUUGGHH!!!!!" *as you chase other participants*

now this guy gets it

i like the cut of your jib good sir

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Macasaurus posted:

i was reading that the color dust they use at these is the same thing that blew up all those dancing asian people yesterday so maybe dont light a cig at your color runs

Yeah, it's colored cornstarch which is also a big gently caress you if you wear contacts

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
You just did a color run? that's nice. Now let tell you about the superiority of the cuck meme...

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
but is it gluten free

RennZero
Oct 10, 2007

"Get in."
Don't they do this in India? I thought this was part of an Indian holiday or something.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I've had some time to think about it, and now I don't care what kind of collar they wear, as long as they wear one.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

satanic splash-back posted:

I've had some time to think about it, and now I don't care what kind of collar they wear, as long as they wear one.

Please tell me this joke wasn't the whole reason you posted this thread

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

gnarlyhotep posted:

Please tell me this joke wasn't the whole reason you posted this thread

I'd ask where your jokes are, but then I realized you're living it.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
This is cultural appropriation FYI.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

satanic splash-back posted:

I'd ask where your jokes are, but then I realized you're living it.

That's beside the point, and I'll take that as a yes

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

why do they have race numbers when they don't run?

white women?

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010
Gnarlyhotep, you are polling quite poorly in focus groups. Maybe you should check out my personal branding thread for some tips on making your content "click" with your readers!

global gobby goon
Jun 22, 2007

Lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven;
lower your eyelids to die with the sun.

withak posted:

This is cultural appropriation FYI.

Yeah, but it feels so good to take highly instagrammable selfies in my dirty gym clothes, no filter y'all!

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Is it possible to dye jizz before it leaves the body? I need to know to see if my Color Run bukkake porn parody Color Cum is going to be feasible or not

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I really want to go to a colour run some day, can anyone confirm they exist?

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