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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
yeah, i got nothing

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
did a few gross chicks last week and emerged std free i think

also managed to not get myself fired despite my best efforts

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Liver cirrhosis. Jaundice. Tuberculosis.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The unending wails of the banshee skull

Postmastergeneral
Jan 11, 2005
A back injury zero earned income and a dreary bleak outlook for 2016. Take me back to the mothership pls

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Postmastergeneral posted:

Take me back to the mothership pls

i hear that. this year isn't as bad as last year, but it's still a long way from good

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a hecatomb of sad cums

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Quit my lovely job and decided I needed to move to a city with more earthquakes on the other side of the planet.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I'm still posting here, so not enough, but if I was really that bad I would have killed myself by now

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
it won't be half over til july 1st so we got a few days

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress all

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
remember new year's eve, right after midnight? the new year stretches out before you like a field of fresh snow. it seems this unfathomable stretch of time. a whole year. you could do so much in a year!

and then it's loving june.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I've been cucked marginally less this year then at this point in previous years. I'm still working on the stats that will allow me to confirm whether this is a genuine positive trend or a spurious correlation, will report back once I've gathered more data.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i got a 30 day probation for burning that mod by quoting that tl;dr spam back in the spring.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

amityville anus posted:

i got a 30 day probation for burning that mod by quoting that tl;dr spam back in the spring.

lol pwnt

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
a raging staph infection in my groin

Serotonin
Jul 14, 2001

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of *blank*

Flesh Forge posted:

a raging staph infection in my groin

I got a strep one in my throat that nearly killed me. It seemed to prefer my arm.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Wulfolme posted:

gently caress all

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
loving poo poo dude

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
ive got my first drug dealer

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
more dead friends, more dead dreams, less bitches and less money

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Gaunab posted:

more dead friends

yeah man sucks loving balls

RennZero
Oct 10, 2007

"Get in."
I bowled a 141 today. Not super great but I don't bowl very often so I felt pretty good about it.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
july 2nd is the middle of the year actaully

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
My mom gave me a bump in my allowence and now mom lets me to keep a hot plate in my room for easy meal prep without having to leave the room where her boy friend doug is most likely hanging out drinking. If i could find a way to get rid of doug the year will be a commanding success.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

My mom gave me a bump in my allowence and now mom lets me to keep a hot plate in my room for easy meal prep without having to leave the room where her boy friend doug is most likely hanging out drinking. If i could find a way to get rid of doug the year will be a commanding success.

cuck him :iamafag:

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
I just started a movement that will change the world but I need FOLLOWers
https://twitter.com/stimpyl/status/615064154454372352

I also created COI. CATS. ON. INTERNET.
My goal is 50 subscribers by 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-o16EfGS5I

Edit that video reminds me that I started a Bed and Breakfast a few hours ago. Seems like im doing preety good

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
I also made my first thread on these very forums with my Veteran account
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3728294


dont make me:getout: gbs i'm not being productive imm still a :neckbeard:

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

had sex, handed in my notice, made some good threads in gbs, op.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


finished my phd and got a job :toot:

Rogue AI Goddess
May 10, 2012

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.
That was a joke... unless..?
2015 started on January 1st. There are still a couple more days to the halfway point, plenty of time to get poo poo done.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
Got a new job that pays twice as much as my old one.
Wen't to Peru and hiked to Machu Picchu among other awesome activities.
And I'll spend the whole summer on a beautiful island and my company pays my rent.

Things are looking up.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Some work experience and several dates. Quite normal I think?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

court appointed psychiatrist and mandatory weekly meetings with a parole officer

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I killed the ghost of captain Elias and burned his bones so he may never return. He left behind a spectral parchment that I believe leads to his hidden treasure

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
better job, better credit, physically stronger, kitchen remodel, cpu upgrade, numerous steam sale purchases although i havent played a video game all year

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

a dog from hell posted:

Liver cirrhosis.

coupla probations/ bannings, all in all good year

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i overloaded my courses and took summer classes, so i went from a freshman to a junior in university in 2015, skipping sophomore. i read about 50 books to do this, big heavy books with lots of facts in them

I feel good about 2015, better than many years before

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
It has been a great year so far. I quit a great job to go to school full time and couldn't be happier. Working is for suckers. So far 2015 is probably in the top 5 of years so far for me.

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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Blood for the Blood God and Skulls for the Skull Throne


I'm just about even on the timeline for my yearly quota, maybe a little ahead but not enough to really make me stand out as a candidate for advancement.

I just gotta have a little faith and remember to finish strong and things will tend to work out.

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