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I shower my (superior) uncircumsised penis once (0.99999...) times a day inside a plane on a treadmill
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Jun 30, 2015 19:39
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Shower every day in the summer, or every time you get sweaty Shower every other day in the winter Conditioner every time you shower, shampoo whenever your hair starts to get too oily for your tastes
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Jun 30, 2015 19:41
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spud posted:I bathe instead of shower because I can pretend i'm a submarine. baby, you got a stew goin'! 
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Jun 30, 2015 19:43
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Twice a day I'm basically just wasting water 
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Jun 30, 2015 19:58
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My landlord has terrible low-flow shower heads to conserve water so I only have baths now and use way more water than my normal shower would have.
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Jun 30, 2015 22:56
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I shower in the morning before work and have a nice relaxing bath at night, its worked good for me so far.
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Jun 30, 2015 22:58
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Baronjutter posted:My landlord has terrible low-flow shower heads to conserve water so I only have baths now and use way more water than my normal shower would have. So put your own shower head is. All you need is pipe tape and a little elbow grease.
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Jun 30, 2015 23:16
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Baronjutter posted:My landlord has terrible low-flow shower heads to conserve water so I only have baths now and use way more water than my normal shower would have. your soaking in your own filth, disgusting
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Jun 30, 2015 23:19
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I take a hot shower in the morning during which I scrub down etc. In the evening, after drinking, I take a cold shower to rinse some of the booze off me.
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Jun 30, 2015 23:21
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Im rarely serious when I say anything at all in GBS, but if you dont shower every day I think you should feel bad about yourself. Like even worse than if you were morbidly obese
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Jun 30, 2015 23:26
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can you imagine if you were morbidly obese and didnt shower everyday??
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Jun 30, 2015 23:44
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www posted:can you imagine if you were morbidly obese and didnt shower everyday?? They don't https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fJSqSyTdzQ
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Jun 30, 2015 23:48
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I shower every day, but if I skip using shampoo even once, it feels like my hair has "made it's own gel" 
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Jul 1, 2015 00:01
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www posted:can you imagine if you were morbidly obese and didnt shower everyday?? No, but I can imagine being filthy rich and not showering every day to smell good to peasants.
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Jul 1, 2015 00:02
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gay sewer monster posted:No, but I can imagine being filthy rich and not showering every day to smell good to peasants. that would be fun, see how foul you can smell and still have people sycophantically kiss your rear end
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Jul 1, 2015 00:08
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Rutibex posted:that would be fun, see how foul you can smell and still have people sycophantically kiss your rear end It is fun.
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Jul 1, 2015 00:08
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Rutibex posted:your soaking in your own filth, disgusting Stewin' in my own juices
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Jul 1, 2015 00:41
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:Im rarely serious when I say anything at all in GBS, but if you dont shower every day I think you should feel bad about yourself. Like even worse than if you were morbidly obese
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Jul 1, 2015 03:44
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I mean I work from home and I shower as soon as i get up
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Jul 1, 2015 03:44
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i only shower when stink lines become visible
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Jul 1, 2015 03:45
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i take a lot more showers in the summer and i very much recommend a simulated sauna (hot as gently caress bath with a cold shower finish)
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Jul 1, 2015 03:46
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im a cold shower guy sometimes
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Jul 1, 2015 03:46
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also when I am traveling but that goes without saying since i shower when I'm just doing conf and telepresence calls from my house how do you wake up and not shower how goddamn dirty are you
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Jul 1, 2015 03:47
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:Im rarely serious when I say anything at all in GBS, but if you dont shower every day I think you should feel bad about yourself. Like even worse than if you were morbidly obese
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Jul 1, 2015 03:49
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:Im rarely serious when I say anything at all in GBS, but if you dont shower every day I think you should feel bad about yourself. Like even worse than if you were morbidly obese Empty quote worthy. But the obese don't feel bad, at all. Just full
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Jul 1, 2015 03:53
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:Im rarely serious when I say anything at all in GBS, but if you dont shower every day I think you should feel bad about yourself. Like even worse than if you were morbidly obese
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Jul 1, 2015 04:00
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I shower in axe body spray
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Jul 1, 2015 04:25
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How often do I shower? Showering is merely a fraction of my morning ritual. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion. That's hygiene.
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Jul 1, 2015 04:31
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funny thing about the shampoo talk: if you cut your hair real short nobody can tell if you washed your hair or not and shower time is a third of what it was.
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Jul 1, 2015 11:49
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:Please, elaborate! Use tea for toothpaste. Bathe in the sweat and pussy juices of thousands of concubines, be scrubbed down afterwards (if that's your thing) with steam towels . poo poo in public gardens instead of using a toilet and finally have excessive amounts of body lice/skin infections, so you can drop your pants in public to scratch yourself.
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Jul 1, 2015 12:00
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I shower once a day but It's like a 15-30 minute shower so I get super clean. My friends make fun of me for my notoriously long showers but tbh I just like standing there with the water running.
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Jul 1, 2015 12:10
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If you don't shower then you have to wash and towel off your face and wash the sink when you shave and for all that bother you may as well have just done it in the shower.
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Jul 1, 2015 14:53
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So is 'I shower at least once a day'  the new "I don't even own a TV' or what?
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Jul 1, 2015 15:22
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Stuffguyman posted:So is 'I shower at least once a day' Yes. gently caress all the internet posters.
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Jul 1, 2015 15:24
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i like poo poo in my hands and rub it all over all over my face and balls while i jerk off. then i barf on my cock. hth
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Jul 1, 2015 15:29
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dad gay. so what posted:i like poo poo in my hands and rub it all over all over my face and balls while i jerk off. then i barf on my cock. hth It does help. Thank you.
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Jul 1, 2015 15:32
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Stuffguyman posted:So is 'I shower at least once a day' no its basic loving hygeine
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Jul 1, 2015 15:34
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Goons in the shower.
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Stuffguyman posted:So is 'I shower at least once a day' sounds like you need to bathe
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