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Sanctum: Feb 14, 2005; Property was their religion
A church for one

Yeah it's stupid how much money they take in.

I used to watch this 'variety' streamer because he was always on around 1-5 AM when I don't feel like doing things. There was this particularly annoying kid in his twitch chat that would donate $50 every day. And you could tell the guy streaming was gritting his teeth responding to the kid. Then one day he blew up and shouted at the kid for like a minute straight. :allears:

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

2 hours 29 minutes

I made it about 45 seconds

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# ? Jul 2, 2015 19:55

Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

im the special guest ceiling fan

# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:32

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sanctum posted:

Yeah it's stupid how much money they take in.

I used to watch this 'variety' streamer because he was always on around 1-5 AM when I don't feel like doing things. There was this particularly annoying kid in his twitch chat that would donate $50 every day. And you could tell the guy streaming was gritting his teeth responding to the kid. Then one day he blew up and shouted at the kid for like a minute straight.

how rolling wis this guy? I pay to post on this shithole of a forum, you bet your rear end I would be everyone's puppet if I was getting paid to do so

# ? Jul 2, 2015 20:50

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

do these twitch girls have amazon wishlists too?

# ? Jul 2, 2015 21:54

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

toggle posted:

do these twitch girls have amazon wishlists too?

yeah, and g2a referrals, and any other pimping out for money you can imagine really

# ? Jul 2, 2015 22:07

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Lucky Guy posted:

im the special guest ceiling fan

lol

# ? Jul 2, 2015 22:32

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

CrashCat posted:

yeah, and g2a referrals, and any other pimping out for money you can imagine really

twitch.tv is the pimp of the skynet age

# ? Jul 2, 2015 22:47

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

lol paying people to watch them play boring rear end video games, drat I'm glad to be old as gently caress

# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:25

FalloutGod: Dec 14, 2006

This is a new one. Knee high socks and a skirt crawling around on the floor. http://www.twitch.tv/dinglederper Shes drawing on some big rear end piece of paper while its labeled shes playing counter strike. Really playing up the "innocent" angle.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:32

Athropos: May 4, 2004; "Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."

FalloutGod posted:

This is a new one. Knee high socks and a skirt crawling around on the floor. http://www.twitch.tv/dinglederper Shes drawing on some big rear end piece of paper while its labeled shes playing counter strike. Really playing up the "innocent" angle.

Yeah a lot of these girls barely play the games at all, they will gravitate around a popular game like CS:GO or LoL and then spend most of the time just doing random poo poo like drawing on boards, having dumb skype chats with douchebags or doing gymnastics with their titties flopping around or whatever. You should just report them for non-gaming content.

I wouldnt even mind if they did show their tits but twitch doesnt allow them to show nudity and most of the girls are just flirting with viewers to get more cash. A lot of them have steady boyfriends and poo poo.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:43

cams: Mar 28, 2003

it is important to remember that there are tons of single men all over the world making huge amounts of money, and they are more than willing to give that money to girls (or even boys) just so they'll know, however tangentially, that they exist.

i streamed for a while before i went back to school, i'd get like 20-40 viewers on average, nothing special. at the end i opened up donations for a couple weeks and made $120. i am not a girl nor do i have breasts.

if you are at all funny, entertaining, or charismatic on camera, i highly recommend you play yahoo scrabble 8 hours a day and stream it.

# ? Jul 2, 2015 23:53

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# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:02

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

cams posted:

it is important to remember that there are tons of single men all over the world making huge amounts of money, and they are more than willing to give that money to girls (or even boys) just so they'll know, however tangentially, that they exist.

i streamed for a while before i went back to school, i'd get like 20-40 viewers on average, nothing special. at the end i opened up donations for a couple weeks and made $120. i am not a girl nor do i have breasts.

if you are at all funny, entertaining, or charismatic on camera, i highly recommend you play yahoo scrabble 8 hours a day and stream it.

this oligirlchy must not stand. Men stand up for your rights

# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:05

Cowman: Feb 14, 2006; Beware the Cow

Giblet Plus! posted:

say no more

https://www.myrealbreast.com

so my plan is to buy a big pair of these and then stream myself playing games shittily on twitch. I won't talk because I'll say I have social anxiety and am too shy to speak :blush:

gonna make a million bucks over night. I may have to shave and lose weight though...

Edit: I may be too shy to speak but you know I'm gonna be showing off that cleavage for these horny nerds.

# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:38

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Athropos posted:

Yeah a lot of these girls barely play the games at all, they will gravitate around a popular game like CS:GO or LoL and then spend most of the time just doing random poo poo like drawing on boards, having dumb skype chats with douchebags or doing gymnastics with their titties flopping around or whatever. You should just report them for non-gaming content.

I wouldnt even mind if they did show their tits but twitch doesnt allow them to show nudity and most of the girls are just flirting with viewers to get more cash. A lot of them have steady boyfriends and poo poo.

Like, these girls can go on a cam site and be non-nude. They know that, right? Nobody will force them to show their breasts OR play video games.

If you wanna stream video games and you happen to be an attractive girl while you do it, hey OK that's fine. If you are forcing yourself to be on a gaming site just to get people to give you money because of your looks, why not just go on another site that is targeted towards that business model? And you can't tell me the money is better on Twitch than it is on a cam site because Drew Carey isn't buying houses for girls on Twitch.

Jamesman fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jul 3, 2015

# ? Jul 3, 2015 00:58

CrashCat: Jan 10, 2003; another shit post

We can't tell you the money isn't better because one girl got a house?

I'm no mathematician but there are assloads of porn sites out there and only one Twitch, with a few poorly competing sites. I gotta imagine it's the easiest way to get the desperate horny kid dollar, and it has a built-in cover story for when you want to try and make that history go away.

# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:14

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Jamesman posted:

Like, these girls can go on a cam site and be non-nude. They know that, right? Nobody will force them to show their breasts OR play video games.

If you wanna stream video games and you happen to be an attractive girl while you do it, hey OK that's fine. If you are forcing yourself to be on a gaming site just to get people to give you money because of your looks, why not just go on another site that is targeted towards that business model? And you can't tell me the money is better on Twitch than it is on a cam site because Drew Carey isn't buying houses for girls on Twitch.

strangely they probably make more money this way

# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:17

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Hot girls streaming on twitch definitely make more money than the average cam girl.

# ? Jul 3, 2015 01:36

ChosenbytheZetans: Jan 21, 2013

Jamesman posted:

Like, these girls can go on a cam site and be non-nude. They know that, right? Nobody will force them to show their breasts OR play video games.

If you wanna stream video games and you happen to be an attractive girl while you do it, hey OK that's fine. If you are forcing yourself to be on a gaming site just to get people to give you money because of your looks, why not just go on another site that is targeted towards that business model? And you can't tell me the money is better on Twitch than it is on a cam site because Drew Carey isn't buying houses for girls on Twitch.

The video game is a buffer to ready the creepy poo poo in chat, nerds don't expect you to just stare at chat and pay attention. It makes sense.

# ? Jul 3, 2015 15:22

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

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Manchild Punches-self and Breaks Controller Over MMX3.

# ? Jul 3, 2015 22:01

Helpimscared: Jun 16, 2014

Alot of the streamers are fine, but the chat is just absolute cancer.

# ? Jul 3, 2015 22:05

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Pneub posted:

Manchild Punches-self and Breaks Controller Over MMX3.

I'm the Angry Bird plushie on the couch.

I thought guys weren't allowed to be shirtless on Twitch?

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:00

TASTE THE PAIN!!: May 18, 2004

Pneub posted:

Manchild Punches-self and Breaks Controller Over MMX3.

Speedrunning is some hosed up poo poo

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:35

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

hes punching himself for a "damage boost"

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:36

METATERREN: Jul 3, 2015; I enjoy putting things in my mouth.

KayLovesPie is loving hot

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:36

METATERREN: Jul 3, 2015; I enjoy putting things in my mouth.

Sanctum posted:

Yeah it's stupid how much money they take in.

I used to watch this 'variety' streamer because he was always on around 1-5 AM when I don't feel like doing things. There was this particularly annoying kid in his twitch chat that would donate $50 every day. And you could tell the guy streaming was gritting his teeth responding to the kid. Then one day he blew up and shouted at the kid for like a minute straight.

the gently caress was the kid doing wrong

maybe he makes $100/hour selling porno tapes like the amateurs who quit engineering and chef jobs to make porn

assuming 18+ kids

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:37

Happy Bear Suit: Jul 21, 2004

Pneub posted:

Manchild Punches-self and Breaks Controller Over MMX3.

gamers.flv

METATERREN posted:

KayLovesPie is loving hot

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:40

Jean Eric Burn: Nov 10, 2007

I honestly don't know if I could achieve an orgasm if I tried to masturbate to a twitch girl.

I like cleavage but idk I would probably just get tired after a while.

Maybe I'm gay.

# ? Jul 3, 2015 23:58

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Jean Eric Burn posted:

I honestly don't know if I could achieve an orgasm if I tried to masturbate to a twitch girl.

I like cleavage but idk I would probably just get tired after a while.

Maybe I'm gay.

Just not as pathetic let's say

# ? Jul 4, 2015 00:10

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

a lot of the time i have a twitch stream going on in the background and whenever something funny happens they make a lot of noise and i look over and it's usually worth a chuckle.

# ? Jul 4, 2015 00:18

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

METATERREN posted:

KayLovesPie is loving hot

I'll be the judge of that- whoa- sweet lord!

# ? Jul 4, 2015 00:23

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Jean Eric Burn posted:

I honestly don't know if I could achieve an orgasm if I tried to masturbate to a twitch girl.

I like cleavage but idk I would probably just get tired after a while.

Maybe I'm gay.

It's more like BDSM. You maintain erection with no release while watching someone else play a videogame

METATERREN posted:

KayLovesPie is loving hot

mmm light skin black

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# ? Jul 4, 2015 00:29

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

id like her to love my pie

(my pie is probably my rear end in a top hat)

# ? Jul 4, 2015 00:56

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Motions of the sense

METATERREN posted:

KayLovesPie is loving hot

I still couldn't watch long but I like her version of highest tipper

# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:00

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

if i was a cracker rear end plantation owner I would have all my light skinned ladies indoor playing video games all day

hosed up thing is they are probably my duaghters

# ? Jul 4, 2015 01:05

Minorkos: Feb 20, 2010

argondamn posted:

a lot of the time i have a twitch stream going on in the background and whenever something funny happens they make a lot of noise and i look over and it's usually worth a chuckle.

i think twitch streams might be the "leaving the tv on to create background noise" of today

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i was reloading: Aug 15, 2015; by zen death robot

twitch tv is for retards

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