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tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
This is the last regular week of baseball before the All Star Game.

There'll be enough Cards/Cubs action this week to set Buzz Bissinger's heart aflutter!


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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


hey it's the cardinals, the team that should go gently caress itself

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


how the gently caress is lester going to pitch when ross is on the dl

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

hey it's the cardinals, the team that should go gently caress itself

They've shown that they can really hack it in this league, though.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

how the gently caress is lester going to pitch when ross is on the dl

I hope he pitches a perfect game so we can get rid of Ross and bring Schwarber up for good.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I hope he pitches a perfect game so we can get rid of Ross and bring Schwarber up for good.

I've come to like ol' ross radbourn

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Is that Marlins man behind home?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

I've come to like ol' ross radbourn

I like him as a person, but he's not very good at playing baseball.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Explosionface posted:

Is that Marlins man behind home?

Yep. One day after the Marlins left town.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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That was strike 3. Montero had to move his glove to get it, though. So it was called a ball.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lester's getting squeezed

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Carp is taking a HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE lead.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


It's on.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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That was the shortest 24-pitch inning ever.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Good lord what a hanger

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Still no K's for Sale through 2 innings. In other news, god drat this game is fast.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


drat that sounded gone

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Thankfully, this game is not blacked out on ESPN, so I can avoid Dan'n'Al.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


good golly laroche's beard, looks like he's likely to be tossed from a game for taunting an ump by yelling nice call, english

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


there is nothing less american than a split double header

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Clobarello!! :toot:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Mark Buhrle is a national treasure and should be made MLB's Tsar of Game Shortening

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




:confuoot: HICKS DINGERS ERRYDAY :confuoot:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
:siren:Hicks didnt like that baseball

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Soler is my favorite New Cub and he Owns

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

R.D. Mangles posted:

Soler is my favorite New Cub and he Owns

Soler Power.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Jon Lester got a hit

this is not a drill

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


HE DID IT

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

:laffo:

Lester got a hit

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I can't remember the last time I saw Kurt Suzuki thorw out someone trying to steal. I mean, I know he has to have at some point, but I can't name one instance of it happening.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Needlessly long reviews that likely won't lead to anything important are sacrilege against Mark Buehrle.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
HE DID IT

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Cardinals pitchers have now given up two career-first hits to pitchers in the past week. Ugh.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Congrats, Lester! :toot:

Booo, Addison. :mad:

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


will_colorado posted:

:laffo:

Lester got a hit

Kevin Millar told them on air today to throw fastballs down the middle to each other, and Lackey did just that. ha.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


raising that BA to .032

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Correa is so god drat smooth defensively

e: Ahhhh Chris Carter with the cool as gently caress play, bouncer down the line, bounces off first base and goes way over Carter's head, he reaches up and barehands it and flips it to Keuchel

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
I never thought I'd see a worse call than Valencia at the plate, but I only had to wait a few days.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Preston Tucker 4 for 4 with 2 singles, a double and a HR on his 25th birthday. Still a triple away from hitting for the cycle as a rookie on his birthday which would own

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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
damned blue jays and their contact skills

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