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PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Ehud posted:

I hope ESPN somehow gets in trouble for this.

It'll be some nurse intern who'll be sacrificed

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Mel Mudkiper posted:

To be fair I do not see an index finger as particularly relevant to a DE

I dunno, grabbing the ball carrier/qb. Definitely lose some strength in the hand there.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I also hope JPP gets a prosethtic finger so that one day during a big hit we can see that thing go flying off and watch the awkward injury time out as JPP goes to retrieve his plastic finger from the ground all sheepish like

wandler20 posted:

I dunno, grabbing the ball carrier/qb. Definitely lose some strength in the hand there.

Oh yeah good point that is almost his entire grip lost.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Does JPP play with his hand in the dirt?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Calling it now JPP to drop a tipped pass that would have otherwise won the game.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
So much for it being no big deal.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
@JasonLaCanfora: RT @BartHubbuch: Sounds like someone at JPP's hospital will be buying a new Lexus.

Uhhhhhhhh. :confused:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
legit try to squeeze something without your index finger its crazy hard

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Apparently it was his decision to amputate, to accelerate/simplify the healing process.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

A Man and his dog posted:

@JasonLaCanfora: RT @BartHubbuch: Sounds like someone at JPP's hospital will be buying a new Lexus.

Uhhhhhhhh. :confused:

He is suggesting ESPN paid someone to steal the info

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Blitz7x posted:

Does JPP play with his hand in the dirt?

Forever at this point.

A Man and his dog posted:

@JasonLaCanfora: RT @BartHubbuch: Sounds like someone at JPP's hospital will be buying a new Lexus.

Uhhhhhhhh. :confused:

Buying JPP a new Lexus. Or what Mel said

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

A Man and his dog posted:

@JasonLaCanfora: RT @BartHubbuch: Sounds like someone at JPP's hospital will be buying a new Lexus.

Uhhhhhhhh. :confused:

Implying they bought the chart? I think they'll be arrested first

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
JPP has to play for the niners now

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Aaron NaglerVerified account
‏@AaronNagler

Aaron Nagler retweeted Andrew

There is language in the CBA where players basically waive HIPPA rights.



So the leak could have come from the NFL Office?

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Athanatos posted:

Aaron NaglerVerified account
‏@AaronNagler

Aaron Nagler retweeted Andrew

There is language in the CBA where players basically waive HIPPA rights.



So the leak could have come from the NFL Office?

Lol. Nothing like contractually waiving peoples rights away

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Daaaaaaamn. Just google image searching a 'ray resection'. NWS/NMS?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Athanatos posted:

Aaron NaglerVerified account
‏@AaronNagler

Aaron Nagler retweeted Andrew

There is language in the CBA where players basically waive HIPPA rights.



So the leak could have come from the NFL Office?

I seriously loving doubt you can waive the right to not have medical information revealed on cable tv

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Oh Florio

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/618924420682371073

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 2m2 minutes ago
For those asking, I wouldn't have posted that medical record without a signed release from JPP. There's nothing to gain from posting it.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Raku posted:

I seriously loving doubt you can waive the right to not have medical information revealed on cable tv

Pretty sure you can waive the right to most things..


Whether or not he knew he was waiving this right is a totally different matter

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

He's just mad that Schefter paid more for the records

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Raku posted:

I seriously loving doubt you can waive the right to not have medical information revealed on cable tv

Yeah, but if it's in NFL contracts or some poo poo, it opens the realm of more idiots seeing it rather than just hospital staff.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Lmao well it's already posted on the Internet!

I didn't do it!

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

CyberPingu posted:

Pretty sure you can waive the right to most things..


ehhhh, there's a super big assload of exceptions to that. Title VII rights, disability rights, etc...

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Raku posted:

ehhhh, there's a super big assload of exceptions to that. Title VII rights, disability rights, etc...

Surely the whole point of a "right" is that you can choose to accept it or not though?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

wandler20 posted:

Apparently it was his decision to amputate, to accelerate/simplify the healing process.

How much money would it take for you to cut off your index finger?

I'd imagine my answer is probably lower than what JPP is going to get.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Why does everyone spell HIPAA wrong

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
That's scummy as poo poo for journalists to be openly posting it

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Vertical Lime posted:

Oh Florio

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/618924420682371073

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 2m2 minutes ago
For those asking, I wouldn't have posted that medical record without a signed release from JPP. There's nothing to gain from posting it.

How the gently caress did he sign it

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I work with it literally every day and write it constantly and I spell it wrong, so I guess maybe I just think about hippos a lot.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Did Keith Olbermann get fired from ESPN?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Also yeah it's pretty hosed that it's being posted that brazenly, but then again, they do it with literally every other piece of medical information about these guys, and virtually all of them post about wonderlics so they can call these guys retards in so many words, so....

A Man and his dog posted:

Did Keith Olbermann get fired from ESPN?

They Bill Simmonsed him.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

CyberPingu posted:

Pretty sure you can waive the right to most things..

and you don't even need all five fingers!

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I knew a kid in high school who blew off his thumb and finger with a pipe bomb but the finger was just torn off so they attached the finger to where his thumb was so he looked like he had a weird claw. He was kind of a dick so I was prepared to tell him to count to ten if he ever gave me any poo poo but he never did before we graduated.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Athanatos posted:

Aaron NaglerVerified account
‏@AaronNagler

Aaron Nagler retweeted Andrew

There is language in the CBA where players basically waive HIPPA rights.



So the leak could have come from the NFL Office?

Also, real talk for a second here.

This does not, in any way protect the hospital or its employees.

If they find the person that did this, they are beyond hosed.

E: Oh fun, I know what software that is. Yeah, it logs every view access, they'll know immediately if anyone not assigned to him pulled it up, and can check every person who accessed it and when, so they should probably know who it is already.

Kalli fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Jul 9, 2015

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Yeah, even if nobody at ESPN gets punished, someone at that hospital absolutely will be.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Kalli posted:

Also, real talk for a second here.

This does not, in any way protect the hospital or its employees.

If they find the person that did this, they are beyond hosed.

E: Oh fun, I know what software that is. Yeah, it logs every view access, they'll know immediately if anyone not assigned to him pulled it up, and can check every person who accessed it and when, so they should probably know who it is already.

As I said, some intern is getting hosed so no one will talk about the fuckedness of the NFL making players waive their medical privacy rights

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

A Man and his dog posted:

Did Keith Olbermann get fired from ESPN?

Thank god

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Can you get customized NYG jerseys with JPP's #, named "Frodo"?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

pmchem posted:

Can you get customized NYG jerseys with JPP's #, named "Frodo"?

:lol:

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Blitz7x posted:

Daaaaaaamn. Just google image searching a 'ray resection'. NWS/NMS?



That reminds me I need to play the new Oddworld game

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