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Today at my office we were discussing the worst pickup lines. After throwing a few out, such as "Come with me if you want to live" and "Yeah baby I'm Legendary Eagle in CS" I pondered if GBS could help find the worst pickup line that lonely goons shouldn't use.
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Jul 11, 2015 06:24
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hey baby how do you like this *unzips dick*
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Jul 11, 2015 06:25
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i cant think.of anything right now, but im looking fowsrd to all the ones other people may suggest
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Jul 11, 2015 06:27
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Wanna take a ride in my fedora?
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Jul 11, 2015 06:29
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hi i'm the op
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Jul 11, 2015 06:30
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"I voted for Barack Obama"
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Jul 11, 2015 06:30
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"Hey girl would you like to buy a dishwasher?"
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Jul 11, 2015 06:30
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"I'm a member of luelinks eti"
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Jul 11, 2015 06:31
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Love me, I'm so alone
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Jul 11, 2015 06:31
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Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.
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Jul 11, 2015 06:33
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Did you know Jesus was black? *only use on black women
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Jul 11, 2015 06:33
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china bot posted:Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me. This is a joke but dudes sincerely use this line all the time according to chat message screen shots I see online. An apparently it works often enough they keep doing it.
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Jul 11, 2015 06:34
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Baby let's go back to my place and poo poo post in GBS all night long.
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Jul 11, 2015 06:34
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Windows 98 posted:This is a joke but dudes sincerely use this line all the time according to chat message screen shots I see online. An apparently it works often enough they keep doing it. Whether it works or not doesn't refute the fact that it's the worst though
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Jul 11, 2015 06:35
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Prof. Lurker posted:hey baby how do you like this *unzips dick* Your dick unzips? Whats that like?
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Jul 11, 2015 06:35
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Hey baby, does this shovel look like stainless steel to you?
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Jul 11, 2015 06:35
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I'm kind of a big deal on the internet forum of Something Awful dot come, a posting superstar you might say
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Jul 11, 2015 06:36
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i got this gold trophy for modding one of the most popular subreddits
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Jul 11, 2015 06:37
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"If you knew what's good for me you'd kill me, if you knew what's good for you, you'll go out with me." This actually happened to a coworker
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Jul 11, 2015 07:05
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I washed my balls today just in case
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Jul 11, 2015 07:07
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Babe let's go back to my place and check out my model trains
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Jul 11, 2015 07:11
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"Hiiiiiiiiiii.....l like your boobs" *stumble, burp* "I bet you're a fuckin dirty slut"
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Jul 11, 2015 07:14
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Does this look infected to you?
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Jul 11, 2015 07:15
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You must be from Jamaica cuz Jamaican me crazy baby
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Jul 11, 2015 07:17
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Wanna see my massive anime collection?
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Jul 11, 2015 07:19
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Girl I wanna eat your booty like groceries
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Jul 11, 2015 07:19
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pointlessone posted:Wanna see my massive anime collection? I've known too many women who enjoyed anime for this to hold up tho I've yet to meet a woman into model trains
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Jul 11, 2015 07:20
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Do you have stairs? *cuck*
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Jul 11, 2015 07:22
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I've known too many women who enjoyed anime for this to hold up tho Wanna see my massive collection of anime about model trains?
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Jul 11, 2015 07:23
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pointlessone posted:Wanna see my massive collection of anime about model trains? Now we're talking but let's kick it up a notch: Hey baby, wanna come over to my place and play my anime mod for Train Simulator 2011?
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Jul 11, 2015 07:24
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Do u like to draw because I put the D in raw.
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Jul 11, 2015 07:24
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shutup
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Jul 11, 2015 07:25
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Sheep-Goats posted:Do u like to draw because I put the D in raw. This is hilarious and I hope you just made this up and it isn't some age old joke
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Jul 11, 2015 07:28
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:Now we're talking but let's kick it up a notch: Hey baby, want to run a train on my modded anime simulator?
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Jul 11, 2015 07:29
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shush, whore
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Jul 11, 2015 07:29
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Windows 98 posted:This is hilarious and I hope you just made this up and it isn't some age old joke It's old as gently caress
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Jul 11, 2015 07:32
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Let's play Walmart: I'll pay you much less than a living wage, and you can jerk me off.
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Jul 11, 2015 07:32
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pointlessone posted:Wanna see my massive anime collection? This one could potentially work, but you likely won't want the type of woman it draws in. For content: Wanna see my Pokemons?
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Jul 11, 2015 07:35
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Girl, I put the s-t-d in "stud". All I need is u. (Also very old.)
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Jul 11, 2015 07:40
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"Why hello, im permabanned poster niggerstomper58..."
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