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A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Showing Incognito how to be a real poo poo head.

:stonkhat:

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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Seems like it's been a while since we had an evil coach. Cut him now.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Turns out he hit his neighbor's kid. A-yup.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Burger Trench posted:

Turns out he hit his neighbor's kid. A-yup.

Season 2 of "The Slap"

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Neighborhood kids often deserve it

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

This wouldn't have happened if he had a gun

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


GNU Order posted:

This wouldn't have happened if he had a gun

No half measures.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Probably drunk and punched his neighbors kid....

Shaking my head.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Well, Rex said he wanted to build a bully.
I just don't think this is what he had in mind.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

I don't mind a little truculence from the staff tbh

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Talk poo poo, get hit.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh wow, Austin Collie is still with us:

http://www.tsn.ca/cfl-must-see/video/cfl-must-see-collie-tip-toes-line-for-td~655024

Gandalf21
May 17, 2012



Good for Collie. Hope he stays healthy.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



lmbo

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Poor Kromer spends two years dealing with Jay Cutler, no wonder he's lashing out.

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Ehud posted:

@RapSheet: #Bills OL coach Aaron Kromer was arrested last night and charged with battery with intent to cause bodily harm, per the Walton County Jail.

"Kid wasn't checking out of enough bad run plays."

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007


ay caramba!!!

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


quote:

The victim stated Kromer also told him if he reported him to the police he would kill his family

Holy poo poo

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

That Works posted:

Holy poo poo

:rip: victim's family

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

This is the same guy who talked poo poo about Cutler to the media and then gave a tearful apology about it, by the way.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Lol if he wasn't wealthy he neeeeeeever would have gotten released after that.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Burger Trench posted:

This is the same guy who talked poo poo about Cutler to the media and then gave a tearful apology about it, by the way.

he's just jealous that the chairs did a better job blocking something than the bears line ever did

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I hope he dies irl

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

That Works posted:

Holy poo poo

I hope he threatened to butt gently caress the kid's father his mother's headless corpse on the front lawn.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
What a loving rear end in a top hat. This offseason geeze.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
looks like next years douche of the year competition already has its no. 1 contender

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
kromer looks like he's a bit of a psycho



edit beaten just like that kid

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

CyberPingu posted:

looks like next years douche of the year competition already has its no. 1 contender

Man, if only he had the decency to pull this a month ago.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpuexiPFgnY

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Wow, buncha goons up in arms trying to defend a bunch of trespassing punks, I guess? Enjoy sitting in the sand; my man Kromer and I like our views up here, thanks.

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Burger Trench posted:

Wow, buncha goons up in arms trying to defend a bunch of trespassing punks, I guess? Enjoy sitting in the sand; my man Kromer and I like our views up here, thanks.

I don't recall seeing anything indicating the beach, or even chairs, were definitely Kromer's.

Dattserberg
Dec 30, 2005

National champion, Heisman winner, King crab enthusiast
Hahahaha that story is insane. Sounds like beach chair use is a good reason to smack the poo poo out of the neighbor kid.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Beach chairs suck and so do the bills

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

IMO punching children should be more than a misdemeanor battery

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I have a PBR beach chair, it's pretty nice. One of those big wooden ones. Maybe that makes it a porch chair or a lawn chair, idk, it's like 20 pounds or so

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
De criminalize it, man.

Wait what are we talking about again

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

AAA DOLFAN posted:

De criminalize it, man.

Wait what are we talking about again

Beach chairs, I'm partial to my tommy bahama one I grabbed from costco. Pretty good price, and it has a little cooler compartment but it doesn';t really matter because I dont leave the house without my Yeti

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Those plastic shits they put by the pool loving suck, and I don't like non adjustable backs

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


If I leave my beach chairs out it's because I don't want to bring them back in and back out after I set them up it does NOT mean you can use them, you little poo poo.

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Defending someone who just assaulted minors is a really stupid way to humblebrag about living near a beach.

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