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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

dont pay its a total beta move

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

How are so many mother fuckers in this thread watching house hunters

*slowly raises hand while sinking further into chair*

In my defense, I really hate my house though and I can't wait to move :/

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

How are so many mother fuckers in this thread watching house hunters

It's a good show :colbert:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Its like when I come home for christmas and my sister won't stop watching the first 48 marathons

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

ross please periscope your date ok

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Ross Angeles posted:

:)

Thanks guys. You are all like my dysfunctional family, especially Fiz. And considering I'm really not much of a social butterfly, this is kind of a big deal

Just ignore all of your natural instincts and you should be fine. Good luck buddy :respek:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Ehud posted:

ross please periscope your date ok
bring a gopro lol

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ehud posted:

ross please periscope your date ok

You'll be so jealous of my rabbit pie and apple brandy cocktails

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
In the process of switching avs Chiche and SA2K have become each other :magical:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

King Hong Kong posted:

I thought the people on those shows actually already own or rent the residence they select in the show and they were inventing reasons for why they did not care for the other residences to create the illusion of drama.

Much like how the season is an illusion to make us believe that there is a chance a contemptible team won't win the Super Bowl.

They are fake. My office did one a few years ago. The couple had purchased their home a year ago and they just pretended to look at two other homes that were for sale at the time.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Kromer is using the "it was dark" defense to justify punching a kid lol

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

TubeStank posted:

Kromer is using the "it was dark" defense to justify punching a kid lol

The kid was a solid 5'2" 110 lbs

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
If he plays receiver, St Louis would still consider him in the 1st

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Can't the defense be that kids are annoying especially when they are on your lawn, err a public beach you left your chairs on?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Metapod posted:

The kid was a solid 5'2" 110 lbs

Probably mistook him for an adult woman then.

Dattserberg
Dec 30, 2005

National champion, Heisman winner, King crab enthusiast

Chichevache posted:

You know why I'm like the Lions, baby? Because I ain't ever getting you a ring either. :smug:

Awww man :smith:

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

TubeStank posted:

Kromer is using the "it was dark" defense to justify punching a kid lol

:lol:

It's so dark! Can't see! My beach chair! Punches kid

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I like when a person's defense gives up on making them not sound like poo poo but just less of a poo poo.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

King Hong Kong posted:

I thought the people on those shows actually already own or rent the residence they select in the show and they were inventing reasons for why they did not care for the other residences to create the illusion of drama.

Much like how the season is an illusion to make us believe that there is a chance a contemptible team won't win the Super Bowl.

Yes all television is in fact bullshit, you are correct.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Metapod posted:

The kid was a solid 5'2" 110 lbs

The little fucker stole his beach chairs.

Who among us wouldn't have smacked that little bitch in front of his friends?

edit: This is seriously what happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpuexiPFgnY

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Chilichimp posted:

I'm p. sure my realtor wanted to slit my loving throat by the time I was done looking.

Bitch earned her commission.

My then fiancé (now wife) and I went from not even looking to home owners in the span of a month. She's a teacher and it happened to be spring break, so she blitzed through a bunch of houses and then we went and saw the top candidates together. Less than a week later we had an offer down and got the house we wanted. It was nuts.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

My then fiancé (now wife) and I went from not even looking to home owners in the span of a month. She's a teacher and it happened to be spring break, so she blitzed through a bunch of houses and then we went and saw the top candidates together. Less than a week later we had an offer down and got the house we wanted. It was nuts.

It took me like 2 months, probably say 5-10 houses/week. But I kept seeing poo poo and changing my criteria around. Location/age/price range poo poo all varied and I'm sure I pissed my realor off so bad.

My wife even gave up on accompanying me and the realtor by the end.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Such a good show

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Metapod posted:

The kid was a solid 5'2" 110 lbs

Yea he sounds small but bear in mind he was careful with his diet and did a lot of ab wheels.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Bad Moon posted:

In the process of switching avs Chiche and SA2K have become each other :magical:

They teamed up to troll us all for the rest of the offseason. A Good Prank

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

NC-17 posted:

Yea he sounds small but bear in mind he was careful with his diet and did a lot of ab wheels.

:lol:

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

NC-17 posted:

Yea he sounds small but bear in mind he was careful with his diet and did a lot of ab wheels.

:thurman:

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Hahahahahaha

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

NC-17 posted:

Yea he sounds small but bear in mind he was careful with his diet and did a lot of ab wheels.

M-m-m-m-m-m-m-monster kill

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


NC-17 posted:

Yea he sounds small but bear in mind he was careful with his diet and did a lot of ab wheels.

Is this a ref to something I missed? Judging by the reactions.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Making fun of me for my healthy diet and vigorous ab wheel training.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

That Works posted:

Is this a ref to something I missed? Judging by the reactions.

drat, son, it was only like a page ago.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

A Man and his dog posted:

Making fun of me for my healthy diet and vigorous ab wheel training.

lol forgot about the ab wheel

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

If you really want the girl, sign a multi-million dollar nfl deal.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

If you really want the girl, sign a multi-million dollar nfl deal.

On that note

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Mods rename me A1 Dick Game

Dattserberg
Dec 30, 2005

National champion, Heisman winner, King crab enthusiast

NC-17 posted:

Yea he sounds small but bear in mind he was careful with his diet and did a lot of ab wheels.

Bravo.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

TubeStank posted:

Kromer is using the "it was dark" defense to justify punching a kid lol

The Zimmerman defense. Stupid Florida laws.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Pops Mgee posted:

The Zimmerman defense. Stupid Florida laws.

Welp, at least he's not using the "He was dark" defense. The south has come a long way in 50 years, bruh.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mel Mudkiper posted:

lol forgot about the ab wheel

So, what's an ab wheel? I'm picturing something like this

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