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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The anti austerity riots are getting bigger, is greek hitleresus about to be a thing?

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Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
We can only hope, op

We can only hope

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Idk. :shrug:

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
as i understand it, the european union was an attempt by every developed nation in the western world except for the united states and canada to get together and try to be almost as good as america, and it did not work, and then one of them immediately descended into a fascist shithole.just what happens when you reach too far i guess

europeans seem mostly prone to being hitlers, so we'll just have to see.

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp

Cubone posted:

as i understand it, the european union was an attempt by every developed nation in the western world except for the united states and canada to get together and try to be almost as good as america, and it did not work, and then one of them immediately descended into a fascist shithole.

but enough about canada :newlol:

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

a fascist greece would prob be super adorable

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

can you imagine greeks building tanks. haha!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

ich bein gay

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Greece is the logical contiuation of corporations fleecing both governments and people by not paying decent wages or taxes and getting to the point where the peoples revolution rises up to bring on another glorious age of socialism. Allahu ackbar, comrade.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Mr. Pumroy posted:

can you imagine greeks building tanks. haha!

they dont need tanks they have sticky bombs and molotovs

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
OPA!

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Greek Hitler was born in Macedonia in 1982. He has spent his life up to this date living on the streets of Athens after a being rejected as a gyro artist by the city's top taverna. Angry and bitter to the world, Greek Hitler joins Golden Dawn and quickly realises that he shares a lot in common with their members. After removing the competition in what the media begins to call Night of the Smashed Plates, Greek Hitler burns down the Parthenon.

El Duderino
Mar 28, 2003

If you're not into that whole brevity thing..
Good food though

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mr. Pumroy posted:

can you imagine greeks building tanks. haha!

lol

half the tank shells are sold to the black market by a corrupt officer, the treads are made of literal garbage, and the armor isn't even close to being complete as it doesn't count towards the budget if you don't finish it.

did i mention the soldiers driving it are drunk on ouzo i am pretty sure i did

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Pumroy posted:

can you imagine greeks building tanks. haha!

for a mountainous island country they'd make one that was amphibious and maybe something cool like giving it legs like boston dynamics big dog.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

El Duderino posted:

Good food though

He's right.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

lol

half the tank shells are sold to the black market by a corrupt officer, the treads are made of literal garbage, and the armor isn't even close to being complete as it doesn't count towards the budget if you don't finish it.

did i mention the soldiers driving it are drunk on ouzo i am pretty sure i did

they have steel rebar sticking out of the top so they can claim its still under construction and thus a tax writeoff

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

greek food fuckin sucks. here's some bland rear end salty meat that all tastes the same. holy poo poo you mixed lemon and potatoes, you loving geniuses you.


spanakopita alright i guess

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


concerned mom posted:

Greek Hitler was born in Macedonia in 1982. He has spent his life up to this date living on the streets of Athens after a being rejected as a gyro artist by the city's top taverna. Angry and bitter to the world, Greek Hitler joins Golden Dawn and quickly realises that he shares a lot in common with their members. After removing the competition in what the media begins to call Night of the Smashed Plates, Greek Hitler burns down the Parthenon.

The difference being that unlike Austria and Germany, who desperately lust to be one country, Greece wants to build a wall around macedonia and flood it with napalm for stealing their culture. If you really want to piss a greek off, say that greece didn't invent any of the poo poo they claim to, macedonia did.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

greek food fuckin sucks. here's some bland rear end salty meat that all tastes the same. holy poo poo you mixed lemon and potatoes, you loving geniuses you.


spanakopita alright i guess

greece invented lemons actually

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

greek food fuckin sucks. here's some bland rear end salty meat that all tastes the same. holy poo poo you mixed lemon and potatoes, you loving geniuses you.


spanakopita alright i guess

greece invented lemons actually

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

fact: the greeks invented democracy, the same tool used to ban any interesting or cool player from any good chivalry server

turks need an ottoman 2.0 imho

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

LeoMarr posted:

greece invented lemons actually


LeoMarr posted:

greece invented lemons actually

for real?

Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002




They're gonna get invaded by Turkey and it will start WW 2.5

Golden Gate Bride
Oct 23, 2008
knife to meet you

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

fact: while not inventing it, greeks made great breakthroughs in food poisoning technology in north american diners.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Maybe, I don't know. But like anything Greek, the Italians perfected it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limoncello

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

greek food fuckin sucks. here's some bland rear end salty meat that all tastes the same. holy poo poo you mixed lemon and potatoes, you loving geniuses you.


spanakopita alright i guess

SPANAKOPITA!!!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i guess dolmades are good too but they probably stole them from honest hard working arabs

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Tubesock posted:

They're gonna get invaded by Turkey and it will start WW 2.5

who makes the best flat bread with garlic butter. Let the victors decide

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes


yeah greece basically invented silverware

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

like, think of italian fascism, but even more laughable.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

fact: did you know the the turks called istanbul by its greek name, "a massive shithole", until the reforms of the early 20th century?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Greek scientists invented freedom

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

greek fascism: a master race of fat hairy guys wearing polyester sweatpants at the dog track and or strip club

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i hope everyone dies :twisted:

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

gritler :shrug:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

fact: greece was called Byzantine, a byword for overly complex and ineffectual government, for over 1000 years.

no joke there boys, that's literally what happened.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

also when all of their national reserves are depleted, will they have to call theirselves the Pyrite Dawn?

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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

fact: greece was called Byzantine, a byword for overly complex and ineffectual government, for over 1000 years.

no joke there boys, that's literally what happened.

fact: ur wrong and you shouldnt listen to Victorians

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